- Account Options
- Create an Account
- Log In
- Options
- About Us
- Overseen in Athens is a collection of photos taken in and around Athens, GA.
- Submit a Photo
- Favorites
- Random
- Search
- Archive
- Partners in Crime
- Contact
-
- Recent Comments
- McIcehouse: If the service is authorized, is it stil...
- in grad school: Sí me gusta.
- Brookelyn: Priceless.
- Brookelyn: It's far from the front of the store. Do...
- Trucker: Pretty sure it was done on purpose.
-
- Most Commented
- 40: is that a carrot on the end of a fishing pole?
- 39: dooley learned about the power of superglue today
- 36: can you see me? i'm in the red shirt.
- 36: she was consistently the mvp
- 34: this stem cell research thing has really gotten out of hand
-
- Top Droppers
- 338: Sammi
- 131: marajade
- 128: SouthernDlite
- 105: Darren
- 91: cwesch
Stumble It!
Quotes Filed Under "Ew."
we'll assume he also likes it when it's warm
6 [+ / -] Mar 03, 2010
(A guy is walking with his friend down the hall)
Guy: A long thick stream. I like it when it shoots into my mouth.
(Pause)
Guy: A water fountain.
Guy: A long thick stream. I like it when it shoots into my mouth.
(Pause)
Guy: A water fountain.
-
@ Park Hall
Taken by: Disturbed/Amused English Student
Filed Under Ew. | North Campus
Link / Email This |
|
at least that explains the dandruff
-22 [+ / -] Feb 22, 2010
Guy: Our hang out time isn't that intimate.
Dreadlock Girl: It doesn't have to be, lice can jump just like fleas. And they would jump on you because they like clean hair better and I haven't showered since Sunday.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Guy: Is that lice?
Dreadlock Girl: No, I have really bad dandruff. We hang out all the time, don't you think you'd get lice if I had them?
Guy: Our hang out time isn't that intimate.
Dreadlock Girl: It doesn't have to be, lice can jump just like fleas. And they would jump on you because they like clean hair better and I haven't showered since Sunday.
Dreadlock Girl: No, I have really bad dandruff. We hang out all the time, don't you think you'd get lice if I had them?
Guy: Our hang out time isn't that intimate.
Dreadlock Girl: It doesn't have to be, lice can jump just like fleas. And they would jump on you because they like clean hair better and I haven't showered since Sunday.
-
@ classroom
Taken by: grossed out
Filed Under Ew. | In class
|
Link / Email This |
|
which, as a bonus, gave me a great tingling sensation
10 [+ / -] Feb 08, 2010
-
@ Taco Stand
Taken by: judgemental_bastard (56)
Filed Under Ew.
|
Link / Email This |
|
everyone is finding new ways to save in this tough economy
18 [+ / -] Feb 05, 2010
Sorostitute: Well, I guess if you washed it, it's okay.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Fratty: This jacket is $120 new, but I got it for free.
Sorostitute: Really? How?
Fratty: I found it on the ground. It was all wet and kinda dirty, and it had some throw up on it, but I washed it. I mean, it was my size, so I wasn't gonna just leave it there.
Sorostitute: Well, I guess if you washed it, it's okay.
Sorostitute: Really? How?
Fratty: I found it on the ground. It was all wet and kinda dirty, and it had some throw up on it, but I washed it. I mean, it was my size, so I wasn't gonna just leave it there.
Sorostitute: Well, I guess if you washed it, it's okay.
-
@ Orbit bus.
Taken by: Meeee.....
Filed Under Ew. | The bus
|
Link / Email This |
|
sure, depending on the industry
29 [+ / -] Jan 25, 2010
Girl: So, can you use the word "semen" in a resume?
-
@ Vet School
Taken by: If the AV fits
Filed Under Ew. | One-liners
|
Link / Email This |
|
one test they won't need to study for
31 [+ / -] Dec 07, 2009
Student: Nothing is created out of masturbation.
Professor: Right, nothing comes of masturbation. Well, something comes.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Professor: So, let's ask a really simple question. What's the difference between masturbating and having sex?
Student: Nothing is created out of masturbation.
Professor: Right, nothing comes of masturbation. Well, something comes.
Student: Nothing is created out of masturbation.
Professor: Right, nothing comes of masturbation. Well, something comes.
