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does that satisfy my multicultural credit?

-1 [+ / -]     Aug 24, 2010

    Jock 1: Remember that girl with the really weird pants on the first day?



    Jock 2: Yeah.



    Jock 1: She's not from America... how much more sense does that make now?

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a few small steps for man

-13 [+ / -]     Feb 01, 2010

    Girl 1: I ran six miles last week.



    Girl 2: Really? On what?



    Girl 1: On the elliptical.



    Girl 2: What level?



    Girl 1: Well, I was on level one, but did you know they have a level zero?

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and now, the main event

12 [+ / -]     Jan 28, 2010

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damn, looks like we have to go to omni

32 [+ / -]     Jan 07, 2010

    The sign usually says "No shoes on mats," but there's a letter missing...

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i'm kind of a big deal...

106 [+ / -]     Mar 26, 2009

    Fratty 1: Dude, you have a boner.



    Fratty 2: (looks at his crotch) Don't act like you're not impressed.

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hope she scores a perfect 320%

20 [+ / -]     Mar 03, 2009

    Sorostitute: So our final for that class is gonna be eight questions, which scares me because that means each one is worth, like, 40% of the test.

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when she stops lying, she can finally become a real blond

97 [+ / -]     Feb 10, 2009

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