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and the worst part of all... he spilled ketchup on his shirt at dinner
6 [+ / -] Jun 21, 2009
Prior to passing out, this guy not only threw up all over himself, but he also peed his pants.
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@ in the back of a taxi cab
Taken by: tomcat706 (45)
Filed Under Drinking | