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sucks for him
5 [+ / -] Aug 31, 2010
Asian girl 1: No, I told him I got them from a friend, and he was like "as long as it was a girl."' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Asian girl 1: So I was talking to my boyfriend and he asked me where I got the hickeys on my neck from.
Asian girl 2: You didn't tell him did you?
Asian girl 1: No, I told him I got them from a friend, and he was like "as long as it was a girl."
Asian girl 2: You didn't tell him did you?
Asian girl 1: No, I told him I got them from a friend, and he was like "as long as it was a girl."
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@ Creswell
Taken by: anonymously
Filed Under Dorm life | Hooking up
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looking for a cavity
9 [+ / -] Aug 23, 2010
Sorostitute 1: I just realized this morning that I chipped my tooth last night.
Sorostitute 2: Did you fall?
Sorostitute 1: No.
Sorostitute 2: Then how did you chip your tooth?
Sorostitute 1: On somebody else's tooth.
Sorostitute 2: Did you fall?
Sorostitute 1: No.
Sorostitute 2: Then how did you chip your tooth?
Sorostitute 1: On somebody else's tooth.
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@ Orbit Bus
Taken by: Steven
Filed Under Hooking up | The bus
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"...so i started"
21 [+ / -] Jul 08, 2010
Blonde on cell: I told him that if he would stop asking me for sex I would give him head.
(Pause)
Blonde on cell: He stopped.
(Pause)
Blonde on cell: He stopped.
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@ Broad St. in front of Sideways
Taken by: Pablo
Filed Under Hooking up | On the phone
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get a room
10 [+ / -] Jun 18, 2010
Girl: He won't have sex in a church. He won't have sex in Demosthenian. What the hell am I supposed to do with him, then?
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@ North Campus
Taken by: eavesdropping
Filed Under Hooking up | One-liners
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sounds like "i didn't inhale" to me
-12 [+ / -] May 06, 2010
Girl 2: What? They didn't have sex? Why?
Girl 1: I don't know, they were lying naked under the blanket together. It was cute. ' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: Yeah, she told me that they hooked up but they didn't have sex.
Girl 2: What? They didn't have sex? Why?
Girl 1: I don't know, they were lying naked under the blanket together. It was cute.
Girl 2: What? They didn't have sex? Why?
Girl 1: I don't know, they were lying naked under the blanket together. It was cute.
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@ Near MLC
Taken by: Keep Walking
Filed Under Hooking up | SLC
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spreading the love
23 [+ / -] May 05, 2010
Sorostitute 2: Do you mean he wore a ribbed condom?
Sorostitute 1: No it was all him.
Sorostitute 2: You have to introduce me to him!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Sorostitute 1: Ohmigod! I had the best sex ever last night! The guy's penis had pleasure bumps!
Sorostitute 2: Do you mean he wore a ribbed condom?
Sorostitute 1: No it was all him.
Sorostitute 2: You have to introduce me to him!
Sorostitute 2: Do you mean he wore a ribbed condom?
Sorostitute 1: No it was all him.
Sorostitute 2: You have to introduce me to him!
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@ Downtown
Taken by: roadragin (70)
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the devil wears ugg boots
13 [+ / -] Apr 26, 2010
Drunk Girl 2: For what?
Drunk Girl 1: For trying to get him to renouce God and to fuck me.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk Girl 1: I think my boyfriend just dumped me. I can't be sure, but I think so.
Drunk Girl 2: For what?
Drunk Girl 1: For trying to get him to renouce God and to fuck me.
Drunk Girl 2: For what?
Drunk Girl 1: For trying to get him to renouce God and to fuck me.
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@ The Globe
Taken by: retrodoll (15)
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i knew this girl once who poked the entire football team
21 [+ / -] Apr 19, 2010
Girl: so girls just Facebook message you and say they will sleep with you.
Athlete: Well, yeah, basically, but not as many at this school.
Athlete: Well, yeah, basically, but not as many at this school.
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@ Snelling
Taken by: ~ABW
Filed Under Dining hall | Facebook | Hooking up
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we'll give you one guess who she's texting about
24 [+ / -] Apr 01, 2010
Sorostitute 1: This guy John called me yesterday... said he wanted to sleep over but I said no. That would have meant all three of my boys would have been in Athens on the same weekend.
(pause)
Sorostitute 2: I love how my phone suggests 'ho' but not 'how'.
