Quotes Filed Under "Smoking"


i cannot tell a lie while high

-2 [+ / -]     Mar 17, 2010

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don't get her started on splenda

17 [+ / -]     Aug 12, 2009

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among other things

17 [+ / -]     Jun 21, 2009

    (Two researchers are outside their building taking a smoke break)



    Researcher 1: You know, I hear Splenda's bad for you.

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two great tastes that go great together

-11 [+ / -]     Apr 23, 2009

    Sign at the Georgia Theater

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stop, drop, and roll in the hay

-10 [+ / -]     Jan 04, 2009

    Kind of hard to see, but the guy is smoking and spreading hay.

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this just in, optimism does not prevent cancer

18 [+ / -]     Oct 27, 2008

    Girl 1. I love to smoke.



    Girl 2. Yeah but, do you ever think about the health issues?



    Girl 1. The only one I care about is wrinkles. That's the only really bad effect.

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it doesn't count just because your jeep is green

-9 [+ / -]     Sep 14, 2008

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a message everyone should hear, brother

55 [+ / -]     May 20, 2008

    Co-worker: Why do I smoke cigarettes? I have to be a role model to the kids to let them know that they too can be a 24-year-old waiter in a struggling rock band.

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i studied so hard for this final i had to smoke 100s

-27 [+ / -]     Apr 27, 2008

    finals week at hot corner.

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