Quotes Filed Under "MARTA"


and if you look out the window to your left, you'll catch a glimpse of the gays in their natural habitat

21 [+ / -]     Sep 14, 2008

    (Train stops and people start exiting)



    Drunk Girl: What? Where are we? Is this my stop?



    Gay Guy: This is the Midtown exit.



    Drunk Girl: It is? How do you know?



    Gay Guy: See all the gays departing the train here? That's how you know it's the Midtown station.

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is it weird that i can still feel the 6 that are missing?

7 [+ / -]     Apr 24, 2008

    Old Black Woman: That thing with eight tentacles? Yeah, I've been one of those.

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high-roller suite, anyone?

21 [+ / -]     Apr 06, 2008

    (On Marta going northbound, in an older, rundown train)



    Fratty: Damn, this must be the VIP train... it smells like ass in here.

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sounds like he's under pressure

131 [+ / -]     Mar 19, 2008

    Bum: (outside MARTA station) Spare change? Spare change?



    (He breaks into a perfect David Bowie imitation)



    Bum: Ch-ch-ch-changes! Turn and face the train! Changes!

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better get used to it, kids

169 [+ / -]     Mar 14, 2008

    Bum: (sitting on ground outside MARTA station) Spare change?



    (Mom tries to hurry her two kids past him)



    Little Boy: Wow, a homeless person! We learned about these in social studies!



    Little Girl: I never thought I'd actually get to see one in real life!

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turns out beggars CAN be choosers

61 [+ / -]     Feb 28, 2008

    Beggar Lady: Does anyone have any change so I can eat?



    (Guy starts putting nickels and pennies down on the seat for her)



    Beggar Lady: No, no, I don't take pennies.

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como se dice "dumbass?"

36 [+ / -]     Feb 26, 2008

    Businessman on cell: What do you call 2 mex... (pauses and looks around) ...icans playing basketball?



    (pause)



    Businessman: Juan on Juan!

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she as well be saving up barcodes from cereal boxes

34 [+ / -]     Feb 21, 2008

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