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that's how you know you're in georgia
-50 [+ / -] Jun 21, 2009
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@ downtown
Taken by: confused
Filed Under Downtown | Hooking up | Welcome to the south
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ah, sportsmanship
-38 [+ / -] May 15, 2009
Football player on cell: Yeah man, I gave her herpes.
(pause)
Football player on cell: Nah, man, I'm not gonna tell her! She doesn't need to worry about that. She needs to be more worried about getting rid of that baby in her stomach.
(pause)
Football player on cell: Nah, man, I'm not gonna tell her! She doesn't need to worry about that. She needs to be more worried about getting rid of that baby in her stomach.
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@ north south bus
Taken by: Kat (139)
Filed Under Football | Hooking up | On the phone | The bus
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it's good to stay one step ahead
86 [+ / -] May 14, 2009
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@ Tasty World
Taken by: kud_tzu (15)
Filed Under Pwn! | Hooking up
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they make pills for that
5 [+ / -] May 12, 2009
Guy: yes?
Sober girl: She'll just end up laying on top of you.
Guy: I've been trying to get you to lay on me for four years.
Drunk girl: You haven't tried very hard.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk girl: Did you say there's an open side of the bed?
Guy: yes?
Sober girl: She'll just end up laying on top of you.
Guy: I've been trying to get you to lay on me for four years.
Drunk girl: You haven't tried very hard.
Guy: yes?
Sober girl: She'll just end up laying on top of you.
Guy: I've been trying to get you to lay on me for four years.
Drunk girl: You haven't tried very hard.
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@ lumpkin place
Taken by: just visiting
Filed Under Hooking up
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...but we didn't shake hands
68 [+ / -] May 04, 2009
Fratty 2: Jill.
Fratty 1: I don't know her.
Fratty 2: Yeah, you actually walked in on us once.
Fratty 1: Oh right, I have met her. ' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Fratty 1: Who're you going with to the formal?
Fratty 2: Jill.
Fratty 1: I don't know her.
Fratty 2: Yeah, you actually walked in on us once.
Fratty 1: Oh right, I have met her.
Fratty 2: Jill.
Fratty 1: I don't know her.
Fratty 2: Yeah, you actually walked in on us once.
Fratty 1: Oh right, I have met her.
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@ East West bus
Taken by: LittleG
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if you're lucky
-52 [+ / -] Apr 17, 2009
Fratty: Sex? Isn't that spread orally?
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@ Science Library
Taken by: lolz
Filed Under Hooking up | One-liners
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not what they mean by women's studies
196 [+ / -] Apr 05, 2009
(In the library at 1:00 am)
Guy 1: (walking in) So dude, where are we on the project?
Guy 2: Nowhere. I've spent the last two hours constructing a flow chart on how to get into the pants of the girl at the table next to me.
Guy 1: (walking in) So dude, where are we on the project?
Guy 2: Nowhere. I've spent the last two hours constructing a flow chart on how to get into the pants of the girl at the table next to me.
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@ Library
Taken by: Austin
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a risky investment in this economy
-52 [+ / -] Apr 01, 2009
(pause)
Drunk fratty on cell: Yeah, really going to hate myself in the morning. I'm broke. The only way it will be worth it is if that girl answers her phone.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk fratty on cell: Man, I just spent $65 downtown tonight.
(pause)
Drunk fratty on cell: Yeah I'm going to hate myself in the morning.
(pause)
Drunk fratty on cell: Yeah, really going to hate myself in the morning. I'm broke. The only way it will be worth it is if that girl answers her phone.
(pause)
Drunk fratty on cell: Yeah I'm going to hate myself in the morning.
(pause)
Drunk fratty on cell: Yeah, really going to hate myself in the morning. I'm broke. The only way it will be worth it is if that girl answers her phone.
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@ On the Overnight bus
Taken by: the observer (60)
Filed Under Hooking up | On the phone | The bus
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point / counterpoint
135 [+ / -] Mar 25, 2009
(Drunk Guy and Drunk Girl making out at party)
Drunk Girl: I think it would probably be best if we stopped.
Drunk Guy: I think it would be best if you gave me head.
Drunk Girl: I think it would probably be best if we stopped.
Drunk Guy: I think it would be best if you gave me head.
