looking for a cavity

Sorostitute 1: I just realized this morning that I chipped my tooth last night.



Sorostitute 2: Did you fall?



Sorostitute 1: No.



Sorostitute 2: Then how did you chip your tooth?



Sorostitute 1: On somebody else's tooth.

@ Orbit Bus
Taken by: Steven
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that's technically true

Driver: No, that's why the sign says Ag Hill.



Sorostitute: So do you, like, know when an Orbit will get here?



Driver: Next Thursday.



(Driver closes doors and drives off)' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Sorostitute: Does this bus go to Tate?



Driver: No. You should take Orbit.



Sorostitute: Oh. You're not an Orbit?



Driver: No, that's why the sign says Ag Hill.



Sorostitute: So do you, like, know when an Orbit will get here?



Driver: Next Thursday.



(Driver closes doors and drives off)

@ Chemistry Bus Stop
Taken by: anon
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"...okay, bye dad"

(pause)



Guy on cell: Dude, the twins are fake, she has the herp, don't do it. That's all I have to say about her.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Guy on cell: Yeah dude, I know she's hot.



(pause)



Guy on cell: Dude, the twins are fake, she has the herp, don't do it. That's all I have to say about her.

@ Milledge ave route
Taken by: Guy on the bus
Filed Under The bus | On the phone

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i'll take "things the milledge bus and professional fly-fishing have in common" for 1000, alex

Black Guy: I have never had to get on a Milledge bus in my entire life. In fact I don't think black people even ride the Milledge bus. (nudging a black girl) Have you ever ridden a Milledge?



Black Girl: No.



Black Guy: See! Black people do not ride the Milledge.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl: Yeah, I'm just bus-hopping to a Milledge.



Black Guy: I have never had to get on a Milledge bus in my entire life. In fact I don't think black people even ride the Milledge bus. (nudging a black girl) Have you ever ridden a Milledge?



Black Girl: No.



Black Guy: See! Black people do not ride the Milledge.

@ Orbit Bus
Taken by: Bus Surfer
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that's not why they call it orbit

Sorostitute: Fuck! I was supposed to get off at the last stop! Now I have to ride this whole damn bus!

@ Milledge Bus
Taken by: Ifeltathigh
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and so do your feet

Hipster Dude: (at the Tate Center bus stop) Does this bus go to Memorial Hall?



Bus Driver: Yes.

@ Family Housing Bus
Taken by: roadragin (70)
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don't forget about the eyeliner

Girlfriend: You let a gay guy share your bed last night?



Boyfriend: How was I supposed to know he was gay?



Girlfriend: He was wearing girl jeans, Uggs, and lip gloss!



Boyfriend: That doesn't mean he's gay!

@ Russell Hall Bus
Taken by: Captain Obvious
Caption by: teo (21)
Filed Under The bus | Gay

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what about crazy people?

Freshman Girl 1: So, I have a new obsession... nuts!



Freshman Girl 2: Like, boy nuts? Or nuts nuts?

@ Russell Hall Bus Stop
Taken by: Yikes!
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and the words are so small!

Girl 2: (gasps) You're kidding!



Girl 1: No, it's just margin to margin words.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: I'm supposed to be reading this political science book and it doesn't have any pictures.



Girl 2: (gasps) You're kidding!



Girl 1: No, it's just margin to margin words.

@ East-West bus
Taken by: imagine that
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if this bus doesn't hurry up, i'm gonna be late for potions!

Apparently, Harry Potter book bags are acceptable once you become a senior in college.

@ The Players Club bus stop
Taken by: isawthat (30)
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everyone is finding new ways to save in this tough economy

Sorostitute: Well, I guess if you washed it, it's okay.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Fratty: This jacket is $120 new, but I got it for free.



Sorostitute: Really? How?



Fratty: I found it on the ground. It was all wet and kinda dirty, and it had some throw up on it, but I washed it. I mean, it was my size, so I wasn't gonna just leave it there.



Sorostitute: Well, I guess if you washed it, it's okay.

@ Orbit bus.
Taken by: Meeee.....
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however, neither one is available after 2:00am

Girl 1: What bus are you taking to get to your next class?



Girl 2: Oasis!



