a few small steps for man

-12 [+ / -] Feb 01, 2010

Girl 1: I ran six miles last week.

Girl 2: Really? On what?

Girl 1: On the elliptical.

Girl 2: What level?

Girl 1: Well, I was on level one, but did you know they have a level zero?

Square One

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and now, the main event

13 [+ / -] Jan 28, 2010

Sorostitute 2: Huh? How?

Sorostitute 1: You're never the shittiest shitshow. You're always second shitshow.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>

Sorostitute 1: It's always good to have a friend crazier than you. It's like insurance!

Sorostitute 2: Huh? How?

Sorostitute 1: You're never the shittiest shitshow. You're always second shitshow.

Ramsey

Jessica

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damn, looks like we have to go to omni

29 [+ / -] Jan 07, 2010

The sign usually says "No shoes on mats," but there's a letter missing...

Ramsey Center- Martial Arts Room

Josh

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i'm kind of a big deal...

106 [+ / -] Mar 26, 2009

Fratty 1: Dude, you have a boner.

Fratty 2: (looks at his crotch) Don't act like you're not impressed.

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hope she scores a perfect 320%

21 [+ / -] Mar 03, 2009

Sorostitute: So our final for that class is gonna be eight questions, which scares me because that means each one is worth, like, 40% of the test.

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when she stops lying, she can finally become a real blond

96 [+ / -] Feb 10, 2009

Girl 2: Yeah, my hair is naturally blond, but for some reason my roots come out brown.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>

(During a weight lifting class)

Girl 1: I want blonder hair. I think I'm going to get highlights.

Girl 2: Yeah, my hair is naturally blond, but for some reason my roots come out brown.

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