Quotes Filed Under "Facebook"


click here to add the fuckbuddies application

180 [+ / -]     Jul 16, 2008

    (Two girls are looking at Facebook)



    Girl 1: I dunno... Should I add him as a friend?



    Girl 2: Yeah dude, totally. Look, you have two friends in common, that means you're acquaintances. Also, you slept with him.

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click here to add the taxi driver application

138 [+ / -]     Jun 16, 2008

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"...happy mother's day! now do my laundry."

12 [+ / -]     May 11, 2008

    This was seen on the facebook ad board. So yeah, go buy your mom flowers WITH HER MONEY. Way to go FTD.

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just start poking her... maybe she'll get the hint

48 [+ / -]     May 05, 2008

    Fratty: Do you think I have a chance?



    Girl: Just because you're her friend on Facebook doesn't mean she'll sleep with you.

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click here to add "soul mates" to your profile

97 [+ / -]     Mar 05, 2008

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my college counselor never mentioned that option

-47 [+ / -]     Feb 26, 2008

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it's s small town and all, but still...

151 [+ / -]     Jan 25, 2008

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i have it on good authority from a P.I. - public internet

-6 [+ / -]     Jan 21, 2008

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there's an appropriate level of response for everything

44 [+ / -]     Dec 24, 2007




    Sorostitute 1: Yea, I guess that makes sense.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
    Sorostitute 1: Yeah, I thought she was dating him but she was really just sleeping with him. Then, we found out he was sleeping with some other girl, so we both wrote all this stuff on his Facebook profile, but he deleted it... then she totally defriended him!



    Sorostitute 2: Wow! When I was mad at Deanna I just removed her from my top friends - I didn't totally defriend her.



    Sorostitute 1: Yea, I guess that makes sense.

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because she's not getting poked enough already

77 [+ / -]     Dec 11, 2007

    (Sorostitute sees her boyfriend with another girl at a bar)



    Sorostitute: Who's that slut? I'm going to kill her! Actually I'll probably just Facebook friend her.

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that's practically a wedding

175 [+ / -]     Dec 07, 2007

    Sorostitute: She's so wrong, I'm no slut. I wouldn't sleep with anyone until we were Facebook official.

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that's one way to crash a server

174 [+ / -]     Dec 04, 2007

    (Heard across the computer floor in the SLC)



    Girl: (yelling) Oh my God! My nipple is on Facebook!

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its important to think long-term

-56 [+ / -]     Jul 18, 2007

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the real fun hasn't even started

-53 [+ / -]     Jul 08, 2007

    Hungover guy: Last night was out of control!



    Hungover girl: Downtown was crazy!



    Together: I can't wait for the pictures to be tagged on Facebook!

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gentlemen, the ladies of mary lyndon need you

-13 [+ / -]     May 10, 2007

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he could be president someday

38 [+ / -]     Apr 20, 2007

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since when are they different?

115 [+ / -]     Apr 11, 2007

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you should try everything once (except that and country line dancing)

95 [+ / -]     Apr 11, 2007

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i guess he poked her one time too many

194 [+ / -]     Mar 29, 2007

    Girl: My man knows I'm pregnant, I just sent him a message over Facebook.

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what would jesus write on my wall?

84 [+ / -]     Feb 23, 2007