-
@ Lamar Dodd
Taken by: iforget
Filed Under Ew. | In class
|
Link / Email This |
|
that one was easy! i hope it's on the final!
47 [+ / -] Nov 18, 2009
Professor: What would happen if you picked up a fresh cow patty?
Girl: You'd get shit on your hands?
Girl: You'd get shit on your hands?
|
Link / Email This |
|
at least they weren't used
30 [+ / -] Nov 15, 2009
Fratty 1: So yeah, last night, I totally forgot to lock my door before I passed out.
Fratty 2: Yeah, so?
Fratty 1: Well, this morning I woke up with 8 opened condoms in my mouth.
Fratty 2: Yeah, so?
Fratty 1: Well, this morning I woke up with 8 opened condoms in my mouth.
|
Link / Email This |
|
they reworked the biology class syllabus the following year
-34 [+ / -] Oct 14, 2009
Sorostitute 1: No, but I definitely don't think he meant anything by it.
Sorostitute 2: Oh, well I guess that's okay, then.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Sorostitute 1: Yeah, he sexually molested me when I was in sixth grade.
Sorostitute 2: What? You're kidding!
Sorostitute 1: No, but I definitely don't think he meant anything by it.
Sorostitute 2: Oh, well I guess that's okay, then.
Sorostitute 2: What? You're kidding!
Sorostitute 1: No, but I definitely don't think he meant anything by it.
Sorostitute 2: Oh, well I guess that's okay, then.
-
@ Biology bus stop
Taken by: eww
Filed Under Ew. | Wtf?
|
Link / Email This |
|
speaking of which, i've got a case of natty light in my trunk
20 [+ / -] Sep 20, 2009
Guy 1: Dude, you drink Mr. Pibb?
Guy 2: I'll drink pee if it's free.
Guy 2: I'll drink pee if it's free.
-
@ School of Music lobby.
Taken by: TheCaptain
Filed Under Ew.
|
Link / Email This |
|
your place or mine?
46 [+ / -] Sep 13, 2009
-
@ corner of clayton and lumpkin
Taken by: Excited
Filed Under Ew. | Hooking up
|
Link / Email This |
|
rain rain, go away
-9 [+ / -] Aug 30, 2009
Guy 1: Last night was crazy.
Guy 2: Really? Why, what happened?
Guy 1: I came home last night, saw my roommate on the futon... so I unzipped and peed all over his head.
Guy 2: Really? Why, what happened?
Guy 1: I came home last night, saw my roommate on the futon... so I unzipped and peed all over his head.
-
@ Creswell/Bolton walkway
Taken by: Fredrick Wu
Caption by: sgutie2 (25)
Filed Under Dorm life | Ew. | Pwn!
|
Link / Email This |
|
and your buddy's shoes
8 [+ / -] Aug 24, 2009
(After walking out of the shadows behind a building)
Drunk Guy: Underdog law, I now own that bank.
Drunk Guy: Underdog law, I now own that bank.
-
@ Across from Clermont Lounge
Taken by: lawdawg (45)
Filed Under Ew. | One-liners
|
Link / Email This |
|
if by meat you mean flappy roast beef...
11 [+ / -] Jul 21, 2009
Marquee outside of the library.
-
@ East Clayton
Taken by: Patrick
Filed Under Drinking | Ew.
|
Link / Email This |
|
these were left by a gigantic vegan
-29 [+ / -] Jul 13, 2009
Georgia Botanical Gardens.
These hedges look like they were trimmed to look like a pile of rolled up shit.
I think they're still there.
These hedges look like they were trimmed to look like a pile of rolled up shit.
I think they're still there.
-
@ GA Botanical Gardens
Taken by: thinksb4hespeaks
Filed Under Ew.
|
Link / Email This |
|
the downtown neighborhood watch
48 [+ / -] Jul 07, 2009
Girl: (whispering very loudly to her friend) I don't have on any panties, so if you see any cooch, let me know!
-
@ Barnette's
Taken by: CantHelpButLaugh (157)
Filed Under Ew. | One-liners
|
Link / Email This |
|
and the worst part of all... he spilled ketchup on his shirt at dinner
-33 [+ / -] Jun 21, 2009
Prior to passing out, this guy not only threw up all over himself, but he also peed his pants.
