Quotes Filed Under "Gay"


and if you look out the window to your left, you'll catch a glimpse of the gays in their natural habitat

13 [+ / -]     Sep 14, 2008

    (Train stops and people start exiting)



    Drunk Girl: What? Where are we? Is this my stop?



    Gay Guy: This is the Midtown exit.



    Drunk Girl: It is? How do you know?



    Gay Guy: See all the gays departing the train here? That's how you know it's the Midtown station.

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number 2, never learned to count

9 [+ / -]     Sep 06, 2008

    Gay guy: Politicians underestimate the gay community. Number 1, we're the most educated. Number 1, we have... wait... no, number 2...

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take it from someone with more experience

21 [+ / -]     Sep 01, 2008

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book, cover, judge

27 [+ / -]     Aug 24, 2008

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which, incidentally, is also his nickname

19 [+ / -]     Aug 10, 2008

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he's now wishing he hadn't played that game of never have i ever

-35 [+ / -]     Jul 13, 2008

    Girl: Well, she lost her virginity at, like, 23.



    Guy: Damn, she beat me!



    Girl: Yeah, but you lost your virginity to a guy.



    Guy: What?!

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they're already working on the lifetime movie

-16 [+ / -]     Jun 06, 2008

    Gay Man: Will somebody please just use a blunt object to beat the shit outta me?

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careful, you might put someone's eye out

17 [+ / -]     May 18, 2008

    Gay Guy: I am so getting my gay on tonight!

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not the sort of thing most people would admit to

-3 [+ / -]     May 17, 2008

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he might have spoken a little too soon

107 [+ / -]     May 14, 2008

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if they touch, they might both disappear

49 [+ / -]     May 11, 2008

    Sorostitute: So she was just like, "Hey, I'm just gonna warn you. I know you're a Republican and that guy is gay... so be careful."

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don't ask, don't tell, please don't take my class again

51 [+ / -]     May 09, 2008

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you have to draw the line somewhere

30 [+ / -]     May 01, 2008

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it's never too late, you know

23 [+ / -]     Apr 21, 2008

    Professor: Yeah. I was gay bait. The first time was when I was 15 in a locker room. Man, if I had been gay, my sex life would have been great.

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"...i'll have what he's having"

-13 [+ / -]     Apr 21, 2008

    Gay Guy 1: (talking about food) That is going straight to your ass!



    Gay Guy 2: Yeah, and I'm going to enjoy every minute of it!

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