the post-easter clearance sale isn't going so well

There's no better way to celebrate Easter than to give your give a thug chocolate bunny, complete with Bling. Also available: Diva Bunny, for the girls.

@ Wal-Mart on 316
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careful where you stick that cue

Drunk Guy 1: If you have sex with a pool table, is it like having a 7-some?



Drunk Guy 2: I think so.

@ Allgoods
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i'll take some cheetos, a pack of smokes, and an assault rifle

@ athens
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maybe it's not so great under the sea after all

Ursula won a giant dildo as a prize for best costume at New Earth Music Hall.

@ New Earth Music Hall - Villains Night
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science majors do it virtually

Fratty 1: So Jena and Stephen are having sex in their fort tonight.



Fratty 2: (laughs) Really?



Fratty 1: Well, they're just simulating it.

@ intersection at Lumpkin and Cedar
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that would be on the list of warning signs

Girl: So, when I was younger I used to kill small animals. They made me see a psychologist because they thought I would become a serial killer. Is that true?

@ Baldwin
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furries are people, too

Girl 2: Okay, living in a huge expensive house is a lifestyle. Dressing up like a cat, and going to a parties where everyone else is a cat, and having cat orgies is not a lifestyle.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: She says it's her lifestyle.



Girl 2: Okay, living in a huge expensive house is a lifestyle. Dressing up like a cat, and going to a parties where everyone else is a cat, and having cat orgies is not a lifestyle.

@ SLC 3rd Floor
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they reworked the biology class syllabus the following year

Sorostitute 1: No, but I definitely don't think he meant anything by it.



Sorostitute 2: Oh, well I guess that's okay, then.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Sorostitute 1: Yeah, he sexually molested me when I was in sixth grade.



Sorostitute 2: What? You're kidding!



Sorostitute 1: No, but I definitely don't think he meant anything by it.



Sorostitute 2: Oh, well I guess that's okay, then.

@ Biology bus stop
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this is either spy talk or porno talk. not sure which.

Girl 1: Hey, I have your umbrella.



Girl 2: Yeah! you jacked my umbrella.



Girl 1: Yeah it was in my bush in front of my apartment. You can get it if you want, its in my back seat.

@ polo club
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take your daughter to work day is really catching on

Girl: I went to a strip club when I was five.



Guy: What? Awesome.



GIrl: The stripper was my mom.

@ The Marble Slab on Lumpkin Street
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someone lost a bet

Just look at the guy in red... Enough said.

@ Baldwin Street
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ah, to be young and in love

16-year-old Girl 1: Ohmigod! Could you imagine fucking in these heels? Hot.



16-year-old Girl 2: (gets a text) Ohmigod! Do you know who he was cheating on me with?



16-year-old Girl 1: Who?



16-year-old Girl 2: A fucking 12-year-old! Asshole!

@ Charlotte Russe @ GA Square Mall
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measure twice, cut once

Dancer: You have nice long teeth. I used to have long teeth, but I thought they were too long so I had 'em filed down. But then I gained weight in my face. Now my teeth are too small.

@ Clermont Lounge
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are those 14 pounders or 16?

I don't even know what to say.

@ Showtime Bowling
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in some countries, that means they're married now

Guy studying: Slap me some skin you sly, slicky slim jim.



Girl at the next table: Wait, what the fuck just happened?' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(Fratty walking up to his friend that is studying)



Fratty: What's up homie g-dawg times 10,452?



Guy studying: Slap me some skin you sly, slicky slim jim.



Girl at the next table: Wait, what the fuck just happened?

@ slc
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from the set of katherine heigl's new romantic comedy

Girl 2: I'll be able to tell through my binoculars.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: I don't know if he thinks it's a real date or not.



Girl 2: I'll be able to tell through my binoculars.

@ apartment
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they're easier to catch that way

(Two guys watch an attractive woman with a limp walk by)



Guy 1: Aw, she has a limp.



Guy 2: I like that in a girl.

@ downtown
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just in time for mother's day

(pause)



Sorostitute on Cell: No way, Mom! You're getting one? Can we get them together?' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Sorostitute on Cell: You know, I should tell him that I can't fill out my shirt so that he'll get me a boob job.



(pause)



Sorostitute on Cell: No way, Mom! You're getting one? Can we get them together?

@ SLC
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there's so much to say...

Fratty: Oh man, Dave Matthews!



Guy: Yes, one of the few musicians that can mumble and still make millions. Don't get me wrong, he's good though.



Fratty: Yeah, man! I used to beat off to Dave Matthews when I was 14.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(In the men's room, Dave Matthews is playing)



Fratty: Oh man, Dave Matthews!



Guy: Yes, one of the few musicians that can mumble and still make millions. Don't get me wrong, he's good though.



