Barista: We don't have french fries.
Crazy guy: It says it on the menu.
Barista: That's french press, as in coffee.
Crazy guy: Oh. I'm the world champion, you know. I have a website. I also won a Grammy. Little Elvis they used to call me. Now they call me Big Elvis.
Barista: Uh-huh.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Crazy guy: I'd like some french fries.
Barista: We don't have french fries.
Crazy guy: It says it on the menu.
Barista: That's french press, as in coffee.
Crazy guy: Oh. I'm the world champion, you know. I have a website. I also won a Grammy. Little Elvis they used to call me. Now they call me Big Elvis.
Barista: Uh-huh.