(pause)



Girl 1: You mean Orbit?

@ Outside Terrell Hall
Taken by:
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if it's on the internet, it must be true

Girl: Are you sure?' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl: Oh, hey! Happy Birthday! I saw it on Facebook.



Guy: Um, my birthday's not for a month.



Girl: Are you sure?

@ #14 Athens Transit Bus
Taken by: amused (15)
Filed Under Facebook | The bus

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not as difficult an achievement as he seems to think

(On a crowded East West night bus)



Drunk Freshman Guy 1: Dude. I better get arrested tonight.



Drunk Freshman Guy 2: I know, right? You better.



(They exit the bus and walk towards Bourbon Street)

@ The Arch
Taken by: Not My Plan Tonight
Filed Under Downtown | Drinking | The bus

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maybe it's maxed out

Girl 2: (after an awkward silence) Seriously?' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: I hate my phone. It's a piece of crap. Like, when I plug it in, it says "Cannot Charge." I don't even know what that means.



Girl 2: (after an awkward silence) Seriously?

@ North-South Bus
Taken by: justme
Filed Under Dumbass | The bus

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and then we throw them in volcanoes

Girl: Why are all those sorority girls wearing white dresses?



Bus Driver: It's bid day. They have to pretend they're virgins.

@ Orbit bus
Taken by: alphafemale (15)
Filed Under The bus | Pwn! | Greek Life

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both packed, of course

Two Orbit buses, one right after the other.

@ Physics bus stop
Taken by: Savannah
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dude, just ask her to dinner already

Girl: Yeah, I know he's godly, but he's not Jesus! He can't catch everything... he's not Jesus! If he could he'd be Herschel Walker.



Guy: Man, if I was a smart man... I'd invite to you play some sweet Zelda on my Nintendo.



Girl: I freaking love Zelda!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Guy: Man, we're gonna get fucked by LSU. Joe Cox only throws to AJ Green!



Girl: Yeah, I know he's godly, but he's not Jesus! He can't catch everything... he's not Jesus! If he could he'd be Herschel Walker.



Guy: Man, if I was a smart man... I'd invite to you play some sweet Zelda on my Nintendo.



Girl: I freaking love Zelda!

@ Russell Hall Bus
Taken by: guy that doesn't own a sweet nintendo
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no wonder the bus drivers all wave to each other

Girl Bus Driver, on radio: 1861, it looks like I am going to take on a pretty big load, can you pull out a bit?



1861 Bus Driver, laughing hysterically: 10-4.

@ Milledge Bus
Taken by: Scott
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except you don't need a fake id

Bus Driver: (on a crowded bus) If you're not touching someone, you're doing it wrong! Come on people, pretend like this is Bourbon Street!

@ East-West
Taken by: busboy
Filed Under One-liners | The bus

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someone is giving the freshmen the wrong secret password

(A bus stops at Chemistry)



Freshman Girl: Excuse me, where are you going?



Bus Driver: Where do you need to go?



Freshman Girl: Russell Hall.



Bus Driver: Not there.



(Driver closes the door in her face)

@ Orbit Bus - stopped at Chemistry
Taken by: sgutie2 (25)
Caption by: kitten (105)
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tire tracks on the north quad would look kinda tacky

Freshman Girl: God, I have to figure out this bus schedule. Why isn't there one that goes from Peabody to Park?1

@ O-House
Taken by: rly?
Filed Under The bus | One-liners | Dumbass

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does this tow truck go to east campus?

This bus broke down on Atlanta Highway and passed right by La Cazuela as we were eating dinner on the patio.

@ Atlanta Hwy.
Taken by: Meg C.
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ah, sportsmanship

Football player on cell: Yeah man, I gave her herpes.



(pause)



Football player on cell: Nah, man, I'm not gonna tell her! She doesn't need to worry about that. She needs to be more worried about getting rid of that baby in her stomach.

@ north south bus
Taken by: Kat (215)
Filed Under Football | Hooking up | On the phone | The bus

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a risky investment in this economy

(pause)



Drunk fratty on cell: Yeah, really going to hate myself in the morning. I'm broke. The only way it will be worth it is if that girl answers her phone.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk fratty on cell: Man, I just spent $65 downtown tonight.