-
@ in the back of a taxi cab
Taken by: tomcat706 (60)
Filed Under Drinking | Ew.
|
Link / Email This |
|
that explains the burning down there
113 [+ / -] Jun 02, 2009
Prostitute: I used to be the toast of the town. I even had a pair of panties I got at K-Mart that said "toast of the town" right on the crotch.
-
@ college ave.
Taken by: tomcat706 (60)
Filed Under Ew. | One-liners
|
Link / Email This |
|
i'll be absent for that, thank you
55 [+ / -] Apr 30, 2009
Professor: Crap, I'll have to be blind for the rest of class. Let me increase my nuts.
(The class stares)
Professor: Notes, I mean notes.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(Professor's contact falls out)
Professor: Crap, I'll have to be blind for the rest of class. Let me increase my nuts.
(The class stares)
Professor: Notes, I mean notes.
Professor: Crap, I'll have to be blind for the rest of class. Let me increase my nuts.
(The class stares)
Professor: Notes, I mean notes.
|
Link / Email This |
|
i must be going to the wrong parties
161 [+ / -] Apr 29, 2009
all really drunk.
Drunk Girl: No. I mean she-showed-me-her-pussy drunk.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk Girl: No. I mean she-showed-me-her-pussy drunk.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk Girl: She was really drunk.
Guy: I think you're all really drunk.
Drunk Girl: No. I mean she-showed-me-her-pussy drunk.
Guy: I think you're all really drunk.
Drunk Girl: No. I mean she-showed-me-her-pussy drunk.
-
@ Woodlands Pool
Taken by: lawdawg (45)
Filed Under Drinking | Ew.
|
Link / Email This |
|
and for my next trick...
-12 [+ / -] Apr 21, 2009
TA: So when I turn around, my ass is going be wet.
(Class stares for ten seconds)
TA: It's not what you think.
(Class stares for ten seconds)
TA: It's not what you think.
-
@ Park Hall
Taken by: anonymous
Caption by: McIcehouse (96)
Filed Under Ew. | In class
|
Link / Email This |
|
and maybe slow down on the motorcycle, too
72 [+ / -] Apr 09, 2009
Girl: So he takes a turn at like, 80 miles per hour, almost throws the bike, and I swear to God my piercing almost rips my clit out.
Gay Guy: No more riding for you.
Gay Guy: No more riding for you.
-
@ Snelling
Taken by: mademyvajayjaycringe
Filed Under Ew.
|
Link / Email This |
|
there's so much to say...
53 [+ / -] Apr 04, 2009
Fratty: Oh man, Dave Matthews!
Guy: Yes, one of the few musicians that can mumble and still make millions. Don't get me wrong, he's good though.
Fratty: Yeah, man! I used to beat off to Dave Matthews when I was 14.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(In the men's room, Dave Matthews is playing)
Fratty: Oh man, Dave Matthews!
Guy: Yes, one of the few musicians that can mumble and still make millions. Don't get me wrong, he's good though.
Fratty: Yeah, man! I used to beat off to Dave Matthews when I was 14.
Fratty: Oh man, Dave Matthews!
Guy: Yes, one of the few musicians that can mumble and still make millions. Don't get me wrong, he's good though.
Fratty: Yeah, man! I used to beat off to Dave Matthews when I was 14.
-
@ Walker's
Taken by: ThisIsMyLife (60)
Filed Under Ew. | Walkers | Wtf?
|
Link / Email This |
|
but not with anyone who heard that
152 [+ / -] Apr 02, 2009
Sorostitute: Once I pass this kidney stone, I am going to have all kinds of sex.
-
@ LeConte Hall
Taken by: Anonymous
Filed Under Ew. | One-liners
|
Link / Email This |
|
in a past life, maybe?
21 [+ / -] Mar 26, 2009
Drunk Girl: How old are you?
Bartender cleaning up her vomit: Twenty-six.
Drunk Girl: Have you ever been Twenty-four?
Bartender cleaning up her vomit: Twenty-six.
Drunk Girl: Have you ever been Twenty-four?
-
@ Whole Whole Theatre
Taken by: ew.
Filed Under Dumbass | Ew.
|
Link / Email This |
|
i'm kind of a big deal...
106 [+ / -] Mar 26, 2009
Fratty 1: Dude, you have a boner.
Fratty 2: (looks at his crotch) Don't act like you're not impressed.
Fratty 2: (looks at his crotch) Don't act like you're not impressed.
-
@ Ramsey weight room.
Taken by: Anon.
