Quotes Filed Under "Welcome to the south"


stereotype confirmed

51 [+ / -]     Sep 27, 2008

    Georgia Fan: Are you guys, like, cousins?



    Alabama Guy and Girl: How'd you know!?

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pick me! pick me! huh? what do you mean there's no one there? stupid mask.

11 [+ / -]     Sep 20, 2008

    Apparently, Walmart had a little "fair" that featured wrestling. This guy is wearing a dollar store wrestling championship belt and an awesome mask.

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and he only drinks the champagne of beers

27 [+ / -]     Sep 16, 2008

    Brunette girl: She called my dad a redneck!



    Redhead girl: Well, is he a redneck?



    Brunette girl: Oh, no! He is so far from a redneck. He watches Formula 1, not NASCAR.

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cue the banjo

94 [+ / -]     Sep 15, 2008

    (Boyfriend and Girlfriend are arguing over who will pay for dinner)



    Waitress: So... are you two brother and sister?



    Boyfriend: Brother and sister with benefits.

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he's buying a copy of usa yesterday

24 [+ / -]     Jul 31, 2008

    This man is obviously waiting for the news that the south is gonna rise again.

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#17   dammit earl, why does fido always get the front seat?

60 [+ / -]     Jun 09, 2008

    I snapped this while some friends and I were stuck in traffic on 316. You can't tell by this picture but she had a cigarette in one hand and was texting on her phone in the other.

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probably not too far from the truth

216 [+ / -]     May 23, 2008

    Professor: What does it say at the beginning of the Georgia Constitution?



    Student: Listen up, y'all.

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a game the whole family can play

-19 [+ / -]     May 20, 2008

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oxford, khaki, penny loafer, and button-down: the four horsemen of the pimpocalypse

-5 [+ / -]     May 19, 2008

    four bible thumpers preaching about the end of the world in the middle of broad street downtown. it's hard to read, but the sign says "drunkenness is sin."

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