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#1   "...thanks for holding me up, young lady"

167 [+ / -]     May 15, 2008

    Old man bringing the Dawg spirit (and probably his viagra too) to St. Simons for Ga/Fl

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#2   marketing 101: target a specific demographic

121 [+ / -]     May 26, 2008

    End of the aisle display at eastside Publix. Notice the ping pong balls and red cups.

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#3   the store was out of two person bicycles

113 [+ / -]     Sep 11, 2008

    small man. BIG WOMAN. cruisin' together down prince avenue.

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#4   a freudian slip of the sign

112 [+ / -]     Apr 29, 2008

    What are the odds?

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#5   dooley learned about the power of superglue today

112 [+ / -]     Oct 07, 2008

    My 8 week old baby English Bulldog, Dooley, made a new friend!

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#6   giving new meaning to the word whopper

110 [+ / -]     Jul 28, 2008

    The BK sign at 5:30 in the morning... it was changed later in the afternoon.

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#7   if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go cry in the dark now

103 [+ / -]     Oct 08, 2008

    This was on the stairs between Joe Brown and Park Hall.

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#8   scary thing is... this was his attempt at driving home

97 [+ / -]     May 06, 2008

    only in athens. guy passed out in the back of his truck in north campus deck surrounded by beer.

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#9   it's not just fluoride they're adding to the water

95 [+ / -]     Nov 23, 2008

    Probably the best thing I have ever received in the mail. Compliments of the Athens-Clarke County water business office

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#10   discount available for naughty, naughty girls

89 [+ / -]     Sep 12, 2008

    Saw this under the "general" items section on craigslist and I couldn't think of anything used that people would want to buy more.

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#11   at least no one can steal this sign

87 [+ / -]     Jun 30, 2008

    On the sidewalk around the Legion Pool parking lot.

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#12   in my day, we had to walk uphill both ways to funnel beer

86 [+ / -]     Jun 26, 2008

    Granny Gettin' Fucked Up!

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#13   they may have a won the game, but we make better signs

85 [+ / -]     Jan 01, 2009

    Found this sign on North Campus. A friend asked what clap was. haha

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#14   the first person to beat the high score gets a free bowl of pad thai

83 [+ / -]     May 10, 2008

    Geeks + Beer + Video Projector + Nintendo = Tetris projected above Doc Chey's

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#15   excuse me sir, can you help me find the poultry science building?

81 [+ / -]     Mar 26, 2009

    Random turkey walking around in the parking lot

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#16   yield to muggles

80 [+ / -]     Jun 14, 2008

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#17   and don't even ask about the special sauce

80 [+ / -]     Jul 03, 2008

    My friends ate at Sonny's and this was the latest Special on Atl Hwy.

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#18   honesty is not always the best policy

77 [+ / -]     Feb 02, 2009

    Seen at Wal-Mart on the eastside. This economy is really bad...

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#19   can't touch this

75 [+ / -]     Apr 27, 2008

    Taken near Pulaski St. downtown a few years back.

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#20   you better fix this wall before my dad gets home!

75 [+ / -]     May 02, 2008

    The best April Fool's joke I've ever seen. I totally held up traffic to take this one.

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#21   the quad and i both got trashed

73 [+ / -]     Oct 02, 2008

    North Campus looks like a landfill after the Alabama game.

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#22   marketing 101: it's always better to have a diversified sales portfolio

71 [+ / -]     Apr 29, 2008

    Sign seen on Cherokee Rd. a few months back leading to some mobile homes

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#23   monorail squirrel takes a nap

71 [+ / -]     Apr 30, 2008

    That's right... we went there.

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#24   can't wait to see the coke commercial

71 [+ / -]     Jun 04, 2008

    Polar bear riding a motorcycle down 316

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#25   this just in, scaring children is still fun

70 [+ / -]     Mar 09, 2009

    sign on the frisbee golf course near the water

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