Filed Under Ew. | Gay | Ramsey
|
Link / Email This |
|
toeing the line
198 [+ / -] Mar 17, 2009
Sorostitute: Dad, don't say that. That's gross!
Gay Dad 2: (to Gay Dad 1) Dear, just because you can see it, doesn't mean you need to say it. (to Sorostitute) I'm sorry, honey, but the camel toe was really prominent.
Sorostitute: Stop saying camel toe! If I hear that word one more time, I'm going to lose it!
Guy at Next Table: Camel Toe!
Sorostitute: Do something, dad!
(She storm out, the two gay dads stare at the guy at the next table, then stand up and leave the restaurant)' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Sorostitute: I liked that last one. That last one looked really nice on me.
Gay Dad 1: I don't care how hot you think it looked. The first thing I saw was the camel toe.
Sorostitute: Dad, don't say that. That's gross!
Gay Dad 2: (to Gay Dad 1) Dear, just because you can see it, doesn't mean you need to say it. (to Sorostitute) I'm sorry, honey, but the camel toe was really prominent.
Sorostitute: Stop saying camel toe! If I hear that word one more time, I'm going to lose it!
Guy at Next Table: Camel Toe!
Sorostitute: Do something, dad!
(She storm out, the two gay dads stare at the guy at the next table, then stand up and leave the restaurant)
Gay Dad 1: I don't care how hot you think it looked. The first thing I saw was the camel toe.
Sorostitute: Dad, don't say that. That's gross!
Gay Dad 2: (to Gay Dad 1) Dear, just because you can see it, doesn't mean you need to say it. (to Sorostitute) I'm sorry, honey, but the camel toe was really prominent.
Sorostitute: Stop saying camel toe! If I hear that word one more time, I'm going to lose it!
Guy at Next Table: Camel Toe!
Sorostitute: Do something, dad!
(She storm out, the two gay dads stare at the guy at the next table, then stand up and leave the restaurant)
-
@ Happy China on the Eastside
Taken by: McIcehouse (96)
Filed Under Ew. | Pwn!
|
Link / Email This |
|
patriotism is a bit different down there
-71 [+ / -] Mar 16, 2009
Stoned Kid: Ya know what's a nice place? New Zealand, and they're weathering this storm pretty well. I mean, all they do is fuck sheep. If it came down to choosing between nuclear holocaust and fucking sheep, I'm totally fucking the sheep.
-
@ Oh noes teh appartments
Taken by: TasteofFlames
Filed Under Drugs | Ew. | One-liners
|
Link / Email This |
|
well, i did it on my own time and wasn't paid, but i swear it was a job
14 [+ / -] Mar 14, 2009
Professor: So I had this job removing eyes from dead people... it was creepy as shit. That whole, "the eyes are the window to the soul" thing, yeah it messes you up. What if someone's soul just popped out while I was cutting the muscles around the eye?
-
@ PSYC4150
Taken by: Kat (199)
Filed Under Ew. | In class | One-liners
|
Link / Email This |
|
like all good erections, this one will melt too soon
68 [+ / -] Mar 05, 2009
Well... hopefully you can tell what it is. These were quite the skillful sculptors.
-
@ Reed Quad on UGA Campus
Taken by: Chelcy Stanley
Filed Under Ew. | Neat
|
Link / Email This |
|
isn't there a section on craigslist for this?
79 [+ / -] Mar 03, 2009
Girl: Why were you doing laundry at 8 am on a snow day?
Guy: Well, have you ever dreamed you were peeing in a toilet and pissed your bed?
Girl: No. But now I'm super turned on.
Guy: Well, have you ever dreamed you were peeing in a toilet and pissed your bed?
Girl: No. But now I'm super turned on.
-
@ friend's house
Taken by: Kat (199)
Filed Under Ew.
|
Link / Email This |
|
so that's the secret ingredient
91 [+ / -] Mar 02, 2009
Stoner Guy 1: Dude, popcorn would be awesome right now.
Stoner Guy 2: No dude, pizza would be good right now.
Stoner Girl: Neither. Penis would be good right now.
Stoner Guys: (looking at each other) What?!
Stoner Girl: (pretending nothing happened) Yeah, let's order Gumby's.
Stoner Guy 2: No dude, pizza would be good right now.
Stoner Girl: Neither. Penis would be good right now.
Stoner Guys: (looking at each other) What?!
