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they don't make a topical cream for lawsuits

-7 [+ / -]     Jul 23, 2008

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horrible mental image for the day? check.

44 [+ / -]     Jul 21, 2008

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after which he can finally earn his closet homosexuality merit badge

-43 [+ / -]     Jul 09, 2008

    (A gaggle of ballcaps is walking by Trappeze)



    Ballcap: My goal is for, by the end of pledge-ship, that every pledge see my entire cock and balls.

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just don't rear end him

8 [+ / -]     Jul 04, 2008

    I haven't seen truck nutz since I lived in Alabama.

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so, he's talking shit?

-9 [+ / -]     Jun 28, 2008

    Irritated Guy: Everything you say comes out of your ass!

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and did you make sure she had her lunch money?

121 [+ / -]     Jun 24, 2008

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you're making me horny. you wouldn't like me when i'm horny.

-7 [+ / -]     Jun 22, 2008

    Guy: Please don't make horny, I might puke.

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or anywhere near me for that matter

80 [+ / -]     Jun 11, 2008

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everything i need to know i learned from my daddy

76 [+ / -]     Jun 09, 2008

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isn't it the guy who usually says that?

56 [+ / -]     May 29, 2008

    Sorostitute: Tim, girls can't get crabs. Everyone knows that.

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we'd hate to see another one fall in and drown

-21 [+ / -]     May 27, 2008

    Drunk Guy 1: I gotta piss.



    (Drunk Guy 1 gets up to go to restroom. Drunk Guy 2 begins to follow.)



    Drunk Girl: Where are you going?



    Drunk Guy 2: He might need my help. He's just a skinny little white kid.

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someone's holding the map upside down

-16 [+ / -]     May 24, 2008

    Older woman to another: Let's walk through this colon.

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it only does monologues

53 [+ / -]     May 21, 2008

    Guy: (talking about another guy singing) He sounds like such a pussy.



    Girl: My vagina does not sing pop.

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