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Sorostitute 2: I love how my phone suggests 'ho' but not 'how'.
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@ Tate Plaza
Taken by: pandaman
Filed Under Hooking up | Tate
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can i count that as a charitable donation on my taxes?
36 [+ / -] Mar 25, 2010
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@ outside Snelling
Taken by: Doesn't want daughters
Filed Under Dining hall | Hooking up
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one size fits all
45 [+ / -] Mar 04, 2010
Girl 1: I use NuvaRing.
Girl 2: Oh, really? Can you feel it? Is it hard to insert?
Girl 1: No, but during sex, it's the perfect size to get wrapped around a penis. A guy pulled it out once and asked me if it was important.
Girl 2: Oh, really? Can you feel it? Is it hard to insert?
Girl 1: No, but during sex, it's the perfect size to get wrapped around a penis. A guy pulled it out once and asked me if it was important.
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@ Outside Psychology
Taken by: Britt
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forgive me father, for i have sinned
20 [+ / -] Mar 03, 2010
Girl 1: She told me she wanted to save it for marriage.
Girl 2: Doesn't she know she can just repent?
Girl 2: Doesn't she know she can just repent?
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@ Georgia Square Mall
Taken by: anonymous
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i can't wait to get old
15 [+ / -] Jan 30, 2010
Teacher: There is a higher rate of STDs in retirement communities. The average ratio of women to men is 7 to 1. I mean, come on, are you going to care if you wear a condom when you're 70?
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@ Geography Building
Taken by: Mr. Man Utd
Filed Under Hooking up | In class | One-liners
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either that or a complimentary tramp stamp
22 [+ / -] Jan 29, 2010
Girl 1: So, weird dream last night. Her boyfriend was checking me out, we got really trashed and had sex.
Girl 2: That wasn't a dream. Expect a round of applause next time you go to that tattoo parlor.
Girl 2: That wasn't a dream. Expect a round of applause next time you go to that tattoo parlor.
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@ SLC
Taken by: Anonymous
Filed Under Hooking up
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what an asshole
96 [+ / -] Jan 26, 2010
Girl: Please?
Guy: No.
Girl: Please?
Guy: No.
Girl: What if...
Guy: No, dammit, no!
Girl: You are the worst boyfriend ever. You watch chick flicks and take me out to dinner, but the minute I want to try anal...
Guy: For God's sake, shut up!
Guy: No.
Girl: Please?
Guy: No.
Girl: What if...
Guy: No, dammit, no!
Girl: You are the worst boyfriend ever. You watch chick flicks and take me out to dinner, but the minute I want to try anal...
Guy: For God's sake, shut up!
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@ Clayton
Taken by: Woah now.
Filed Under Downtown | Hooking up
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is this the male-to-male version of date rape?
14 [+ / -] Jan 19, 2010
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@ Taco Stand in the rain
Taken by: judgemental_bastard (102)
Filed Under Hooking up | Taco Stand
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science majors do it virtually
-17 [+ / -] Jan 15, 2010
Fratty 1: So Jena and Stephen are having sex in their fort tonight.
Fratty 2: (laughs) Really?
Fratty 1: Well, they're just simulating it.
Fratty 2: (laughs) Really?
Fratty 1: Well, they're just simulating it.
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@ intersection at Lumpkin and Cedar
Taken by: Dubya
Filed Under Hooking up | Wtf?
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when she lent him a notebook in class he knew he had a shot
-30 [+ / -] Jan 13, 2010
Hungover Guy 1: Wait, what? What are you talking about, man?
Hungover Guy 2: Yeah dude, you called her your five-star bitch.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Hungover Guy 1: Hey you guys, last night was crazy.
Hungover Guy 2: Dude, why'd you hook up with Hannah last night?
Hungover Guy 1: Wait, what? What are you talking about, man?
Hungover Guy 2: Yeah dude, you called her your five-star bitch.
Hungover Guy 2: Dude, why'd you hook up with Hannah last night?
Hungover Guy 1: Wait, what? What are you talking about, man?
Hungover Guy 2: Yeah dude, you called her your five-star bitch.
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@ O-house
Taken by: anonymous
Filed Under Dining hall | Dorm life | Hooking up
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broken defroster or lesbian walk of shame?
-25 [+ / -] Jan 01, 2010
(Girl 2 starts walking away from Girl 1 with her head towards the ground)' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(Two girls are getting out of a steamy car and start walking back towards the dorm)
Girl 1: Don't you think people will find it intriguing that two girls are coming out of a steamy car?