(pause)



Drunk fratty on cell: Yeah I'm going to hate myself in the morning.



(pause)



Drunk fratty on cell: Yeah, really going to hate myself in the morning. I'm broke. The only way it will be worth it is if that girl answers her phone.

@ On the Overnight bus
Taken by: the observer (60)
Filed Under Hooking up | On the phone | The bus

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sounds like that's how things are already

(pause)



Sorostitute on Cell: You know what I could do? I can make it so that you can see that we're in a relationship, but nobody else can!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Sorostitute on Cell: Why do you want to make our relationship official on Facebook?



(pause)



Sorostitute on Cell: Wait, so you think I'm going to cheat on you if our relationship is not FBO?



(pause)



Sorostitute on Cell: You know what I could do? I can make it so that you can see that we're in a relationship, but nobody else can!

@ East-West Bus
Taken by: In An Open Relationship
Filed Under Facebook | On the phone | The bus

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you'd think he'd be used to it

Football Player: Uh, I actually moved over because you obviously forgot to put deodorant on this morning... but you're welcome.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(A football player scoots over from his aisle seat to a window seat to let a girl sit down on a crowded Orbit Bus)



Girl: Aw, thanks for scootin' over for me!



Football Player: Uh, I actually moved over because you obviously forgot to put deodorant on this morning... but you're welcome.

@ Orbit Bus 9:50am ECV
Taken by: The Voice of Reason
Caption by: It's Amazing What I Hear.. (20)
Filed Under The bus | Pwn! | Football

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for less than a dollar a day, you can have your soul eaten by this child

I suppose it's one of those "feed the children of Africa" brochures. But that face looks evil, not pitiful.

@ Bus12
Taken by: thinksb4hespeaks
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all great change in america begins at the dinner table.

all the time! It's giving me an inferiority complex because I'm not Nancy!



Girl 2: Yuck, I hate McDonald's. Wait, what?' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: He's cute, but he talks about Ronald Reagan all the time! It's giving me an inferiority complex because I'm not Nancy!



Girl 2: Yuck, I hate McDonald's. Wait, what?

@ ECX bus
Taken by: goodtimes
Caption by: It's Amazing What I Hear.. (20)
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strong enough for a man. made for a woman.

Girl: I feel like I wear my heart out on my sleeve when it comes to guys.



Guy: Well, sometimes you've just got to tuck your heart in your arm pit... you know to guard it... and keep it warm.

@ Orbit bus
Taken by: Trucker (142)
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can you repeat the question?

Sorostitute 1: So my Philosophy professor was telling my class about his professor in college making their final one question. So we asked what the question was and he said "Why?"



Sorostitute 2: That's so mean to not tell you the question.

@ North-South Bus
Taken by: the observer (60)
Filed Under The bus | Dumbass

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now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to math class

Girl: Oh my gosh, why are you coming to class 25 minutes early? You're such an overachiever, you bookworm!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Guy: What time is it? I have to get to class.



Girl: 7:25.



Guy: Sweet! I'm five minutes early for being ten minutes early.



Girl: Oh my gosh, why are you coming to class 25 minutes early? You're such an overachiever, you bookworm!

@ East-West bus
Taken by: mentalmath
Filed Under Dumbass | The bus

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maybe they'll park together on their next date

Sorostitute 2: Yeah, that's a really good place to stop, can't let it go too far. He might want something more than just a look.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Sorostitute 1: So I let him take off my shirt and bra, but I wasn't going to let him touch me. Didn't want him thinking I was easy.



Sorostitute 2: Yeah, that's a really good place to stop, can't let it go too far. He might want something more than just a look.

@ Bus
Taken by: the observer (60)
Filed Under Hooking up | The bus

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sure, pull-ups, that's what they were gonna try

Drunk Guy: Well let's try, I mean the bus driver isn't paying attention.



Driver: Umm, I don't really want to see her doing pull-ups on this bus.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(Couple gets on the bus)



Drunk Guy: So you think that the bus would be a good place to have some fun?



Drunk Girl: I'm not sure I could hold myself up that long.



Drunk Guy: Well let's try, I mean the bus driver isn't paying attention.



Driver: Umm, I don't really want to see her doing pull-ups on this bus.

