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you stay classy, alabama

-14 [+ / -]     Nov 17, 2009

    A customer Someone left this disposable flask at Trappeze on the night of the GA / AU game.

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graduate students gone wild

108 [+ / -]     Nov 16, 2009

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now, can you pass the flask, please?

-11 [+ / -]     Nov 15, 2009

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it's gonna take more than a pair of tits to get a cab on a gameday

39 [+ / -]     Oct 23, 2009

    Guy: Will you please put your tits back in your shirt and focus on getting us a goddamn cab?



    Drunk Girl: Don't say G-D!

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looks like the national pun festival is being held in athens

40 [+ / -]     Oct 09, 2009

    Best sign I saw on Game DAY.

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good luck with that

-4 [+ / -]     Oct 06, 2009

    (In a crowd of people while leaving Sanford Stadium)



    Drunk Sorostitute: Stop touching me! Everyone just stop touching me!

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revenge is sweet

150 [+ / -]     Oct 04, 2009

    (After the LSU game)



    LSU Fan: Hey, can you tell me how to get to Downtown?



    Elderly UGA Fan: (pointing towards south campus) Yeah, it's right down that way.

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dude, just ask her to dinner already

-20 [+ / -]     Oct 03, 2009

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i guess i have to bring my watch after all

-15 [+ / -]     Sep 27, 2009

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ah, sportsmanship

-44 [+ / -]     May 15, 2009

    Football player on cell: Yeah man, I gave her herpes.



    (pause)



    Football player on cell: Nah, man, I'm not gonna tell her! She doesn't need to worry about that. She needs to be more worried about getting rid of that baby in her stomach.

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so that's a yes?

105 [+ / -]     Apr 23, 2009

    Fratty 1: Is it gay that I get a huge hard on when I watch Knowshon run without a shirt on?



    Fratty 2: Maybe. All I know is I'd fuck him.

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you'd think he'd be used to it

105 [+ / -]     Mar 28, 2009

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that's what you get for partying at officemax

17 [+ / -]     Feb 24, 2009

    guy passed out on the couch at transmet after the bama game.

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#10   they may have a won the game, but we make better signs

93 [+ / -]     Jan 01, 2009

    Found this sign on North Campus. A friend asked what clap was. haha

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there's a pacman joke here somewhere

9 [+ / -]     Dec 30, 2008

    Her ass got hungry and decided to eat her pants...yummy!

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grabbing a quick nap before class

29 [+ / -]     Nov 03, 2008

    This was taken on Sanford Dr. (behind SLC) right after the Vandy game..these two grown men were passed out

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"...they just kept falling out of my pocket"

-23 [+ / -]     Oct 29, 2008

    Drunk Guy: Hey I need help. I lost my car keys.



    Bus Driver: Did you lose them on this bus?



    Drunk Guy: I think they are up my ass.



    Bus Driver: The police officer over there can help you!

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we're cool with that as long as that guy isn't there

-3 [+ / -]     Oct 21, 2008

    Standing outside of the stadium at the vandy game.

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we just sold out, try the next scalper... or bourbon street.

-65 [+ / -]     Oct 21, 2008

    (About one hour after the start of the Vandy game)



    Ticket scalper: Vandy tickets! Vandy tickets for sale, real cheap!



    (Two guys walk by)



    Ticket scalper: Would either of you gentlemen like a Vandy ticket?



    Guy 1: No, but I would like some pussy, motherfucker!



    Guy 2: Damn straight!

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context is everything

-23 [+ / -]     Oct 19, 2008

    Girl 1: Ohmigod! That girl is squirting water in those football players mouths.



    Girl 2: That is so gross!



    Girl 1: I bet shes a slut.

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we don't want to know what happens at a bad homecoming

-58 [+ / -]     Oct 19, 2008

    Sorostitute 1: Ohmigod, you guys. That was, like, the best homecoming ever.



    Sorostitute 2: I know!



    Sorostitute 1: Yeah, my date tried to rape me.

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#4   dooley learned about the power of superglue today

113 [+ / -]     Oct 07, 2008

    My 8 week old baby English Bulldog, Dooley, made a new friend!

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rooting for the pink team

0 [+ / -]     Oct 06, 2008

    Fabulous UGA fan's car.

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you can't do shooters when you're asleep

-61 [+ / -]     Oct 04, 2008

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#15   the quad and i both got trashed

84 [+ / -]     Oct 02, 2008

    North Campus looks like a landfill after the Alabama game.

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gimme an H!

8 [+ / -]     Sep 30, 2008

    A poster left on the ground after College Game Day.

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smelling salts would have worked just fine

44 [+ / -]     Sep 29, 2008

    SOMFing a passed out Bama fan

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stereotype confirmed

63 [+ / -]     Sep 27, 2008

    Georgia Fan: Are you guys, like, cousins?