(Girl 2 starts walking away from Girl 1 with her head towards the ground)
Girl 1: Don't you think people will find it intriguing that two girls are coming out of a steamy car?
(Girl 2 starts walking away from Girl 1 with her head towards the ground)
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@ Brumby Parking lot
Taken by: Anonymous
Filed Under Dorm life | Hooking up | In the car
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baby steps
33 [+ / -] Dec 08, 2009
Sorostitute 1: Oh. Well, that's not as bad as last semester. You're improving.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Sorostitute 1: Are you trying to give me a high five?
Sorostitute 2: No. You asked me how many guys with girlfriends I hooked up with and I was showing you because I didn't want to say it out loud.
Sorostitute 1: Oh. Well, that's not as bad as last semester. You're improving.
Sorostitute 2: No. You asked me how many guys with girlfriends I hooked up with and I was showing you because I didn't want to say it out loud.
Sorostitute 1: Oh. Well, that's not as bad as last semester. You're improving.
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@ outside pita pit
Taken by: Seriously?
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who says romance is dead?
36 [+ / -] Nov 30, 2009
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@ Broad Street
Taken by: Rebecca
Filed Under Drinking | Hooking up
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note to self... go camping more often
93 [+ / -] Nov 04, 2009
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@ Bolton
Taken by: Mac
Filed Under Hooking up | Dining hall
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...and my butt is still sore
0 [+ / -] Oct 29, 2009
Guy: I think I got roofied one time. It was at Bluepointe. Next thing I knew, I woke up at this chick's place and she was all like "Are you okay? I think you drank a roofied drink that was meant for me." It was the worst hangover ever.
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@ Blake's On The Park
Taken by: Matty Boom Blatty
Filed Under Hooking up | One-liners
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the pleasure is all mine
42 [+ / -] Oct 18, 2009
Shopping really IS a pleasure on this aisle.
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@ Publix
Taken by: John
Filed Under Hooking up
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how about "purell"?
7 [+ / -] Oct 11, 2009
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@ Ramsey
Taken by: ThisIsMyLife (60)
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good work, smith
53 [+ / -] Oct 11, 2009
Sorostitute 1: So?
Sorostitute 2: You slut... What was his last name?
Sorostitute 1: Smith.
Sorostitute 2: What?! I had lunch with him yesterday! We had sex!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Sorostitute 1: John was really sweet and nice.
Sorostitute 2: You had sex with him last night, didn't you?
Sorostitute 1: So?
Sorostitute 2: You slut... What was his last name?
Sorostitute 1: Smith.
Sorostitute 2: What?! I had lunch with him yesterday! We had sex!
Sorostitute 2: You had sex with him last night, didn't you?
Sorostitute 1: So?
Sorostitute 2: You slut... What was his last name?
Sorostitute 1: Smith.
Sorostitute 2: What?! I had lunch with him yesterday! We had sex!
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@ Sanford Drive
Taken by: Pretending to Listen to My IPod
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felines all around, it appears
-10 [+ / -] Oct 08, 2009
Sorostitute: Want to see my Hello Kitty tattoo? I got it at Dawgs After Dark!
(Sorostitute pulls shirt up to reveal Hello Kitty tattoo)
Fratty: Oh, sweet. I love Dawgs After Dark.
Sorostitute: Yeah, it was great. Plus Kathryn met her wild sex panther lover there, too!
(Sorostitute pulls shirt up to reveal Hello Kitty tattoo)
Fratty: Oh, sweet. I love Dawgs After Dark.
Sorostitute: Yeah, it was great. Plus Kathryn met her wild sex panther lover there, too!
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@ Weather and Climate Class
Taken by: Haha
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some people just can't recognize a good opportunity
22 [+ / -] Oct 07, 2009
Drunk guy: I just wanna stay in this room.
Drunk girl: No, I really wanna fuck... and you are coming with me.
Drunk girl: No, I really wanna fuck... and you are coming with me.
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@ Russell Hall
Taken by: miranda (15)
Filed Under Dorm life | Hooking up
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the rest just kind of falls into place
61 [+ / -] Sep 17, 2009
Girl: How do you meet people?
Guy: Well, I like alcohol and premarital sex.
Guy: Well, I like alcohol and premarital sex.