@ Overnight buss
Taken by: the observer (60)
Filed Under At work | Hooking up | The bus

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and he means that literally

Guy 1: Whoa! We almost had a gay moment there.



Guy 2: Well, it is college. Nowhere to go but down.

@ ECX Bus
Taken by: Sammi (338)
Filed Under Gay | The bus

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please stand behind the yellow line and keep everything in your pants

Guy: Come on, no one is on the bus.



Girl: I'm not going down on you here. What about the driver?



Guy: He can't hear or see us where we are sitting.



Bus Driver: I can hear and see you.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl: No! I'm not going to do that on a bus.



Guy: Come on, no one is on the bus.



Girl: I'm not going down on you here. What about the driver?



Guy: He can't hear or see us where we are sitting.



Bus Driver: I can hear and see you.

@ On an Overnighter bus.
Taken by: Matt
Filed Under At work | Hooking up | The bus

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a picture is worth a thousand words, just don't say them out loud

Girl 1: (pause) Do you want to see pictures?



Girl 2: Hell yeah!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: Over the break I got a fork stabbed in my eye! It bled and bled and all this white stuff came out of it and I pulled it out myself and drove to the ER!



Girl 2: Ohmigod that is so disgusting! Don't tell me one more thing about that!



Girl 1: (pause) Do you want to see pictures?



Girl 2: Hell yeah!

@ Family Housing Bus
Taken by: SmarterThenYou (15)
Caption by: frenchie (20)
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one of uga's lesser known pass / fail courses

(Two passengers are made to walk from the back door to the front door)



Bus Driver: Sorry, I just had to check your sketch factor.

@ East-West Bus
Taken by: Anonymous
Filed Under At work | The bus

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mother knows best

Guy on cell: Yeah, man, I have a date lined up for every day next week. Oh, yeah, well, I already know she's gonna dump me Friday, and I can't do anything about it. Yeah, her friend told me. Well, I was tellin' my mom about it, and she said, "You're in Athens, though! There are way more girls than guys there, and they're all easy! You should just go out and get laid as much as possible, by lots of girls!" So I'm gonna do that.

@ Milledge Bus
Taken by: Nick
Filed Under Hooking up | On the phone | One-liners | The bus

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whatever happened to the polite "no"?

Girl (to Bus Driver): Can you hold the bus for 30 seconds? My friend is on her way.



Bus Driver: She the one walking way back there?



Girl: Yeah!



(Bus Driver closes door)

@ Tate Center
Taken by: irritated
Filed Under At work | Pwn! | The bus

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"...they just kept falling out of my pocket"

Drunk Guy: Hey I need help. I lost my car keys.



Bus Driver: Did you lose them on this bus?



Drunk Guy: I think they are up my ass.



Bus Driver: The police officer over there can help you!

@ Gameday Bus
Taken by: roadragin (70)
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though his sense of humor sounds far from it

Guy 2: Pretty much.



Guy 1: And you just stood there? What kind of friend are you?



Guy 2: A dry one.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Guy 1: So some drunk guy just walked into your room and pissed in your roommate's dresser?



Guy 2: Pretty much.



Guy 1: And you just stood there? What kind of friend are you?



Guy 2: A dry one.

@ Orbit Bus
Taken by: CT
Filed Under Drinking | Ew. | The bus

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good thing UGA just added that new MRS program

Girl 2: Chemistry, but not for long. I want to do something easy.



Girl 1: Like what?



Girl 2: I want to marry a rich KA, and make him lots of beautiful babies. That's all I really want to do.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: What's your major?



Girl 2: Chemistry, but not for long. I want to do something easy.



Girl 1: Like what?



Girl 2: I want to marry a rich KA, and make him lots of beautiful babies. That's all I really want to do.

@ Ag Hill bus
Taken by: Shelby
Filed Under Hooking up | The bus

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"she" just loves keeping up with traffic news

Radio: Aight 22. Y'all might want to watch out for that traffic on Magnolia today. It's hard to get through.



Large Bus Driver: That's what she said.



(Passengers and Radio are silent)



Radio: (after some time) Copy that.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Large Bus Driver: 22 checkin' in.