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@ Whistlebury apts.
Taken by: omgrly
Caption by: cjc3552 (100)
Filed Under Pwn! | Hooking up | Drinking
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wouldn't it be better to have 12 girls who know what they're doing?
81 [+ / -] Mar 10, 2009
Guy 1: Suicide bombers are dumb. Why would you do that?
Guy 2: Well, if you really get 12 virgins...
Guy 1: Yeah, but you could just come to Athens and get twice that many! Well, I don't know about virgins.
Guy 2: Well, if you really get 12 virgins...
Guy 1: Yeah, but you could just come to Athens and get twice that many! Well, I don't know about virgins.
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@ East Campus
Taken by: anonymous
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in this case, it wasn't worth a shot
107 [+ / -] Mar 06, 2009
Drunk Girl: (to Guy) Hey, I need to get laid tonight. Will you buy me a shot?
(Guy and Drunk Girl take a shot)
Drunk Girl: Okay, thanks!
(Drunk Girl walks away)
(Guy and Drunk Girl take a shot)
Drunk Girl: Okay, thanks!
(Drunk Girl walks away)
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@ the Loft
Taken by: heygirlhey
Filed Under Drinking | Hooking up | Pwn!
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someone was a bit too drunk on valentine's day
33 [+ / -] Mar 05, 2009
Guy: So, have you seen my new tattoo?
Girl: No! (looks at tattoo) I like it, what does it mean?
Guy: I'm not sure - either "love" or "free sex."
Girl: No! (looks at tattoo) I like it, what does it mean?
Guy: I'm not sure - either "love" or "free sex."
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@ Denmark Hall
Taken by: Colin
Filed Under Hooking up | Lost in translation
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friends with more than one benefit
132 [+ / -] Mar 03, 2009
Guy 1: Man, I could really go for a hot French chick right now.
Guy 2: Why French?
Guy 1: Because after the sex, she could help me study for the midterm.
Guy 2: Why French?
Guy 1: Because after the sex, she could help me study for the midterm.
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@ Gilbert Hall
Taken by: Drew
Filed Under Hooking up
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...to try to figure out how to erase the mental image
67 [+ / -] Feb 26, 2009
Girl: So we were at Thanksgiving Dinner and my grandma looks up and says, "My vagina burns!" Then she went on to complain about how she thought my grandpa was cheating on her and gave her some STD or something. All the kids got up and left the table.
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@ Oglethorpe Dining Hall
Taken by: Sam
Filed Under Ew. | Hooking up
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the likelihood of a credit card scam is about the same either way
24 [+ / -] Feb 25, 2009
Fantasy World on Baxter.
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@ Athens
Taken by: Anilox
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we call that "opportunity management"
100 [+ / -] Feb 24, 2009
then quit it.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Fratty: It's not really hit it and quit it. It's more like hit it, hit it, keep hitting it for a month... then quit it.
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@ SLC
Taken by: anon
Filed Under Hooking up | One-liners | SLC
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that doesn't seem to be the only problem
39 [+ / -] Feb 19, 2009
Girl: I'm a lesbian and he's a gay man. We're obviously each others' soulmates... he just needs to realize he likes vagina.
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@ near Park Hall
Taken by: AM
Filed Under Gay | Hooking up
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one out of two ain't bad
93 [+ / -] Feb 14, 2009
Guy 2: See, I can support a holiday like that.
Girl: I really don't like Valentine's either. I found out my boyfriend got me a present, now I have to get him something.
Guy 1: Just tell him you'll get him something for March 14th.
Girl: That won't work, I can't grill.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Guy 1: I don't understand Valentine's Day, but I'll tell you what holiday I like. March 14th is Steak and BJ Day.
Guy 2: See, I can support a holiday like that.
Girl: I really don't like Valentine's either. I found out my boyfriend got me a present, now I have to get him something.
Guy 1: Just tell him you'll get him something for March 14th.
Girl: That won't work, I can't grill.
Guy 2: See, I can support a holiday like that.
Girl: I really don't like Valentine's either. I found out my boyfriend got me a present, now I have to get him something.
Guy 1: Just tell him you'll get him something for March 14th.
Girl: That won't work, I can't grill.