Stoner Girl: (pretending nothing happened) Yeah, let's order Gumby's.
|
Link / Email This |
|
...to try to figure out how to erase the mental image
69 [+ / -] Feb 26, 2009
Girl: So we were at Thanksgiving Dinner and my grandma looks up and says, "My vagina burns!" Then she went on to complain about how she thought my grandpa was cheating on her and gave her some STD or something. All the kids got up and left the table.
-
@ Oglethorpe Dining Hall
Taken by: Sam
Filed Under Ew. | Hooking up
|
Link / Email This |
|
a picture is worth a thousand words, just don't say them out loud
21 [+ / -] Jan 17, 2009
Girl 1: (pause) Do you want to see pictures?
Girl 2: Hell yeah!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: Over the break I got a fork stabbed in my eye! It bled and bled and all this white stuff came out of it and I pulled it out myself and drove to the ER!
Girl 2: Ohmigod that is so disgusting! Don't tell me one more thing about that!
Girl 1: (pause) Do you want to see pictures?
Girl 2: Hell yeah!
Girl 2: Ohmigod that is so disgusting! Don't tell me one more thing about that!
Girl 1: (pause) Do you want to see pictures?
Girl 2: Hell yeah!
-
@ Family Housing Bus
Taken by: SmarterThenYou (15)
Caption by: frenchie (20)
Filed Under Ew. | The bus
|
Link / Email This |
|
as opposed to a non-up-the-butt enema
-70 [+ / -] Jan 13, 2009
Girl 1: So yeah, like I totally had the worst Christmas break ever! My family was driving me crazy and I just wanted to come back and get away!
Girl 2: That sucks, mine was pretty great.
Girl 1: And to top it all off, the dog was having seizures and we had to give him an enema up his butt. Do you even comprehend how not-fun that was?
Girl 2: Damn.
Girl 2: That sucks, mine was pretty great.
Girl 1: And to top it all off, the dog was having seizures and we had to give him an enema up his butt. Do you even comprehend how not-fun that was?
Girl 2: Damn.
-
@ SLC Bus Stop
Taken by: Amused Bus Rider
Filed Under Ew. | Wtf?
|
Link / Email This |
|
just tell him to talk to the hand
71 [+ / -] Jan 12, 2009
Fratty 2: Thats so true, I never wash my hands, and I think I'm gonna go masturbate right now!
Fratty 1: No way, I don't want to eat alone again!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Fratty 1: So I was reading this article about what guys really mean when they say things, and apparently when a guy says "I don't masturbate very much," it means "I masturbate more than I wash my hands."
Fratty 2: Thats so true, I never wash my hands, and I think I'm gonna go masturbate right now!
Fratty 1: No way, I don't want to eat alone again!
Fratty 2: Thats so true, I never wash my hands, and I think I'm gonna go masturbate right now!
Fratty 1: No way, I don't want to eat alone again!
-
@ Outside Sanford
Taken by: Washes Hands Frequently
Filed Under Ew.
|
Link / Email This |
|
he's a bit unclear on the other half of the word
70 [+ / -] Jan 08, 2009
Fratty 2: What do you mean they make your butt itch?
Fratty 1: The pharmacist said they're analgesics.
Fratty 2: Do you know what that means?
Fratty 1: I know what anal means.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Fratty 1: I don't like percocets. They don't work and they make my butt itch.
Fratty 2: What do you mean they make your butt itch?
Fratty 1: The pharmacist said they're analgesics.
Fratty 2: Do you know what that means?
Fratty 1: I know what anal means.
Fratty 2: What do you mean they make your butt itch?
Fratty 1: The pharmacist said they're analgesics.
Fratty 2: Do you know what that means?
Fratty 1: I know what anal means.
-
@ Little Italy
Taken by: McIcehouse (96)
Filed Under Drugs | Ew. | Lost in translation
|
Link / Email This |
|
how's it hanging?
126 [+ / -] Jan 07, 2009
(In the underwear department at Wal-Mart)
Redneck Mom: (holding up a pair of panties) How about these?
Redneck Daughter: (yelling) My coochie don't hang that low, mama!
Redneck Mom: (holding up a pair of panties) How about these?
Redneck Daughter: (yelling) My coochie don't hang that low, mama!
-
@ Wal-Mart
Taken by: embarrassed
Filed Under Ew. | Wtf?
|
Link / Email This |
|
there's a pacman joke here somewhere
9 [+ / -] Dec 30, 2008
Her ass got hungry and decided to eat her pants...yummy!