Radio: Aight 22. Y'all might want to watch out for that traffic on Magnolia today. It's hard to get through.



Large Bus Driver: That's what she said.



(Passengers and Radio are silent)



Radio: (after some time) Copy that.

@ Tiger Transit
Taken by: Levi
Filed Under At work | The bus

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which reminds me... your roots are showing

Sorostitute: Wait, do they repaint the field, like, every weekend?



Girl: Yeah. Grass grows.

@ Orbit bus
Taken by: eavesdropper
Filed Under Dumbass | Pwn! | The bus

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"...i hold it sideways so it smiles at me"

Fratty: (genuinely happy) Oh... solid!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Fratty: (looking at a paper he just got back) So, everyone else got a number grade on their papers, mine just has a backwards C on it with a line.



Girl: Um, that's actually a D.



Fratty: (genuinely happy) Oh... solid!

@ Milledge Bus
Taken by: Julia
Caption by: Dolphus (85)
Filed Under Greek Life | The bus

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sounds like they need the short orbit bus

(Standing at a bus stop, a bus with ticker reads "BEAT!" and then "Central Michigan!")



Sorostitute 1: Wait! Is this bus really going to Central Michigan? I need an Orbit.



Sorostitute 2: Um, I don't know, probably. Maybe it's for the football players or something.

@ Arch
Taken by: Smarter than them
Filed Under Dumbass | The bus

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yeah, the name is just to fake out the tourists

Girl: (getting onto a North / South bus) Does this bus go to east campus?

@ tate bus stop
Taken by: AB
Filed Under One-liners | The bus

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but rubbing against strangers isn't nearly as fun when you're sober

(On a packed Milledge Bus)



Bus Driver: Come on, squeeze tight. Pretend like you're at The Loft.

@ milledge bus
Taken by: anonymous
Filed Under One-liners | The bus

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"...and the next stop is physics. hold on tight."

Bus Driver: The back doors of my bus just came open and two people fell out.

@ Campus
Taken by: scott
Filed Under One-liners | The bus

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what a short trip! these buses rock!

Freshman: Does this go to Russell Hall?



Bus Driver: Yup, and you're here! (closes doors)

@ On A Russell Hall Bus at the Russell Hall Stop
Taken by: Matt
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depends if the wifi can reach that far

Sorostitute on cell: I want to study abroad, but, well... I just don't know. Do you think they'll have international Internet?

@ East-West Bus
Taken by: LC
Filed Under Dumbass | On the phone | One-liners | The bus

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what an awesome super power

Rocker Guy: Whoa!



Rocker Chick: What?



Rocker Guy: My spidey sense is tingling!



Rocker Chick: No, that is an orgasm.

@ Orbit Bus
Taken by: anonymous
Filed Under The bus | Wtf?

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does this coal tower go to snelling?

Historic preservationists were horrified when this coal tower was replaced by the Multi-Modal Center next to downtown.

@ Classic Center Parking Deck, Foundry St (2004)
Taken by: Darren (105)
Filed Under The bus | Neat

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somehow i don't think she'll be the only one

Sorostitute on cell: Hey, are you going to the party tonight?



(pause)



Sorostitute on cell: Awesome, look for me. I'll be the one on the floor.

@ orbit
Taken by: anonymous
Filed Under The bus | On the phone

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uga transit's been meaning to relabel those things for years

Sorostitute 2: I don't think that's what it's for, but it does seem to piss the drivers off.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Sorostitute 1: Crap! This bus is going the wrong way!



(She pulls the stop cord)



Sorostitute 2: This bus always goes this way!



Sorostitute 1: Why isn't the bus stopping? I pulled the cord!



Sorostitute 2: I don't think that's what it's for, but it does seem to piss the drivers off.

@ North-South bus
Taken by: drivingincircles (30)
Caption by: marajade (156)
Filed Under Dumbass | Greek Life | The bus

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don't ask, don't tell, please don't take my class again

(pause)



Guy on cell: Yeah, I wore really short soccer shorts and unbuttoned my shirt to show off my pecs.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Guy on cell: Yeah, I got a D in Chemistry.



(pause)



Guy on cell: It's totally awesome because I was failing... I mean, I had a 40 in the class but I totally flirted with the professor and he passed me!