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@ Publix on Barnett Shoals
Taken by: jluga08
Filed Under Drinking | Hooking up
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not just for kids anymore
36 [+ / -] Sep 14, 2009
Girl: I have nothing else to add to this conversation.
Guy 2: Except a happy meal.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl: So I guess I owe you sexual favors now.
Guy 1: Your sexual favors aren't worth 20 dollars. They're worth like, maybe a happy meal.
Girl: I have nothing else to add to this conversation.
Guy 2: Except a happy meal.
Guy 1: Your sexual favors aren't worth 20 dollars. They're worth like, maybe a happy meal.
Girl: I have nothing else to add to this conversation.
Guy 2: Except a happy meal.
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@ Baldwin Street
Taken by: anonymous
Filed Under Hooking up | Pwn!
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your place or mine?
46 [+ / -] Sep 13, 2009
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@ corner of clayton and lumpkin
Taken by: Excited
Filed Under Ew. | Hooking up
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one thing that will never get outsourced to china
35 [+ / -] Sep 09, 2009
Professor: Some things are still produced at home. Kids, for example.
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@ Political Science Class
Taken by: D
Filed Under Hooking up | In class | One-liners
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ah, to be young and in love
-33 [+ / -] Sep 07, 2009
16-year-old Girl 1: Ohmigod! Could you imagine fucking in these heels? Hot.
16-year-old Girl 2: (gets a text) Ohmigod! Do you know who he was cheating on me with?
16-year-old Girl 1: Who?
16-year-old Girl 2: A fucking 12-year-old! Asshole!
16-year-old Girl 2: (gets a text) Ohmigod! Do you know who he was cheating on me with?
16-year-old Girl 1: Who?
16-year-old Girl 2: A fucking 12-year-old! Asshole!
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@ Charlotte Russe @ GA Square Mall
Taken by: anon
Filed Under Hooking up | Wtf?
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have you had your break today?
10 [+ / -] Aug 05, 2009
Drunk guy 2: Dude, have you had a McGriddle?' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk girl: Would you rather pay $1.89 first thing in the morning for an Egg McMuffin or pussy?
Drunk guy 1: Am I in love with the girl?
Drunk guy 2: Well, I if I had to choose between a McGriddle and a blow job first thing in the morning, the McGriddle wins every time.
Drunk guy 1: That's like a trick question.
Drunk guy 2: Dude, have you had a McGriddle?
Drunk guy 1: Am I in love with the girl?
Drunk guy 2: Well, I if I had to choose between a McGriddle and a blow job first thing in the morning, the McGriddle wins every time.
Drunk guy 1: That's like a trick question.
Drunk guy 2: Dude, have you had a McGriddle?
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@ the Grill
Taken by: ronald
Filed Under Hooking up | The Grill
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ufo sightings?
16 [+ / -] Jul 07, 2009
Register Girl 1: So how about you? Anywhere weird?
Register Girl 2: Yeah, one time in the car outside Gresham's Disco.
Register Girl 2: Yeah, one time in the car outside Gresham's Disco.
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@ the gas station next to carmike theatres
Taken by: suds slinger
Filed Under At work | Hooking up
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that's how you know you're in georgia
-47 [+ / -] Jun 21, 2009
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@ downtown
Taken by: confused
Filed Under Downtown | Hooking up | Welcome to the south
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ah, sportsmanship
-44 [+ / -] May 15, 2009
Football player on cell: Yeah man, I gave her herpes.
(pause)
Football player on cell: Nah, man, I'm not gonna tell her! She doesn't need to worry about that. She needs to be more worried about getting rid of that baby in her stomach.
(pause)
Football player on cell: Nah, man, I'm not gonna tell her! She doesn't need to worry about that. She needs to be more worried about getting rid of that baby in her stomach.
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@ north south bus
Taken by: Kat (215)
Filed Under Football | Hooking up | On the phone | The bus
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it's good to stay one step ahead
94 [+ / -] May 14, 2009
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@ Tasty World
Taken by: kud_tzu (15)
Filed Under Pwn! | Hooking up
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they make pills for that
9 [+ / -] May 12, 2009
Guy: yes?
Sober girl: She'll just end up laying on top of you.
Guy: I've been trying to get you to lay on me for four years.
Drunk girl: You haven't tried very hard.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk girl: Did you say there's an open side of the bed?
Guy: yes?
Sober girl: She'll just end up laying on top of you.
Guy: I've been trying to get you to lay on me for four years.
