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#11   in my day, we had to walk uphill both ways to funnel beer

58 [+ / -]     Jun 26, 2008

    Granny Gettin' Fucked Up!

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#1   "...thanks for holding me up, young lady"

122 [+ / -]     May 15, 2008

    Old man bringing the Dawg spirit (and probably his viagra too) to St. Simons for Ga/Fl

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dude, put that away

10 [+ / -]     May 12, 2008

    Saw this at one of those stands in the Mall couldn't resist the photo op..

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excuse me, does this bus go to the mall?

27 [+ / -]     May 05, 2008

    Someone was a bit too eager to leave after the '06 Mississippi State game.

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look at my tiny, tiny sign!

13 [+ / -]     May 05, 2008

    Technically Overseen in Jacksonville, not Athens, but certainly affiliated.

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there's your hope scholarship money in action

-24 [+ / -]     Apr 28, 2008

    Completely empty Vodka bottle at the UGA v. Kentucky game in 2007.

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it was a game day, so the urine was flammable

14 [+ / -]     Apr 28, 2008

    Burning an Alabama Koozie

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"...no wonder that mel gibson movie made no sense!"

-44 [+ / -]     Feb 04, 2008

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what's the hawaiian word for "ouch"

161 [+ / -]     Jan 06, 2008

    Hawaii Fan 1: Hey man, did you hear them booing our band?



    Hawaii Fan 2: Yeah man, they take this shit serious.

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something you can expect to not be anytime soon

21 [+ / -]     Dec 29, 2007

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wait, so all i have to do to pass is score some touchdowns?

66 [+ / -]     Dec 09, 2007

    Guy: What is your grade in this class?



    Football player: I have an 86, so hopefully I can get a C in here.



    Guy: Wait, what did you get on the last test?



    Football player: We have had a test in here?



    Guy: Yeah.



    Football player: Man, I love my tutor!

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i hear they're fond of cubans as well

-30 [+ / -]     Dec 04, 2007

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so we're calling it a flask now?

35 [+ / -]     Nov 21, 2007

    Sorostitute: Before the game on Saturday, me and my boyfriend went to tape my flask to my leg. After he was done, he said he wanted to have sex, so I said OK. Then the whole time he complained about the flask going up his ass.

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once more for emphasis

95 [+ / -]     Nov 20, 2007

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heritage? no, i'm just from the south

-27 [+ / -]     Nov 19, 2007

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the blackout was meant to include that, too

132 [+ / -]     Nov 16, 2007




    Party crasher: That's my wife.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
    (At a tailgating party for UGA vs Auburn)



    Party crasher: Who are you guys talking about?



    Hostess: That fat girl right there.



    Party crasher: Which one?



    Hostess: The one wearing a sweater as a mini dress and the furry boots. She's not wearing any panties and everyone's sick of seeing her va-jay-jay.



    Party crasher: That's my wife.

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i knew rats were dirty, but damn

190 [+ / -]     Nov 11, 2007

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