and you'll beat me off?

Guy in truck: What? You wanna do a line?' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(At a red light)



Guy in truck: Wanna race?



Girl on scooter: You'll win. But I'll beat you off the line.



Guy in truck: What? You wanna do a line?

@ East Campus and College Station
Taken by: Mb
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these are actually standard issue if you work for them

A license plate paying homage to Terrapin's Rye Pale Ale.

@ Chase and Prince
Taken by: Ash
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just in case you needed any special tools

i wonder who their business competitor is.

@ Oak Street
Taken by: Da Bomb
Filed Under In the car

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as long as we're stuck, let's build a snow dick!

A car slid over the curb and got stuck coming down Oconee Street.

@ Oconee Street, Athens
Taken by: Gage Blackwood
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just let me out here. you take bulldog bucks, right?

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Drunk Girl: (steadily crying after winding up on the street she gave to the cab driver) None of this looks familiar!



Cab Driver: You don't know where you fucking live!?

@ Cab
Taken by: ...
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broken defroster or lesbian walk of shame?

(Girl 2 starts walking away from Girl 1 with her head towards the ground)' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(Two girls are getting out of a steamy car and start walking back towards the dorm)



Girl 1: Don't you think people will find it intriguing that two girls are coming out of a steamy car?



(Girl 2 starts walking away from Girl 1 with her head towards the ground)

@ Brumby Parking lot
Taken by: Anonymous
Filed Under Dorm life | Hooking up | In the car

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what everyone else is too shy to say

Bumper sticker says "I <3 PORN."

You can't really tell, but an older woman was driving the truck.

@ Milledge
Taken by: Lynn
Filed Under In the car

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after the budget cuts, the show became "pimp my hood"

Classy hood decoration.

@ Commerce Outlets
Taken by: Glen
Filed Under In the car

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that's one way to prep for the detective exam

(In a car at a traffic light on Prince Ave next to two UGA police officers in a large truck who are behind a girl on a scooter)



Cop 1: I dunno, kind of hard to tell with that helmet on.



Cop 2: Still has a good body though.



Cop 1: Only one way to find out, bro.



(The light turns green and they pull her over)

@ prince and barber
Taken by: driver with windows down
Filed Under In the car

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maybe the drunk brad is the real brad

(silence)



Girl: Are you even listening?



(Brad starts snoring)

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Girl: Brad, I just want you to know that I really care about you. It just worries me when you drink like this. It's like you change into another person when you're drunk and I know that's not the real you. I love you. I just want to see you make the right decisions.



(silence)



Girl: Are you even listening?



(Brad starts snoring)

@ taxi cab after downtown
Taken by: tomcat706 (60)
Filed Under Downtown | Drinking | In the car

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if the innuendo isn't enough, note the horrible photoshop job

@ in the car
Taken by: len
Filed Under In the car

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#8   the meter maids are getting really serious about that one hour limit

SLUT keyed into someone's car in The Club apartment complex... someone must have had a bad night!

@ The Club
Taken by: anonymous
Filed Under In the car | Pwn!

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some people like to sleep standing up

Man laying on a mattress to keep it on the truck.

@ Atlanta Highway
Taken by: Alex
Filed Under In the car | Neat

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did someone call an ambulance?

Ambulance wreck on the loop entrance off of Macon Highway.

@ Macon Hwy & Loop
Taken by: cole
Filed Under In the car

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where does a redneck put a snowman? right next to the kids.

snowman along for the ride at the movies

@ Georgia Square Mall Value Cinemas
Taken by: Snow Angel
Filed Under In the car | Neat

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that's one way to get into the HOV lane

The (cat, bunny, mouse?) seat covers of a mini-van.

@ Epps Bridge Wal-Mart
Taken by: Liz
Filed Under In the car | Wtf?

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what if jesus keeps it red forever?

(At a stop light on Broad St)



Christian Advocate: (runs up to a car) May I speak to you about our lord Jesus Christ?



Guy in Car: You got until this light turns green to convert me. Go!

@ Stoplight on Broad
Taken by: philipftw (15)
Filed Under In the car | Welcome to the south

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not pictured in photo: 24 inch spinners

It's the Shrimp Pimp!

@ Athens, GA
Taken by: lawlipop
Filed Under In the car | Neat

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despite the flowers, his wife was still too pissed to let him in the car

dude in the back of a truck with flowers.

@ on 316
Taken by: SouthernDlite (128)
Filed Under 316 | In the car

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shooting on the set of the teletubbies feature film isn't going well

That would be a teletubbie hanging off the back of a car where the bumper should be.

@ 129 N
Taken by: chels
Filed Under In the car | Wtf?

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well i'll be a monkey's uncle

Another photo of the infamous antievolution car seen around Athens.

@ Downtown
Taken by: Emily
Filed Under In the car | Wtf?

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one way to avoid a dui

Older guy passed out in the car in the late afternoon of Athfest... at least he didn't try to drive.

@ In front of Allgood
Taken by: So are you like, a photographer? (15)
Filed Under Athfest | In the car

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dammit earl, why does fido always get the front seat?

I snapped this while some friends and I were stuck in traffic on 316. You can't tell by this picture but she had a cigarette in one hand and was texting on her phone in the other.

@ 316
Taken by: B
Filed Under In the car | 316 | Welcome to the south

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as distinguished from its cousin, the abstinent elephant

(Playing 20 questions)



Girl: Is it a wild elephant?



Guy: Yes! It is an elephant!



Sorostitute: (Pauses) Is it a mammoth!?



Guy: No. It's a fucking elephant.

@ In a car
Taken by: Amused
Caption by: Dolphus (85)
Filed Under In the car | Dumbass

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except that the blood wine thing would get him crazy DUIs

Bumper sticker on someone's jeep.

@ Stevi B's
Taken by: Sammi (338)
Filed Under In the car | Welcome to the south

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#12   scary thing is... this was his attempt at driving home

only in athens. guy passed out in the back of his truck in north campus deck surrounded by beer.

@ Athens, Ga North Campus Deck
Taken by: ren
Filed Under Drinking | In the car

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excuse me, does this bus go to the mall?

Someone was a bit too eager to leave after the '06 Mississippi State game.

@ Sanford
Taken by: Redcoat
Filed Under The bus | In the car | Football

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ah, the fine southern art of airbrushing

On the back of a huge white van driven by an old man wearing overalls.

@ Chase St.
Taken by: The Great American
Filed Under In the car | Welcome to the south

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...and put that camera down, too

dusty 18 wheeler with a message for you youngsters

@ 316
Taken by: j
Filed Under In the car

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#18   you better fix this wall before my dad gets home!

The best April Fool's joke I've ever seen. I totally held up traffic to take this one.

@ Corner of S. Milledge and Whitehall Rd.
Taken by: turtle (15)
Filed Under In the car | Neat

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h8n mstrb8n was too long

A license plate from a right winger

@ Movie theatre parking lot - Athens
Taken by: cwesch (91)
Filed Under In the car | Welcome to the south

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they could at least say please

Sign hanging over the intersection of Alps and Broad, theoretically supposed to stop you from driving into the oncoming turn lane.

@ Broad and alps.
Taken by: Soup
Filed Under In the car | Pwn!

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we really doubt 1 through 12 were taken

nerd license plate: Linux 1.3

@ 316
Taken by: iATEaPIGGY
Filed Under In the car | Nerd

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