(pause)



Guy on cell: Yeah, I wore really short soccer shorts and unbuttoned my shirt to show off my pecs.

@ Orbit bus
Taken by: linor
Filed Under Gay | On the phone | The bus

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excuse me, does this bus go to the mall?

Someone was a bit too eager to leave after the '06 Mississippi State game.

@ Sanford
Taken by: Redcoat
Filed Under The bus | In the car | Football

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the girls on the bus go round and round

(pause)



Girl on phone: (whispering) I can't! I'm on the bus.



(pause)



Girl on phone: (getting louder) I told you! I'm on the bus... I can't!



(pause)



Girl on phone: Why do you always have to talk about it?



(pause)



Girl on phone: (yelling) I was screaming, wasn't I? What more do you want?



(She hangs up and runs off the bus)



Guy: Let me off, I need her number!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl on phone: Hey... I'm good.



(pause)



Girl on phone: (whispering) I can't! I'm on the bus.



(pause)



Girl on phone: (getting louder) I told you! I'm on the bus... I can't!



(pause)



Girl on phone: Why do you always have to talk about it?



(pause)



Girl on phone: (yelling) I was screaming, wasn't I? What more do you want?



(She hangs up and runs off the bus)



Guy: Let me off, I need her number!

@ ECX Bus
Taken by: drivingincircles (30)
Filed Under Hooking up | On the phone | The bus

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i wonder who has an fbi file... you have three guesses

Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I totally had this gigantic crush on Leonardo DiCaprio when I was younger!



Girl 2: Really?



Girl 1: Yeah! My aunt lived on the same island as him, so I knew where his house was. I put an invitation to my bat mitzvah in his mailbox and then I wrote him this really long letter! I so thought he was going to come!

@ orbit bus
Taken by: nonnie
Filed Under The bus | Wtf?

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the uga bus system: now run solely on energy-efficient fuel and the scent of fear

(Pause)



Bus Driver: (laughs) That one girl looked scared! I love doing that!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(On the Russell Hall bus at the Baldwin and Sanford intersection)



Bus Driver: (blaring the bus horn, racing through the intersection as people are jumping out of the way) That's my light, dammit!



(Pause)



Bus Driver: (laughs) That one girl looked scared! I love doing that!

@ Russel Hall Bus
Taken by: Anonymous
Caption by: SouthernDlite (128)
Filed Under Pwn! | The bus

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finally... the tables have turned

Girl: Shut the fuck up and take us to Snelling.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Bus Driver: I'm disappointed in you guys. We could have fit in 20 more people.



Girl: Shut the fuck up and take us to Snelling.

@ North-South Bus
Taken by: trish
Filed Under Dining hall | Pwn! | The bus

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good luck with the etymology final

Girl: Horticulture.



Fratty: So... does that mean you're gonna be a prostitute or something?' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Fratty: So what's your major?



Girl: Horticulture.



Fratty: So... does that mean you're gonna be a prostitute or something?

@ orbit bus
Taken by: John
Filed Under Dumbass | Greek Life | Lost in translation | The bus

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there's a trailer park in florida that just got it's flair back

Sorostitute 2: I mean, I only took two of the flamingos. I don't know what happened to the rest of them.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Sorostitute 1: Did you read the article about Alpha Gam's flamingos getting stolen?



Sorostitute 2: I mean, I only took two of the flamingos. I don't know what happened to the rest of them.

@ the Milledge bus
Taken by: Anon
Caption by: SouthernDlite (128)
Filed Under Pwn! | Greek Life | The bus

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because with us multiple partners is okay!

Sorostitute 1: So, have they figured who started the STD outbreak at the house?



Sorostitute 2: No.



Missionary: Can I talk with you about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints?

@ Milledge Bus
Taken by: hahahaha
Filed Under Hooking up | The bus

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its brain is the size of a pea, yet it's leading my life

Bus Driver: Legally, I can't tell you no.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(Girl gets on bus with a gerbil in a cage)



Bus Driver: There are no animals allowed on the bus.



Girl: I'm training it to be a seeing eye gerbil.



Bus Driver: Legally, I can't tell you no.

@ Orbit
Taken by: hahah
Filed Under Pwn! | The bus

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