Quotes Filed Under "Hooking up"


lately he just asks for the usual

23 [+ / -]     Oct 06, 2008

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they’re always hiring congressional aides

95 [+ / -]     Sep 30, 2008

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we call that "party girl roulette"

43 [+ / -]     Sep 28, 2008

    Girl 1: So your friend is a total slut?



    Girl 2: Yeah, I have no idea how many STD's she has. I never drink after her.

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put down the freud and back away

51 [+ / -]     Sep 11, 2008

    Sorostitute on cell: So, I'm gonna sleep with him in Daddy's bed. Wait, Daddy's gonna be home this weekend.

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the tri-delt house isn't that hard to find

72 [+ / -]     Sep 08, 2008

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...yet

90 [+ / -]     Sep 06, 2008

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the point is i asked for diet

84 [+ / -]     Sep 05, 2008

    Sorostitute: I mean, I really don't care if he slipped something in my drink, that's not the point.

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now that's school spirit

83 [+ / -]     Aug 31, 2008

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love unto others as you would love unto yourself

66 [+ / -]     Aug 27, 2008

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this is either very psycho or very clever

64 [+ / -]     Aug 19, 2008

    (Fratty asks Sorostitute for her number)



    Sorostitute: Only if you will you text me randomly to tell me that you love me.

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click here to add the horrible in bed application

134 [+ / -]     Aug 18, 2008

    Guy: Man, I was drunk as shit last night. Dude, I hooked up with a freshman. I don't think she liked it though, I tried to friend her on Facebook and she blocked me.

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and then goldilocks said, "this one is just right"

10 [+ / -]     Aug 16, 2008

    Cute girl: I dumped the first two because they were abusive. I dumped the third because he was just too damn nice. It's like, c'mon, at least beat me up a little!

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