    Alabama Guy and Girl: How'd you know!?

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last come, first served

51 [+ / -]     Sep 24, 2008

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can you see me? i'm in the red shirt.

-42 [+ / -]     Sep 08, 2008

    Team running out onto the field for the Central Michigan game.

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so is the size of that print

39 [+ / -]     Sep 05, 2008

    flying over Sanford Stadium at the season opener

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you can't shatter an illusion that does not exist

95 [+ / -]     Sep 04, 2008

    Drunk UGA Fan: Booooo, Eagles you suck! Go Dawgs!



    Southern Fan: Come on, it's not like we actually think we're gonna win.

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like it's 1799

57 [+ / -]     Sep 04, 2008

    A bust of Voltaire lives it up on game day.

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we don't get to choose those

5 [+ / -]     Sep 02, 2008

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drinking too much had nothing to do with it

10 [+ / -]     Sep 02, 2008

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what better way to draw attention to the fact than screaming like an idiot

-37 [+ / -]     Sep 01, 2008

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now that's school spirit

85 [+ / -]     Aug 31, 2008

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#19   in my day, we had to walk uphill both ways to funnel beer

81 [+ / -]     Jun 26, 2008

    Granny Gettin' Fucked Up!

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#1   "...thanks for holding me up, young lady"

173 [+ / -]     May 15, 2008

    Old man bringing the Dawg spirit (and probably his viagra too) to St. Simons for Ga/Fl

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dude, put that away

8 [+ / -]     May 12, 2008

    Saw this at one of those stands in the Mall couldn't resist the photo op..

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excuse me, does this bus go to the mall?

33 [+ / -]     May 05, 2008

    Someone was a bit too eager to leave after the '06 Mississippi State game.

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look at my tiny, tiny sign!

14 [+ / -]     May 05, 2008

    Technically Overseen in Jacksonville, not Athens, but certainly affiliated.

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there's your hope scholarship money in action

-31 [+ / -]     Apr 28, 2008

    Completely empty Vodka bottle at the UGA v. Kentucky game in 2007.

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it was a game day, so the urine was flammable

19 [+ / -]     Apr 28, 2008

    Burning an Alabama Koozie

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"...no wonder that mel gibson movie made no sense!"

-48 [+ / -]     Feb 04, 2008

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what's the hawaiian word for "ouch"

175 [+ / -]     Jan 06, 2008

    Hawaii Fan 1: Hey man, did you hear them booing our band?



    Hawaii Fan 2: Yeah man, they take this shit serious.

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something you can expect to not be anytime soon

23 [+ / -]     Dec 29, 2007

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wait, so all i have to do to pass is score some touchdowns?

68 [+ / -]     Dec 09, 2007

    Guy: What is your grade in this class?



    Football player: I have an 86, so hopefully I can get a C in here.



    Guy: Wait, what did you get on the last test?



    Football player: We have had a test in here?



    Guy: Yeah.



    Football player: Man, I love my tutor!

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i hear they're fond of cubans as well

-29 [+ / -]     Dec 04, 2007

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so we're calling it a flask now?

38 [+ / -]     Nov 21, 2007

    Sorostitute: Before the game on Saturday, me and my boyfriend went to tape my flask to my leg. After he was done, he said he wanted to have sex, so I said OK. Then the whole time he complained about the flask going up his ass.

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once more for emphasis

102 [+ / -]     Nov 20, 2007

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heritage? no, i'm just from the south

-29 [+ / -]     Nov 19, 2007

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the blackout was meant to include that, too

139 [+ / -]     Nov 16, 2007




    Party crasher: That's my wife.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
    (At a tailgating party for UGA vs Auburn)



    Party crasher: Who are you guys talking about?



    Hostess: That fat girl right there.



    Party crasher: Which one?



    Hostess: The one wearing a sweater as a mini dress and the furry boots. She's not wearing any panties and everyone's sick of seeing her va-jay-jay.



    Party crasher: That's my wife.

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i knew rats were dirty, but damn

200 [+ / -]     Nov 11, 2007

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hey, he has a name!

60 [+ / -]     Nov 03, 2007

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but mom, i'll pay you back for bail!

68 [+ / -]     Oct 24, 2007

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à la arnold schwarzenegger in "junior"

112 [+ / -]     Oct 15, 2007

    (After a 40 yard run by Thomas Brown)



    Guy 1: I want my girlfriend to have his kids.



    Guy 2: You know if it was possible, I would have his kids.

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she got her parenting tips from britney spears

-6 [+ / -]     Oct 03, 2007

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god loves students of the game

-59 [+ / -]     Sep 28, 2007