Fratty: Yeah, man! I used to beat off to Dave Matthews when I was 14.

@ Walker's
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#7   excuse me sir, can you help me find the poultry science building?

Random turkey walking around in the parking lot

@ Apartments
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i always thought tim meadows would drive a nicer car

No words can express this...

@ Athens
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eating disorder? what eating disorder?

Student: Because it means you're healthier.



Tennis Instructor: Well yes... but more importantly, you look better naked. ' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Tennis Instructor: Do any of you know why it's important have a low BMI?



Student: Because it means you're healthier.



Tennis Instructor: Well yes... but more importantly, you look better naked.

@ IM tennis courts
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they're clearly from another planet, so the answer could be anything

Technician 1: How many toes are you supposed to have?



Technician 2: Uh... seriously?



Technician 1: Yes seriously, I haven't counted lately!

@ Athens Regional Medical Center
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put on a hockey mask

Random girl: So, I mean, a cop pulls you over and finds a thirteen inch machete in your trunk, what are you supposed to do?

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this stem cell research thing has really gotten out of hand

Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.

@ Baldwin, Journalism
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hearing voices doesn't necessarily make you nuts

Religion Professor: I spend most of my time in the ancient world. I don't have TV or Internet. If you need to get in contact with me, meditate and speak with me and we can talk. I also am a compulsive liar because I like telling exciting stories about religion.

@ RELI 1001
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speed dating is a growing trend in college towns

Female Employee: Wait, are you returning the books or doing Buy Back?



Female Customer: Returns.



Male Employee: Oh, I guess we can't be friends anymore.



Female Customer: Yeah. I don't love you anymore. It's over.



(Customer walk away)' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Female Customer: Do we bring back books here?



Male Employee: Yeah, I'll be your friend.



Female Employee: Wait, are you returning the books or doing Buy Back?



Female Customer: Returns.



Male Employee: Oh, I guess we can't be friends anymore.



Female Customer: Yeah. I don't love you anymore. It's over.



(Customer walk away)

@ UGA Bookstore
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and thus began uga's synchronized shitting team

Fratty: Ah! Okay, thanks.



(Fratty walks towards bathroom)' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Fratty: Hey, have you seen a group of, like, seven guys down here?



Student Employee: No, not unless they're all in the bathroom.



Fratty: Ah! Okay, thanks.



(Fratty walks towards bathroom)

@ Main Library Media Dept.
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don't forget to take wind resistance into account

Athlete 1: What is the size of Africa?



Athlete 2: It's 200,000 square miles per hour.

@ East Campus Express Bus
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#25   honesty is not always the best policy

Seen at Wal-Mart on the eastside. This economy is really bad...

@ Eastside Wal-Mart
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turns out it's death by non sequitur

Fratty 2: Oh, I'm not. When I'm in a room I go ahead and look around to figure out all the ways the Final Destination movie would try to kill me.



Fratty 1: Oh... so did you get with that chick last night?' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Fratty 1: That projector doesn't look safe. I wouldn't sit under it.



Fratty 2: Oh, I'm not. When I'm in a room I go ahead and look around to figure out all the ways the Final Destination movie would try to kill me.



Fratty 1: Oh... so did you get with that chick last night?

@ Chem Lecture Hall
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the economy is making it tough for people specialized in one field

This add for a job was on the university Dawglink website under off-campus jobs.

@ Dawglink
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that's one way to get into the HOV lane

The (cat, bunny, mouse?) seat covers of a mini-van.

@ Epps Bridge Wal-Mart
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as opposed to a non-up-the-butt enema

Girl 1: So yeah, like I totally had the worst Christmas break ever! My family was driving me crazy and I just wanted to come back and get away!



Girl 2: That sucks, mine was pretty great.



Girl 1: And to top it all off, the dog was having seizures and we had to give him an enema up his butt. Do you even comprehend how not-fun that was?



Girl 2: Damn.

@ SLC Bus Stop
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wonder who insures cheney?

Prince Avenue, Normaltown.

@ Normaltown
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how's it hanging?

(In the underwear department at Wal-Mart)



Redneck Mom: (holding up a pair of panties) How about these?



Redneck Daughter: (yelling) My coochie don't hang that low, mama!

@ Wal-Mart
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there needs to be a better tie breaker for "not it"

Girl 1: So this drunk homeless guy peed himself in one of the library chairs yesterday.



Girl 2: Who cleaned it?



Girl 1: No one... they just put a sign on it that said, "Do not sit in this chair."

@ ACC Library
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desperate times call for desperate measures

Girl 2: Plus with finals coming up.



Girl 1: Exactly.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: So, it's seriously not cheating if your dad is in the hospital detoxing and your boyfriend has a brain tumor?