Drunk girl: You haven't tried very hard.
Guy: yes?
Sober girl: She'll just end up laying on top of you.
Guy: I've been trying to get you to lay on me for four years.
Drunk girl: You haven't tried very hard.
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@ lumpkin place
Taken by: just visiting
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...but we didn't shake hands
72 [+ / -] May 04, 2009
Fratty 2: Jill.
Fratty 1: I don't know her.
Fratty 2: Yeah, you actually walked in on us once.
Fratty 1: Oh right, I have met her. ' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Fratty 1: Who're you going with to the formal?
Fratty 2: Jill.
Fratty 1: I don't know her.
Fratty 2: Yeah, you actually walked in on us once.
Fratty 1: Oh right, I have met her.
Fratty 2: Jill.
Fratty 1: I don't know her.
Fratty 2: Yeah, you actually walked in on us once.
Fratty 1: Oh right, I have met her.
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@ East West bus
Taken by: LittleG
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if you're lucky
-50 [+ / -] Apr 17, 2009
Fratty: Sex? Isn't that spread orally?
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@ Science Library
Taken by: lolz
Filed Under Hooking up | One-liners
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not what they mean by women's studies
200 [+ / -] Apr 05, 2009
(In the library at 1:00 am)
Guy 1: (walking in) So dude, where are we on the project?
Guy 2: Nowhere. I've spent the last two hours constructing a flow chart on how to get into the pants of the girl at the table next to me.
Guy 1: (walking in) So dude, where are we on the project?
Guy 2: Nowhere. I've spent the last two hours constructing a flow chart on how to get into the pants of the girl at the table next to me.
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@ Library
Taken by: Austin
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a risky investment in this economy
-55 [+ / -] Apr 01, 2009
(pause)
Drunk fratty on cell: Yeah, really going to hate myself in the morning. I'm broke. The only way it will be worth it is if that girl answers her phone.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk fratty on cell: Man, I just spent $65 downtown tonight.
(pause)
Drunk fratty on cell: Yeah I'm going to hate myself in the morning.
(pause)
Drunk fratty on cell: Yeah, really going to hate myself in the morning. I'm broke. The only way it will be worth it is if that girl answers her phone.
(pause)
Drunk fratty on cell: Yeah I'm going to hate myself in the morning.
(pause)
Drunk fratty on cell: Yeah, really going to hate myself in the morning. I'm broke. The only way it will be worth it is if that girl answers her phone.
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@ On the Overnight bus
Taken by: the observer (60)
Filed Under Hooking up | On the phone | The bus
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point / counterpoint
137 [+ / -] Mar 25, 2009
(Drunk Guy and Drunk Girl making out at party)
Drunk Girl: I think it would probably be best if we stopped.
Drunk Guy: I think it would be best if you gave me head.
Drunk Girl: I think it would probably be best if we stopped.
Drunk Guy: I think it would be best if you gave me head.
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@ Whistlebury apts.
Taken by: omgrly
Caption by: cjc3552 (100)
Filed Under Pwn! | Hooking up | Drinking
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wouldn't it be better to have 12 girls who know what they're doing?
83 [+ / -] Mar 10, 2009
Guy 1: Suicide bombers are dumb. Why would you do that?
Guy 2: Well, if you really get 12 virgins...
Guy 1: Yeah, but you could just come to Athens and get twice that many! Well, I don't know about virgins.
Guy 2: Well, if you really get 12 virgins...
Guy 1: Yeah, but you could just come to Athens and get twice that many! Well, I don't know about virgins.
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@ East Campus
Taken by: anonymous
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in this case, it wasn't worth a shot
113 [+ / -] Mar 06, 2009
Drunk Girl: (to Guy) Hey, I need to get laid tonight. Will you buy me a shot?
(Guy and Drunk Girl take a shot)
Drunk Girl: Okay, thanks!
(Drunk Girl walks away)
(Guy and Drunk Girl take a shot)
Drunk Girl: Okay, thanks!
(Drunk Girl walks away)
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@ the Loft
Taken by: heygirlhey
Filed Under Drinking | Hooking up | Pwn!
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someone was a bit too drunk on valentine's day
37 [+ / -] Mar 05, 2009
Guy: So, have you seen my new tattoo?
Girl: No! (looks at tattoo) I like it, what does it mean?
Guy: I'm not sure - either "love" or "free sex."
Girl: No! (looks at tattoo) I like it, what does it mean?