-
@ Sanford Stadium
Taken by: Stephanie
Filed Under Ew. | Football
|
Link / Email This |
|
there needs to be a better tie breaker for "not it"
76 [+ / -] Dec 26, 2008
Girl 1: So this drunk homeless guy peed himself in one of the library chairs yesterday.
Girl 2: Who cleaned it?
Girl 1: No one... they just put a sign on it that said, "Do not sit in this chair."
Girl 2: Who cleaned it?
Girl 1: No one... they just put a sign on it that said, "Do not sit in this chair."
-
@ ACC Library
Taken by: Sammi (338)
Caption by: cjc3552 (100)
Filed Under Wtf? | Ew.
|
Link / Email This |
|
so much for trying the spaghetti noodle kiss thing
5 [+ / -] Dec 25, 2008
(Two guys are sitting across from each other at a restaurant)
Guy 1: Man, you fucking smell funny.
Guy 2: Yeah, I don't really see the point of showering in the winter.
Guy 1: Man, you fucking smell funny.
Guy 2: Yeah, I don't really see the point of showering in the winter.
-
@ downtown
Taken by: resterauntworker
Filed Under Ew.
|
Link / Email This |
|
good thing they weren't using the blender for margaritas
24 [+ / -] Dec 04, 2008
Girl: You were ridiculous last night. You were hitting on everyone.
Guy: I know, I was so drunk last night I would have stuck my dick in anything.
Guy: I know, I was so drunk last night I would have stuck my dick in anything.
-
@ Five Points Deli
Taken by: Kate
Filed Under Drinking | Ew.
|
Link / Email This |
|
what does he do to people he hates?
-11 [+ / -] Dec 03, 2008
-
@ English class
Taken by: anonymous
Filed Under Ew. | In class
|
Link / Email This |
|
we had to google this one... and now our minds are scarred
36 [+ / -] Dec 01, 2008
Found on Lumpkin Street while walking to tailgate in 2007
-
@ Lumpkin Square
Taken by: jh
Filed Under Ew. | Wtf?
|
Link / Email This |
|
#11 it's not just fluoride they're adding to the water
89 [+ / -] Nov 23, 2008
Probably the best thing I have ever received in the mail. Compliments of the Athens-Clarke County water business office
-
@ My House
Taken by: kazaam (15)
Filed Under Ew.
|
Link / Email This |
|
master one skill before moving on to another, grasshopper
190 [+ / -] Nov 11, 2008
-
@ Johnny's Pizza
Taken by: Naughty
Filed Under Ew. | Hooking up
|
Link / Email This |
|
zack and miri don't make a porno
-30 [+ / -] Nov 10, 2008
Guy: She makes more money than I do!
Girl: I don't care. I'd rather be poor and keep my twat in my pants.
Girl: I don't care. I'd rather be poor and keep my twat in my pants.
-
@ Journalism
Taken by: Sammi (338)
Caption by: Springdalien (212)
Filed Under Ew.
|
Link / Email This |
|
help! my daisy dukes are altering the space-time continuum!
-9 [+ / -] Nov 08, 2008
half naked african american cross dresser outside of Bourbon Street.
-
@ Broad Street
Taken by: md
Filed Under Ew. | Wtf?
|
Link / Email This |
|
only 15 in a school zone
-30 [+ / -] Nov 08, 2008
Girl: Hold on! Let me go get my goggles. I heard that cum comes out at 20 miles per hour.
-
@ Dorm
Taken by: goggles
Filed Under Dorm life | Ew. | One-liners
|
Link / Email This |
|
it's a bit more like solitaire
53 [+ / -] Oct 31, 2008
Rider in Car 5: Masturbation is like spades. If you have a good hand you don't need a partner!
-
@ WatchDawgs Car 5
Taken by: WatchDawgs, Inc.
Filed Under Ew. | One-liners
Provided courtesy of WatchDawgs, Inc.
|
Link / Email This |
|
"...they just kept falling out of my pocket"
-23 [+ / -] Oct 29, 2008
Drunk Guy: Hey I need help. I lost my car keys.
Bus Driver: Did you lose them on this bus?
Drunk Guy: I think they are up my ass.
Bus Driver: The police officer over there can help you!
Bus Driver: Did you lose them on this bus?
