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from the set of katherine heigl's new romantic comedy

32 [+ / -]     May 25, 2009

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they're easier to catch that way

56 [+ / -]     May 06, 2009

    (Two guys watch an attractive woman with a limp walk by)



    Guy 1: Aw, she has a limp.



    Guy 2: I like that in a girl.

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just in time for mother's day

66 [+ / -]     Apr 09, 2009

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there's so much to say...

53 [+ / -]     Apr 04, 2009

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#15   excuse me sir, can you help me find the poultry science building?

81 [+ / -]     Mar 26, 2009

    Random turkey walking around in the parking lot

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i always thought tim meadows would drive a nicer car

36 [+ / -]     Mar 25, 2009

    No words can express this...

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eating disorder? what eating disorder?

73 [+ / -]     Feb 25, 2009

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they're clearly from another planet, so the answer could be anything

-42 [+ / -]     Feb 23, 2009

    Technician 1: How many toes are you supposed to have?



    Technician 2: Uh... seriously?



    Technician 1: Yes seriously, I haven't counted lately!

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put on a hockey mask

36 [+ / -]     Feb 21, 2009

    Random girl: So, I mean, a cop pulls you over and finds a thirteen inch machete in your trunk, what are you supposed to do?

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this stem cell research thing has really gotten out of hand

48 [+ / -]     Feb 18, 2009

    Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.

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hearing voices doesn't necessarily make you nuts

66 [+ / -]     Feb 17, 2009

    Religion Professor: I spend most of my time in the ancient world. I don't have TV or Internet. If you need to get in contact with me, meditate and speak with me and we can talk. I also am a compulsive liar because I like telling exciting stories about religion.

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speed dating is a growing trend in college towns

-48 [+ / -]     Feb 13, 2009

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and thus began uga's synchronized shitting team

63 [+ / -]     Feb 05, 2009

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don't forget to take wind resistance into account

58 [+ / -]     Feb 03, 2009

    Athlete 1: What is the size of Africa?



    Athlete 2: It's 200,000 square miles per hour.

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#18   honesty is not always the best policy

77 [+ / -]     Feb 02, 2009

    Seen at Wal-Mart on the eastside. This economy is really bad...

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turns out it's death by non sequitur

23 [+ / -]     Jan 16, 2009

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the economy is making it tough for people specialized in one field

44 [+ / -]     Jan 16, 2009

    This add for a job was on the university Dawglink website under off-campus jobs.

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that's one way to get into the HOV lane

26 [+ / -]     Jan 14, 2009

    The (cat, bunny, mouse?) seat covers of a mini-van.

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as opposed to a non-up-the-butt enema

-68 [+ / -]     Jan 13, 2009

    Girl 1: So yeah, like I totally had the worst Christmas break ever! My family was driving me crazy and I just wanted to come back and get away!



    Girl 2: That sucks, mine was pretty great.



    Girl 1: And to top it all off, the dog was having seizures and we had to give him an enema up his butt. Do you even comprehend how not-fun that was?



    Girl 2: Damn.

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wonder who insures cheney?

56 [+ / -]     Jan 07, 2009

    Prince Avenue, Normaltown.

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how's it hanging?

125 [+ / -]     Jan 07, 2009

    (In the underwear department at Wal-Mart)



    Redneck Mom: (holding up a pair of panties) How about these?



    Redneck Daughter: (yelling) My coochie don't hang that low, mama!

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there needs to be a better tie breaker for "not it"

75 [+ / -]     Dec 26, 2008

    Girl 1: So this drunk homeless guy peed himself in one of the library chairs yesterday.



    Girl 2: Who cleaned it?



    Girl 1: No one... they just put a sign on it that said, "Do not sit in this chair."

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desperate times call for desperate measures

133 [+ / -]     Dec 17, 2008

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you could bottle that kind of crazy

19 [+ / -]     Dec 09, 2008

    Guy: He had some crazy ass name like John.

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murphy says yes

48 [+ / -]     Dec 08, 2008

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we had to google this one... and now our minds are scarred

37 [+ / -]     Dec 01, 2008

    Found on Lumpkin Street while walking to tailgate in 2007

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clearly another excellent breeding decision

15 [+ / -]     Nov 16, 2008

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help! my daisy dukes are altering the space-time continuum!

-7 [+ / -]     Nov 08, 2008

    half naked african american cross dresser outside of Bourbon Street.

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she was consistently the mvp

61 [+ / -]     Nov 04, 2008

    there are no words.

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