Quotes Filed Under "Football"


ah, sportsmanship

-38 [+ / -]     May 15, 2009

    Football player on cell: Yeah man, I gave her herpes.



    (pause)



    Football player on cell: Nah, man, I'm not gonna tell her! She doesn't need to worry about that. She needs to be more worried about getting rid of that baby in her stomach.

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so that's a yes?

100 [+ / -]     Apr 23, 2009

    Fratty 1: Is it gay that I get a huge hard on when I watch Knowshon run without a shirt on?



    Fratty 2: Maybe. All I know is I'd fuck him.

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you'd think he'd be used to it

103 [+ / -]     Mar 28, 2009

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that's what you get for partying at officemax

15 [+ / -]     Feb 24, 2009

    guy passed out on the couch at transmet after the bama game.

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#13   they may have a won the game, but we make better signs

85 [+ / -]     Jan 01, 2009

    Found this sign on North Campus. A friend asked what clap was. haha

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there's a pacman joke here somewhere

10 [+ / -]     Dec 30, 2008

    Her ass got hungry and decided to eat her pants...yummy!

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grabbing a quick nap before class

29 [+ / -]     Nov 03, 2008

    This was taken on Sanford Dr. (behind SLC) right after the Vandy game..these two grown men were passed out

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"...they just kept falling out of my pocket"

-24 [+ / -]     Oct 29, 2008

    Drunk Guy: Hey I need help. I lost my car keys.



    Bus Driver: Did you lose them on this bus?



    Drunk Guy: I think they are up my ass.



    Bus Driver: The police officer over there can help you!

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we're cool with that as long as that guy isn't there

-3 [+ / -]     Oct 21, 2008

    Standing outside of the stadium at the vandy game.

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we just sold out, try the next scalper... or bourbon street.

-64 [+ / -]     Oct 21, 2008

    (About one hour after the start of the Vandy game)



    Ticket scalper: Vandy tickets! Vandy tickets for sale, real cheap!



    (Two guys walk by)



    Ticket scalper: Would either of you gentlemen like a Vandy ticket?



    Guy 1: No, but I would like some pussy, motherfucker!



    Guy 2: Damn straight!

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context is everything

-23 [+ / -]     Oct 19, 2008

    Girl 1: Ohmigod! That girl is squirting water in those football players mouths.



    Girl 2: That is so gross!



    Girl 1: I bet shes a slut.

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we don't want to know what happens at a bad homecoming

-58 [+ / -]     Oct 19, 2008

    Sorostitute 1: Ohmigod, you guys. That was, like, the best homecoming ever.



    Sorostitute 2: I know!



    Sorostitute 1: Yeah, my date tried to rape me.

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#5   dooley learned about the power of superglue today

112 [+ / -]     Oct 07, 2008

    My 8 week old baby English Bulldog, Dooley, made a new friend!

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rooting for the pink team

0 [+ / -]     Oct 06, 2008

    Fabulous UGA fan's car.

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you can't do shooters when you're asleep

-64 [+ / -]     Oct 04, 2008

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#21   the quad and i both got trashed

73 [+ / -]     Oct 02, 2008

    North Campus looks like a landfill after the Alabama game.

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gimme an H!

9 [+ / -]     Sep 30, 2008

    A poster left on the ground after College Game Day.

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smelling salts would have worked just fine

42 [+ / -]     Sep 29, 2008

    SOMFing a passed out Bama fan

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stereotype confirmed

63 [+ / -]     Sep 27, 2008

    Georgia Fan: Are you guys, like, cousins?



    Alabama Guy and Girl: How'd you know!?

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last come, first served

49 [+ / -]     Sep 24, 2008

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can you see me? i'm in the red shirt.

-42 [+ / -]     Sep 08, 2008

    Team running out onto the field for the Central Michigan game.

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