Drunk Guy: I think they are up my ass.
Bus Driver: The police officer over there can help you!
-
@ Gameday Bus
Taken by: roadragin (30)
Filed Under At work | Ew. | Football | The bus
|
Link / Email This |
|
not to mention his bestiality thing
162 [+ / -] Oct 27, 2008
Guy: God, he's so far in the closet he's blowing the goat-man in Narnia.
-
@ milledge
Taken by: anonymous
Filed Under Ew. | Gay | One-liners
|
Link / Email This |
|
that's what you get for mouthing off
35 [+ / -] Oct 26, 2008
Guy: Why not?
Girl: Because you told him he could give you a blowjob.
Guy: I did not! I just said, "a mouth's a mouth."' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl: You shouldn't have even gone to the bar that night.
Guy: Why not?
Girl: Because you told him he could give you a blowjob.
Guy: I did not! I just said, "a mouth's a mouth."
Guy: Why not?
Girl: Because you told him he could give you a blowjob.
Guy: I did not! I just said, "a mouth's a mouth."
-
@ ECV
Taken by: Dante
Filed Under Dorm life | Ew. | Lost in translation
|
Link / Email This |
|
though his sense of humor sounds far from it
97 [+ / -] Oct 26, 2008
Guy 2: Pretty much.
Guy 1: And you just stood there? What kind of friend are you?
Guy 2: A dry one.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Guy 1: So some drunk guy just walked into your room and pissed in your roommate's dresser?
Guy 2: Pretty much.
Guy 1: And you just stood there? What kind of friend are you?
Guy 2: A dry one.
Guy 2: Pretty much.
Guy 1: And you just stood there? What kind of friend are you?
Guy 2: A dry one.
|
Link / Email This |
|
does anyone else feel a breeze?
60 [+ / -] Oct 23, 2008
sitting outside of the ga theatre after the vandy game
-
@ dt
Taken by: eww
Filed Under Downtown | Ew. | GA Theatre
|
Link / Email This |
|
isn't that also a bertie bott flavor?
56 [+ / -] Oct 19, 2008
Dumpster at Family Housing.
|
Link / Email This |
|
schwing and a miss
73 [+ / -] Oct 17, 2008
Professor: Can anyone tell me what the exclamation point at the end of the stanza is meant to represent?
Student: Is it a phallus?
Professor: Schwing!
Student: Is it a phallus?
Professor: Schwing!
-
@ Park Hall
Taken by: Phallosopher
Filed Under Ew. | In class
|
Link / Email This |
|
at least he's got something to look forward to
73 [+ / -] Oct 09, 2008
Doctor: That's entirely possible, I've had 8 cases of it this week. Have you shit yourself?
Student: Uh, no.
Doctor: Oh good, you caught it early.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Student: I think I've got food poisoning.
Doctor: That's entirely possible, I've had 8 cases of it this week. Have you shit yourself?
Student: Uh, no.
Doctor: Oh good, you caught it early.
Doctor: That's entirely possible, I've had 8 cases of it this week. Have you shit yourself?
Student: Uh, no.
Doctor: Oh good, you caught it early.
-
@ Health Center
Taken by: Ethan
Filed Under Ew.
|
Link / Email This |
|
the customer probably would have noticed that
-35 [+ / -] Oct 07, 2008
Bar Waitress: They tossed your salad for you. Is that okay?
-
@ Brett's Restaurant
Taken by: enjoying her tossed salad
Filed Under Ew. | One-liners
|
Link / Email This |
|
and someone just wanted an excuse to make that euphemism
122 [+ / -] Oct 01, 2008
Barberitos worker: (smearing sour cream on a taco) Let me smooth it out for you.
Flirtacious woman: You just wanted an excuse to put your finger in my taco.
Flirtacious woman: You just wanted an excuse to put your finger in my taco.
-
@ Barberitos- Epps Bridge
Taken by: j-dizzle
Filed Under At work | Ew.
|
Link / Email This |
|
we call that "party girl roulette"
48 [+ / -] Sep 28, 2008
Girl 1: So your friend is a total slut?
Girl 2: Yeah, I have no idea how many STD's she has. I never drink after her.
Girl 2: Yeah, I have no idea how many STD's she has. I never drink after her.
-
@ outdoors
Taken by: Pam
Filed Under Ew. | Hooking up
|
Link / Email This |
|