Guy: I'm not sure - either "love" or "free sex."
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@ Denmark Hall
Taken by: Colin
Filed Under Hooking up | Lost in translation
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friends with more than one benefit
134 [+ / -] Mar 03, 2009
Guy 1: Man, I could really go for a hot French chick right now.
Guy 2: Why French?
Guy 1: Because after the sex, she could help me study for the midterm.
Guy 2: Why French?
Guy 1: Because after the sex, she could help me study for the midterm.
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@ Gilbert Hall
Taken by: Drew
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...to try to figure out how to erase the mental image
69 [+ / -] Feb 26, 2009
Girl: So we were at Thanksgiving Dinner and my grandma looks up and says, "My vagina burns!" Then she went on to complain about how she thought my grandpa was cheating on her and gave her some STD or something. All the kids got up and left the table.
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@ Oglethorpe Dining Hall
Taken by: Sam
Filed Under Ew. | Hooking up
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the likelihood of a credit card scam is about the same either way
25 [+ / -] Feb 25, 2009
Fantasy World on Baxter.
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@ Athens
Taken by: Anilox
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we call that "opportunity management"
102 [+ / -] Feb 24, 2009
then quit it.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Fratty: It's not really hit it and quit it. It's more like hit it, hit it, keep hitting it for a month... then quit it.
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@ SLC
Taken by: anon
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that doesn't seem to be the only problem
40 [+ / -] Feb 19, 2009
Girl: I'm a lesbian and he's a gay man. We're obviously each others' soulmates... he just needs to realize he likes vagina.
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@ near Park Hall
Taken by: AM
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one out of two ain't bad
92 [+ / -] Feb 14, 2009
Guy 2: See, I can support a holiday like that.
Girl: I really don't like Valentine's either. I found out my boyfriend got me a present, now I have to get him something.
Guy 1: Just tell him you'll get him something for March 14th.
Girl: That won't work, I can't grill.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Guy 1: I don't understand Valentine's Day, but I'll tell you what holiday I like. March 14th is Steak and BJ Day.
Guy 2: See, I can support a holiday like that.
Girl: I really don't like Valentine's either. I found out my boyfriend got me a present, now I have to get him something.
Guy 1: Just tell him you'll get him something for March 14th.
Girl: That won't work, I can't grill.
Guy 2: See, I can support a holiday like that.
Girl: I really don't like Valentine's either. I found out my boyfriend got me a present, now I have to get him something.
Guy 1: Just tell him you'll get him something for March 14th.
Girl: That won't work, I can't grill.
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@ Study Hell
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maybe they'll park together on their next date
59 [+ / -] Feb 13, 2009
Sorostitute 2: Yeah, that's a really good place to stop, can't let it go too far. He might want something more than just a look.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Sorostitute 1: So I let him take off my shirt and bra, but I wasn't going to let him touch me. Didn't want him thinking I was easy.
Sorostitute 2: Yeah, that's a really good place to stop, can't let it go too far. He might want something more than just a look.
Sorostitute 2: Yeah, that's a really good place to stop, can't let it go too far. He might want something more than just a look.
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@ Bus
Taken by: the observer (60)
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sure, pull-ups, that's what they were gonna try
10 [+ / -] Feb 11, 2009
Drunk Guy: Well let's try, I mean the bus driver isn't paying attention.
Driver: Umm, I don't really want to see her doing pull-ups on this bus.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(Couple gets on the bus)
Drunk Guy: So you think that the bus would be a good place to have some fun?
Drunk Girl: I'm not sure I could hold myself up that long.
Drunk Guy: Well let's try, I mean the bus driver isn't paying attention.
Driver: Umm, I don't really want to see her doing pull-ups on this bus.
Drunk Guy: So you think that the bus would be a good place to have some fun?
Drunk Girl: I'm not sure I could hold myself up that long.
Drunk Guy: Well let's try, I mean the bus driver isn't paying attention.
Driver: Umm, I don't really want to see her doing pull-ups on this bus.
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@ Overnight buss
Taken by: the observer (60)
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we vote that the cowgirl position be renamed to "the human shield"
223 [+ / -] Feb 07, 2009
Girl 1: So, my boyfriend came home with me for Christmas to meet my parents.
Girl 2: How did that go?
Girl 1: Well, my Dad got a shotgun for Christmas, and he held it up and told Jack that if he ever caught him fooling around with me, he would shoot him right there. Then Jack said that would be really hard if I was on top!
