Quotes Filed Under "In the car"


the meter maids are getting really serious about that one hour limit

30 [+ / -]     Jun 30, 2009

    SLUT keyed into someone's car in The Club apartment complex... someone must have had a bad night!

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some people like to sleep standing up

59 [+ / -]     May 06, 2009

    Man laying on a mattress to keep it on the truck.

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did someone call an ambulance?

19 [+ / -]     Apr 14, 2009

    Ambulance wreck on the loop entrance off of Macon Highway.

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where does a redneck put a snowman? right next to the kids.

17 [+ / -]     Mar 04, 2009

    snowman along for the ride at the movies

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that's one way to get into the HOV lane

26 [+ / -]     Jan 14, 2009

    The (cat, bunny, mouse?) seat covers of a mini-van.

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what if jesus keeps it red forever?

174 [+ / -]     Dec 11, 2008

    (At a stop light on Broad St)



    Christian Advocate: (runs up to a car) May I speak to you about our lord Jesus Christ?



    Guy in Car: You got until this light turns green to convert me. Go!

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not pictured in photo: 24 inch spinners

64 [+ / -]     Nov 13, 2008

    It's the Shrimp Pimp!

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despite the flowers, his wife was still too pissed to let him in the car

34 [+ / -]     Aug 27, 2008

    dude in the back of a truck with flowers.

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shooting on the set of the teletubbies feature film isn't going well

23 [+ / -]     Jun 29, 2008

    That would be a teletubbie hanging off the back of a car where the bumper should be.

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well i'll be a monkey's uncle

18 [+ / -]     Jun 25, 2008

    Another photo of the infamous antievolution car seen around Athens.

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one way to avoid a dui

15 [+ / -]     Jun 22, 2008

    Older guy passed out in the car in the late afternoon of Athfest... at least he didn't try to drive.

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dammit earl, why does fido always get the front seat?

59 [+ / -]     Jun 09, 2008

    I snapped this while some friends and I were stuck in traffic on 316. You can't tell by this picture but she had a cigarette in one hand and was texting on her phone in the other.

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as distinguished from its cousin, the abstinent elephant

67 [+ / -]     May 28, 2008

    (Playing 20 questions)



    Girl: Is it a wild elephant?



    Guy: Yes! It is an elephant!



    Sorostitute: (Pauses) Is it a mammoth!?



    Guy: No. It's a fucking elephant.

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except that the blood wine thing would get him crazy DUIs

15 [+ / -]     May 10, 2008

    Bumper sticker on someone's jeep.

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#8   scary thing is... this was his attempt at driving home

97 [+ / -]     May 06, 2008

    only in athens. guy passed out in the back of his truck in north campus deck surrounded by beer.

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excuse me, does this bus go to the mall?

33 [+ / -]     May 05, 2008

    Someone was a bit too eager to leave after the '06 Mississippi State game.

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ah, the fine southern art of airbrushing

13 [+ / -]     May 03, 2008

    On the back of a huge white van driven by an old man wearing overalls.

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...and put that camera down, too

-19 [+ / -]     May 03, 2008

    dusty 18 wheeler with a message for you youngsters

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#20   you better fix this wall before my dad gets home!

75 [+ / -]     May 02, 2008

    The best April Fool's joke I've ever seen. I totally held up traffic to take this one.

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h8n mstrb8n was too long

23 [+ / -]     Apr 29, 2008

    A license plate from a right winger

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they could at least say please

13 [+ / -]     Apr 28, 2008

    Sign hanging over the intersection of Alps and Broad, theoretically supposed to stop you from driving into the oncoming turn lane.

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we really doubt 1 through 12 were taken

4 [+ / -]     Apr 27, 2008

    nerd license plate: Linux 1.3

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