Girl 2: Plus with finals coming up.



Girl 1: Exactly.

@ Aderhold Elevator
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you could bottle that kind of crazy

Guy: He had some crazy ass name like John.

@ univ village
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murphy says yes

Fratty: (stares) Yeah.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Sorostitute: Do you think that thing is going to be on the test?



Fratty: What thing?



Sorostitute: You know, that thing that wasn't in the notes and we didn't cover in class.



Fratty: (stares) Yeah.

@ SLC
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we had to google this one... and now our minds are scarred

Found on Lumpkin Street while walking to tailgate in 2007

@ Lumpkin Square
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clearly another excellent breeding decision

Sorority Girl 2: Yeah. That makes sense. I wouldn't want him around either. ' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Sorority Girl 1: So all I know is that he is in jail and is waiting to get deported.



Sorority Girl 2: Deported? That sucks. How is he going to help with the baby?



Sorority Girl 1: Oh. She's not telling him about the baby... that would be way too much drama and she is scared he would try to stay in the country for it... you know... to be a dad.



Sorority Girl 2: Yeah. That makes sense. I wouldn't want him around either.

@ Kroger - Produce Department - East Side
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help! my daisy dukes are altering the space-time continuum!

half naked african american cross dresser outside of Bourbon Street.

@ Broad Street
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she was consistently the mvp

there are no words.

@ SLC
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pejorative bigot ISO single gay male that sucks at ping pong

Can someone PLEASE explain to me WTF this poster is supposed to mean?!

@ On the ground, S. Rocksprings St
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we don't know what that means, and we probably don't want to

Notice the "serverd" near the bottom.

@ East Side Zaxby's
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it's no longer hot corner. take it back to the mother ship.

Barista: We don't have french fries.



Crazy guy: It says it on the menu.



Barista: That's french press, as in coffee.



Crazy guy: Oh. I'm the world champion, you know. I have a website. I also won a Grammy. Little Elvis they used to call me. Now they call me Big Elvis.



Barista: Uh-huh.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Crazy guy: I'd like some french fries.



Barista: We don't have french fries.



Crazy guy: It says it on the menu.



Barista: That's french press, as in coffee.



Crazy guy: Oh. I'm the world champion, you know. I have a website. I also won a Grammy. Little Elvis they used to call me. Now they call me Big Elvis.



Barista: Uh-huh.

@ Trappeze
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we don't want to know what happens at a bad homecoming

Sorostitute 1: Ohmigod, you guys. That was, like, the best homecoming ever.



Sorostitute 2: I know!



Sorostitute 1: Yeah, my date tried to rape me.

@ DePalma's
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and to think that some parents have the nerve to expose their kids to poverty and sickness

Girl 1: I really want to protect my children from all the bad things in the world.



Girl 2: Yeah, me too.



Girl 1: Like, my children will never be allowed to taste mayonnaise.

@ Corner of Cedar and Lumpkin
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ladies and gentlemen, alanis morissette

Girl 2: No... do you?



Girl 1: Yeah, irony makes me feel better.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: Where are all the damn squirrels when you need them?



Girl 2: What?



Girl 1: Don't you ever throw acorns at squirrels when you're in a bad mood?



Girl 2: No... do you?



Girl 1: Yeah, irony makes me feel better.

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thank god they installed that pregnancy test vending machine by the jittery joe's

Sorostitute 2: Yay!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(While in the SLC bathroom, Girl 1 is in a stall having a conversation with her friend who is outside the stall)



Sorostitute 1: Ohmigod, wait... yes!



Sorostitute 2: What?



Sorostitute 1: I'm not pregnant!



Sorostitute 2: Yay!

@ SLC
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tryouts for the new season of jackass are going well

Drunk Fratty 2: Dude, relax... he's been tasered like eighteen times.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(While hurriedly walking down Broad Street on a Saturday night)



Drunk Fratty 1: You say this guy is the real deal, that he knows what he's doing, but how can we be sure?



Drunk Fratty 2: Dude, relax... he's been tasered like eighteen times.

@ Bourbon Street
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that's the sort of conviction that launches 1000 ships

Guy: So you're just dead?



Sorostitute: Yeah, I'm just dead.



Guy: That's what I thought.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Sorostitute: So, I was totally, like, Helen of Troy in a past life. I was so hot I started a huge war!



Guy: So you believe in reincarnation?



Sorostitute: Well, no, I don't, so I guess I take all that back.



Guy: So you're just dead?



Sorostitute: Yeah, I'm just dead.



Guy: That's what I thought.

@ SLC
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is that a carrot on the end of a fishing pole?

Woman in the wheelchair was holding a rope, while her 3 friends pulled her uphill. All she needed was a whip, and to scream "faster, you fools!"

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