Girl 2: How did that go?
Girl 1: Well, my Dad got a shotgun for Christmas, and he held it up and told Jack that if he ever caught him fooling around with me, he would shoot him right there. Then Jack said that would be really hard if I was on top!
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@ Ramsey
Taken by: runner
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i see what you did there...
25 [+ / -] Feb 03, 2009
Guy 1: Gravity, a cruel and unpredictable mistress.
Guy 2: But she always goes down on you?
Guy 2: But she always goes down on you?
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@ Magnolia
Taken by: bsm
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it's relative to how good at it they were before
19 [+ / -] Feb 03, 2009
Hipster guy 2: Dude, what?
Hipster guy 1: It said vegetarians have better sex! I'm so excited!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Hipster guy 1: Dude I'm tellin' you, I'm so excited, I read it on the Internet.
Hipster guy 2: Dude, what?
Hipster guy 1: It said vegetarians have better sex! I'm so excited!
Hipster guy 2: Dude, what?
Hipster guy 1: It said vegetarians have better sex! I'm so excited!
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@ Geography Building
Taken by: kitten (105)
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how about a trip to the clinic for each one?
93 [+ / -] Jan 29, 2009
Guy: You could move to piercings.
Indie girl: Already doing that.
Guy: Or not count girls.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Indie girl: I think I'm going to have to stop that policy about getting a tattoo for everyone I sleep with.
Guy: You could move to piercings.
Indie girl: Already doing that.
Guy: Or not count girls.
Guy: You could move to piercings.
Indie girl: Already doing that.
Guy: Or not count girls.
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@ computer lab
Taken by: TJ
Caption by: kitten (105)
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is it friday night already?
33 [+ / -] Jan 23, 2009
(After a failed keg stand)
Guy 1: You have to put it all the way in your mouth!
Guy 2: Only if you're pumping it while I do it!
Guy 1: You have to put it all the way in your mouth!
Guy 2: Only if you're pumping it while I do it!
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@ Moose Club
Taken by: anon
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...or start betting the other way
100 [+ / -] Jan 23, 2009
Girl 2: (to Girl 3) She should just stop betting us.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: I am not going home with him, I will bet you ten dollars.
Girl 2: Okay!
(She comes back five minutes later and hands both of them a ten dollar bill)
Girl 1: I'll call you in the morning to let you know I'm still alive!
Girl 2: (to Girl 3) She should just stop betting us.
Girl 2: Okay!
(She comes back five minutes later and hands both of them a ten dollar bill)
Girl 1: I'll call you in the morning to let you know I'm still alive!
Girl 2: (to Girl 3) She should just stop betting us.
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@ Downtown
Taken by: ? DT
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please stand behind the yellow line and keep everything in your pants
341 [+ / -] Jan 18, 2009
Guy: Come on, no one is on the bus.
Girl: I'm not going down on you here. What about the driver?
Guy: He can't hear or see us where we are sitting.
Bus Driver: I can hear and see you.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl: No! I'm not going to do that on a bus.
Guy: Come on, no one is on the bus.
Girl: I'm not going down on you here. What about the driver?
Guy: He can't hear or see us where we are sitting.
Bus Driver: I can hear and see you.
Guy: Come on, no one is on the bus.
Girl: I'm not going down on you here. What about the driver?
Guy: He can't hear or see us where we are sitting.
Bus Driver: I can hear and see you.
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@ On an Overnighter bus.
Taken by: Matt
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turns out it's death by non sequitur
22 [+ / -] Jan 16, 2009
Fratty 2: Oh, I'm not. When I'm in a room I go ahead and look around to figure out all the ways the Final Destination movie would try to kill me.
Fratty 1: Oh... so did you get with that chick last night?' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Fratty 1: That projector doesn't look safe. I wouldn't sit under it.
Fratty 2: Oh, I'm not. When I'm in a room I go ahead and look around to figure out all the ways the Final Destination movie would try to kill me.
Fratty 1: Oh... so did you get with that chick last night?
Fratty 2: Oh, I'm not. When I'm in a room I go ahead and look around to figure out all the ways the Final Destination movie would try to kill me.
Fratty 1: Oh... so did you get with that chick last night?
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@ Chem Lecture Hall
Taken by: Forever waiting on the 12
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his odds improve the further south he goes
132 [+ / -] Jan 12, 2009
Old guy: So is this your boyfriend?
