Quotes Filed Under "In class"


that class trip to mexicali wasn't as helpful as the teacher hoped

-1 [+ / -]     Dec 01, 2008

    Girl: How do you say...



    Teacher: Ah ah ah... en español!



    Girl: Oh right, sorry. Cómo se dice "taco" en español?

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at least she's willing to share

39 [+ / -]     Nov 28, 2008




    Girl 2: Yeah, seriously!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
    Girl 1: Ohmigod, he totally felt me up!



    Girl 2: Shut up, when?



    Girl 1: Yesterday. We were taking a picture together and he grabbed my ass. I was like, yeah! Finally, Lucas!



    Girl 2: Did anything else happen!?



    GIrl 1: Well, I kind of think he felt up Julia later on, but I don't even care!



    Girl 2: Yeah, seriously!

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we'd recommend a laxative for that

74 [+ / -]     Nov 21, 2008

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actually, it's where he learned to speak english

64 [+ / -]     Nov 19, 2008

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aren't they doing background checks yet?

130 [+ / -]     Nov 05, 2008

    Professor (to a student who is texting): Show me what's between your legs!

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still rubbing it in, over 200 years later

110 [+ / -]     Nov 04, 2008

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a regular don juan

177 [+ / -]     Nov 02, 2008

    Spanish Professor: Soon you will begin to prepare for the oral sex. O dios mio! I mean test! Test!

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because nobody wants to see how to check for prostate cancer

88 [+ / -]     Oct 27, 2008

    Communication Professor: Can anyone tell me what type of cancer is the most represented in the media?



    Student: Breast cancer.



    Communication Professor: That's right, and why? Because boobs are neat.

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giving new meaning to driving on fumes

74 [+ / -]     Oct 23, 2008

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pleasantly surprised in a vocabulary way

80 [+ / -]     Oct 20, 2008

    Professor: So I looked at your exam grades to see how you guys did and I was pleasantly surprised.



    Girl: (raises hand) Um, pleasantly surprised in a good way or a bad way?

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schwing and a miss

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