Dolphus's profile

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• funny, that's what number five and six both said...
• speed kills... brain cells
• have you accepted mel gibson as your lord and savior?
• you literally need some prozac
• this sweet helmet wasn't cheap, either
• as distinguished from its cousin, the abstinent elephant
• neither... one just moved
• "...i hold it sideways so it smiles at me"
• you can't do shooters when you're asleep
• ...and asked for my number

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