Girl: No. This is my best friend.
Guy: Yeah. She's like my cousin. And I only say cousin because there's still that chance we could fuck.
Girl: No. This is my best friend.
Guy: Yeah. She's like my cousin. And I only say cousin because there's still that chance we could fuck.
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@ Village Idiot
Taken by: seriously?
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admitting you have a problem is the first step
235 [+ / -] Jan 09, 2009
Sorostitute: What made you think my boyfriend wanted to make out with you?
Gay Guy: His erection.
Gay Guy: His erection.
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@ Downtown
Taken by: Mac
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to be or not to be, that is the motherfucking question
-73 [+ / -] Jan 04, 2009
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@ Little Kings
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being the fill-in is a tough job, but someone's gotta do it
74 [+ / -] Jan 02, 2009
Gay Guy: Since we're the only single ones here, we have to kiss at midnight.
Straight Girl: Sounds good.
Gay Guy: Unless I find a hot guy in the next fifteen minutes, then you're out.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(On New Year's Eve)
Gay Guy: Since we're the only single ones here, we have to kiss at midnight.
Straight Girl: Sounds good.
Gay Guy: Unless I find a hot guy in the next fifteen minutes, then you're out.
Gay Guy: Since we're the only single ones here, we have to kiss at midnight.
Straight Girl: Sounds good.
Gay Guy: Unless I find a hot guy in the next fifteen minutes, then you're out.
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@ Cine
Taken by: CantHelpButLaugh (157)
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desperate times call for desperate measures
134 [+ / -] Dec 17, 2008
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@ Aderhold Elevator
Taken by: UGASLP
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i don't think his required as much preparation
-53 [+ / -] Dec 13, 2008
Straight Guy: After this test I have an oral exam in Spanish.
Gay Guy: Oh, I had an oral this morning, too. It was good!
Gay Guy: Oh, I had an oral this morning, too. It was good!
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@ Science Library
Taken by: yoyo
Caption by: stilts & films (65)
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during the commercials, of course
117 [+ / -] Dec 11, 2008
Girl 1: So how did that study session with that guy go last night?
Girl 2: I went to his place, he took a couple of hits off a huge bong, we fucked, and then watched the Boondock Saints.
Girl 1: Nice!
Girl 3: So when did you study?
Girl 2: I went to his place, he took a couple of hits off a huge bong, we fucked, and then watched the Boondock Saints.
Girl 1: Nice!
Girl 3: So when did you study?
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@ SLC
Taken by: Blondie
Filed Under Drugs | Hooking up
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at least she's willing to share
72 [+ / -] Nov 28, 2008
Girl 2: Yeah, seriously!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: Ohmigod, he totally felt me up!
Girl 2: Shut up, when?
Girl 1: Yesterday. We were taking a picture together and he grabbed my ass. I was like, yeah! Finally, Lucas!
Girl 2: Did anything else happen!?
GIrl 1: Well, I kind of think he felt up Julia later on, but I don't even care!
Girl 2: Yeah, seriously!
Girl 2: Shut up, when?
Girl 1: Yesterday. We were taking a picture together and he grabbed my ass. I was like, yeah! Finally, Lucas!
Girl 2: Did anything else happen!?
GIrl 1: Well, I kind of think he felt up Julia later on, but I don't even care!
Girl 2: Yeah, seriously!
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@ English 3000 room before class
Taken by: Chris
Filed Under Hooking up | In class
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technology brings people together
240 [+ / -] Nov 27, 2008
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@ Tate Center
Taken by: Kate
Filed Under Hooking up | On the phone
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mother knows best
91 [+ / -] Nov 24, 2008
Guy on cell: Yeah, man, I have a date lined up for every day next week. Oh, yeah, well, I already know she's gonna dump me Friday, and I can't do anything about it. Yeah, her friend told me. Well, I was tellin' my mom about it, and she said, "You're in Athens, though! There are way more girls than guys there, and they're all easy! You should just go out and get laid as much as possible, by lots of girls!" So I'm gonna do that.
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@ Milledge Bus
Taken by: Nick
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because i was wondering if you could give me his number
81 [+ / -] Nov 18, 2008
Sorostitute: (to roommate) So, you still dating that guy I hooked up with?
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@ Brumby Hall 8th Floor
Taken by: Cal (76)
Filed Under Dorm life | Hooking up | One-liners
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