Quotes Filed Under "Lost in translation"


that class trip to mexicali wasn't as helpful as the teacher hoped

-1 [+ / -]     Dec 01, 2008

    Girl: How do you say...



    Teacher: Ah ah ah... en español!



    Girl: Oh right, sorry. Cómo se dice "taco" en español?

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we're sure he's never gotten that one before

-21 [+ / -]     Nov 25, 2008

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don't get snippy with me, mon

128 [+ / -]     Nov 21, 2008

    Girl: So, are you going home to Jamaica over Christmas break?



    Jamaican Guy: No, my father and I are going to get naturalized next month!



    Girl: (cringing, looking at Jamaican Guy's crotch) Won't that... hurt?

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it only makes you think you're horny

57 [+ / -]     Nov 18, 2008

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someone's been using babelfish

30 [+ / -]     Nov 16, 2008

    can't spell - cocktels

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and another one accidentally leaves the closet

-33 [+ / -]     Nov 13, 2008

    Guy 1: (Wearing a North Face) This shawl is making me so hot right now.



    Guy 2: Um, that's a jacket.

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with a side of tiger and bear. oh my.

58 [+ / -]     Nov 12, 2008

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a regular don juan

177 [+ / -]     Nov 02, 2008

    Spanish Professor: Soon you will begin to prepare for the oral sex. O dios mio! I mean test! Test!

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that's what you get for mouthing off

29 [+ / -]     Oct 26, 2008

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1820s or 1920s? either way, you're wrong.

30 [+ / -]     Oct 13, 2008

    Sorostitute 1: I wish I lived in the 60s.



    Sorostitute 2: I probably would have lived in Gone with the Wind times.



    Sorostitute 1: Ew... the twenties?

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that misconception isn't quite as common as the other

92 [+ / -]     Oct 06, 2008

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which, incidentally, is also his nickname

20 [+ / -]     Aug 10, 2008

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talk about a bone-crushing sunburn

38 [+ / -]     Aug 04, 2008

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office supplies are a total necessity

87 [+ / -]     Jul 15, 2008

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sorry, we only studied the first 15 in class

154 [+ / -]     Jul 01, 2008

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