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@ Study Hell
Taken by: anonymous
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maybe they'll park together on their next date
57 [+ / -] Feb 13, 2009
Sorostitute 2: Yeah, that's a really good place to stop, can't let it go too far. He might want something more than just a look.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Sorostitute 1: So I let him take off my shirt and bra, but I wasn't going to let him touch me. Didn't want him thinking I was easy.
Sorostitute 2: Yeah, that's a really good place to stop, can't let it go too far. He might want something more than just a look.
Sorostitute 2: Yeah, that's a really good place to stop, can't let it go too far. He might want something more than just a look.
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@ Bus
Taken by: the observer (60)
Filed Under Hooking up | The bus
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sure, pull-ups, that's what they were gonna try
10 [+ / -] Feb 11, 2009
Drunk Guy: Well let's try, I mean the bus driver isn't paying attention.
Driver: Umm, I don't really want to see her doing pull-ups on this bus.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(Couple gets on the bus)
Drunk Guy: So you think that the bus would be a good place to have some fun?
Drunk Girl: I'm not sure I could hold myself up that long.
Drunk Guy: Well let's try, I mean the bus driver isn't paying attention.
Driver: Umm, I don't really want to see her doing pull-ups on this bus.
Drunk Guy: So you think that the bus would be a good place to have some fun?
Drunk Girl: I'm not sure I could hold myself up that long.
Drunk Guy: Well let's try, I mean the bus driver isn't paying attention.
Driver: Umm, I don't really want to see her doing pull-ups on this bus.
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@ Overnight buss
Taken by: the observer (60)
Filed Under At work | Hooking up | The bus
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we vote that the cowgirl position be renamed to "the human shield"
217 [+ / -] Feb 07, 2009
Girl 1: So, my boyfriend came home with me for Christmas to meet my parents.
Girl 2: How did that go?
Girl 1: Well, my Dad got a shotgun for Christmas, and he held it up and told Jack that if he ever caught him fooling around with me, he would shoot him right there. Then Jack said that would be really hard if I was on top!
Girl 2: How did that go?
Girl 1: Well, my Dad got a shotgun for Christmas, and he held it up and told Jack that if he ever caught him fooling around with me, he would shoot him right there. Then Jack said that would be really hard if I was on top!
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@ Ramsey
Taken by: runner
Filed Under Hooking up | Pwn!
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i see what you did there...
13 [+ / -] Feb 03, 2009
Guy 1: Gravity, a cruel and unpredictable mistress.
Guy 2: But she always goes down on you?
Guy 2: But she always goes down on you?
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@ Magnolia
Taken by: bsm
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it's relative to how good at it they were before
20 [+ / -] Feb 03, 2009
Hipster guy 2: Dude, what?
Hipster guy 1: It said vegetarians have better sex! I'm so excited!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Hipster guy 1: Dude I'm tellin' you, I'm so excited, I read it on the Internet.
Hipster guy 2: Dude, what?
Hipster guy 1: It said vegetarians have better sex! I'm so excited!
Hipster guy 2: Dude, what?
Hipster guy 1: It said vegetarians have better sex! I'm so excited!
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@ Geography Building
Taken by: kitten (80)
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how about a trip to the clinic for each one?
93 [+ / -] Jan 29, 2009
Guy: You could move to piercings.
Indie girl: Already doing that.
Guy: Or not count girls.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Indie girl: I think I'm going to have to stop that policy about getting a tattoo for everyone I sleep with.
Guy: You could move to piercings.
Indie girl: Already doing that.
Guy: Or not count girls.
Guy: You could move to piercings.
Indie girl: Already doing that.
Guy: Or not count girls.
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@ computer lab
Taken by: TJ
Caption by: kitten (80)
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is it friday night already?
31 [+ / -] Jan 23, 2009
(After a failed keg stand)
Guy 1: You have to put it all the way in your mouth!
Guy 2: Only if you're pumping it while I do it!
Guy 1: You have to put it all the way in your mouth!
Guy 2: Only if you're pumping it while I do it!
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@ Moose Club
Taken by: anon
Filed Under Drinking | Gay | Hooking up
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...or start betting the other way
102 [+ / -] Jan 23, 2009
Girl 2: (to Girl 3) She should just stop betting us.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: I am not going home with him, I will bet you ten dollars.
