Quotes Filed Under "Greek Life"


she's counting herself twice, which leaves two people

44 [+ / -]     Oct 03, 2008

    Sorostitute 1: You have way too many guys. How many people are in love with you?



    Sorostitute 2: Including me? Four.

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everyone loves a cougar

10 [+ / -]     Sep 28, 2008

    Sorostitute 1: Sometimes our house mother comes to the socials.



    Sorostitute 2: Really? Ohmigod, old people are gross.

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"...i hold it sideways so it smiles at me"

104 [+ / -]     Sep 18, 2008

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so in other words, just like a normal friday night

21 [+ / -]     Sep 17, 2008

    Freshman Dude 1: Ok, so what exactly is hazing?



    Freshman Dude 2: Well, basically it's when they strip you down naked in the middle of downtown.

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oh, that one!

70 [+ / -]     Sep 04, 2008

    Girl on cell: Yeah, we're right by the frat house... the one with the white columns.

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that is definitely on the list of warning signs

59 [+ / -]     Sep 03, 2008

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there may be better options for getting your abdominal workout

55 [+ / -]     Aug 26, 2008

    Sorostitute on cell: Yeah, we took a bunch of pledges out last night. They were throwing up in the frat house, they were throwing up on the floor, they were throwing up on the elevator...



    (pauses)



    Sorostitute: Yeah, it was really fun.

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after which he can finally earn his closet homosexuality merit badge

-51 [+ / -]     Jul 09, 2008

    (A gaggle of ballcaps is walking by Trappeze)



    Ballcap: My goal is for, by the end of pledge-ship, that every pledge see my entire cock and balls.

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we're guessing that isn't saying much

71 [+ / -]     Jun 16, 2008

    Sorostitute: I mean, my date was a little too smart for me. He wore glasses.

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there might be a good reason for the memory loss

43 [+ / -]     Jun 13, 2008

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royalty works a bit differently in the south

64 [+ / -]     Jun 04, 2008

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it's always more fun when it's a surprise

82 [+ / -]     May 27, 2008

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