Quotes Filed Under "The bus"


ah, sportsmanship

-38 [+ / -]     May 15, 2009

    Football player on cell: Yeah man, I gave her herpes.



    (pause)



    Football player on cell: Nah, man, I'm not gonna tell her! She doesn't need to worry about that. She needs to be more worried about getting rid of that baby in her stomach.

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a risky investment in this economy

-52 [+ / -]     Apr 01, 2009

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sounds like that's how things are already

80 [+ / -]     Mar 30, 2009

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you'd think he'd be used to it

103 [+ / -]     Mar 28, 2009

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for less than a dollar a day, you can have your soul eaten by this child

53 [+ / -]     Mar 17, 2009

    I suppose it's one of those "feed the children of Africa" brochures. But that face looks evil, not pitiful.

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all great change in america begins at the dinner table.

81 [+ / -]     Mar 09, 2009

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strong enough for a man. made for a woman.

36 [+ / -]     Mar 06, 2009

    Girl: I feel like I wear my heart out on my sleeve when it comes to guys.



    Guy: Well, sometimes you've just got to tuck your heart in your arm pit... you know to guard it... and keep it warm.

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can you repeat the question?

72 [+ / -]     Feb 17, 2009

    Sorostitute 1: So my Philosophy professor was telling my class about his professor in college making their final one question. So we asked what the question was and he said "Why?"



    Sorostitute 2: That's so mean to not tell you the question.

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now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to math class

-55 [+ / -]     Feb 16, 2009

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maybe they'll park together on their next date

57 [+ / -]     Feb 13, 2009

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sure, pull-ups, that's what they were gonna try

10 [+ / -]     Feb 11, 2009

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and he means that literally

63 [+ / -]     Jan 27, 2009

    Guy 1: Whoa! We almost had a gay moment there.



    Guy 2: Well, it is college. Nowhere to go but down.

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please stand behind the yellow line and keep everything in your pants

339 [+ / -]     Jan 18, 2009

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a picture is worth a thousand words, just don't say them out loud

22 [+ / -]     Jan 17, 2009

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one of uga's lesser known pass / fail courses

67 [+ / -]     Dec 10, 2008

    (Two passengers are made to walk from the back door to the front door)



    Bus Driver: Sorry, I just had to check your sketch factor.

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mother knows best

86 [+ / -]     Nov 24, 2008

    Guy on cell: Yeah, man, I have a date lined up for every day next week. Oh, yeah, well, I already know she's gonna dump me Friday, and I can't do anything about it. Yeah, her friend told me. Well, I was tellin' my mom about it, and she said, "You're in Athens, though! There are way more girls than guys there, and they're all easy! You should just go out and get laid as much as possible, by lots of girls!" So I'm gonna do that.

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whatever happened to the polite "no"?

156 [+ / -]     Nov 06, 2008

    Girl (to Bus Driver): Can you hold the bus for 30 seconds? My friend is on her way.



    Bus Driver: She the one walking way back there?



    Girl: Yeah!



    (Bus Driver closes door)

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"...they just kept falling out of my pocket"

-24 [+ / -]     Oct 29, 2008

    Drunk Guy: Hey I need help. I lost my car keys.



    Bus Driver: Did you lose them on this bus?



    Drunk Guy: I think they are up my ass.



    Bus Driver: The police officer over there can help you!

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though his sense of humor sounds far from it

98 [+ / -]     Oct 26, 2008

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good thing UGA just added that new MRS program

66 [+ / -]     Oct 09, 2008

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"she" just loves keeping up with traffic news

10 [+ / -]     Oct 04, 2008

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which reminds me... your roots are showing

-47 [+ / -]     Sep 29, 2008

    Sorostitute: Wait, do they repaint the field, like, every weekend?



    Girl: Yeah. Grass grows.

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"...i hold it sideways so it smiles at me"

106 [+ / -]     Sep 18, 2008

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sounds like they need the short orbit bus

202 [+ / -]     Sep 15, 2008

    (Standing at a bus stop, a bus with ticker reads "BEAT!" and then "Central Michigan!")



    Sorostitute 1: Wait! Is this bus really going to Central Michigan? I need an Orbit.



    Sorostitute 2: Um, I don't know, probably. Maybe it's for the football players or something.

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yeah, the name is just to fake out the tourists

-35 [+ / -]     Aug 29, 2008

    Girl: (getting onto a North / South bus) Does this bus go to east campus?

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but rubbing against strangers isn't nearly as fun when you're sober

95 [+ / -]     Aug 28, 2008

    (On a packed Milledge Bus)



    Bus Driver: Come on, squeeze tight. Pretend like you're at The Loft.

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"...and the next stop is physics. hold on tight."

-20 [+ / -]     Aug 26, 2008

    Bus Driver: The back doors of my bus just came open and two people fell out.

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what a short trip! these buses rock!

124 [+ / -]     Aug 21, 2008

    Freshman: Does this go to Russell Hall?



    Bus Driver: Yup, and you're here! (closes doors)

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depends if the wifi can reach that far

68 [+ / -]     Aug 19, 2008

    Sorostitute on cell: I want to study abroad, but, well... I just don't know. Do you think they'll have international Internet?

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what an awesome super power

-61 [+ / -]     Aug 05, 2008

    Rocker Guy: Whoa!



    Rocker Chick: What?



    Rocker Guy: My spidey sense is tingling!



    Rocker Chick: No, that is an orgasm.

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does this coal tower go to snelling?

-13 [+ / -]     Jun 16, 2008

    Historic preservationists were horrified when this coal tower was replaced by the Multi-Modal Center next to downtown.

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somehow i don't think she'll be the only one

48 [+ / -]     Jun 01, 2008

    Sorostitute on cell: Hey, are you going to the party tonight?



    (pause)



    Sorostitute on cell: Awesome, look for me. I'll be the one on the floor.

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uga transit's been meaning to relabel those things for years

49 [+ / -]     May 12, 2008

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don't ask, don't tell, please don't take my class again

56 [+ / -]     May 09, 2008

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excuse me, does this bus go to the mall?

33 [+ / -]     May 05, 2008

    Someone was a bit too eager to leave after the '06 Mississippi State game.

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