Girl 2: Okay!
(She comes back five minutes later and hands both of them a ten dollar bill)
Girl 1: I'll call you in the morning to let you know I'm still alive!
Girl 2: (to Girl 3) She should just stop betting us.
Girl 2: Okay!
(She comes back five minutes later and hands both of them a ten dollar bill)
Girl 1: I'll call you in the morning to let you know I'm still alive!
Girl 2: (to Girl 3) She should just stop betting us.
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@ Downtown
Taken by: ? DT
Caption by: frenchie (20)
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please stand behind the yellow line and keep everything in your pants
339 [+ / -] Jan 18, 2009
Guy: Come on, no one is on the bus.
Girl: I'm not going down on you here. What about the driver?
Guy: He can't hear or see us where we are sitting.
Bus Driver: I can hear and see you.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl: No! I'm not going to do that on a bus.
Guy: Come on, no one is on the bus.
Girl: I'm not going down on you here. What about the driver?
Guy: He can't hear or see us where we are sitting.
Bus Driver: I can hear and see you.
Guy: Come on, no one is on the bus.
Girl: I'm not going down on you here. What about the driver?
Guy: He can't hear or see us where we are sitting.
Bus Driver: I can hear and see you.
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@ On an Overnighter bus.
Taken by: Matt
Filed Under At work | Hooking up | The bus
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turns out it's death by non sequitur
23 [+ / -] Jan 16, 2009
Fratty 2: Oh, I'm not. When I'm in a room I go ahead and look around to figure out all the ways the Final Destination movie would try to kill me.
Fratty 1: Oh... so did you get with that chick last night?' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Fratty 1: That projector doesn't look safe. I wouldn't sit under it.
Fratty 2: Oh, I'm not. When I'm in a room I go ahead and look around to figure out all the ways the Final Destination movie would try to kill me.
Fratty 1: Oh... so did you get with that chick last night?
Fratty 2: Oh, I'm not. When I'm in a room I go ahead and look around to figure out all the ways the Final Destination movie would try to kill me.
Fratty 1: Oh... so did you get with that chick last night?
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@ Chem Lecture Hall
Taken by: Forever waiting on the 12
Filed Under Hooking up | In class | Wtf?
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his odds improve the further south he goes
130 [+ / -] Jan 12, 2009
Old guy: So is this your boyfriend?
Girl: No. This is my best friend.
Guy: Yeah. She's like my cousin. And I only say cousin because there's still that chance we could fuck.
Girl: No. This is my best friend.
Guy: Yeah. She's like my cousin. And I only say cousin because there's still that chance we could fuck.
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@ Village Idiot
Taken by: seriously?
Filed Under Hooking up | Welcome to the south
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admitting you have a problem is the first step
226 [+ / -] Jan 09, 2009
Sorostitute: What made you think my boyfriend wanted to make out with you?
Gay Guy: His erection.
Gay Guy: His erection.
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@ Downtown
Taken by: Mac
Filed Under Gay | Hooking up | Pwn!
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to be or not to be, that is the motherfucking question
-74 [+ / -] Jan 04, 2009
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@ Little Kings
Taken by: Paul
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being the fill-in is a tough job, but someone's gotta do it
72 [+ / -] Jan 02, 2009
Gay Guy: Since we're the only single ones here, we have to kiss at midnight.
Straight Girl: Sounds good.
Gay Guy: Unless I find a hot guy in the next fifteen minutes, then you're out.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(On New Year's Eve)
Gay Guy: Since we're the only single ones here, we have to kiss at midnight.
Straight Girl: Sounds good.
Gay Guy: Unless I find a hot guy in the next fifteen minutes, then you're out.
Gay Guy: Since we're the only single ones here, we have to kiss at midnight.
Straight Girl: Sounds good.
Gay Guy: Unless I find a hot guy in the next fifteen minutes, then you're out.
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@ Cine
Taken by: CantHelpButLaugh (127)
Filed Under Gay | Hooking up
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desperate times call for desperate measures
133 [+ / -] Dec 17, 2008
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@ Aderhold Elevator
Taken by: UGASLP
Filed Under Hooking up | Wtf?
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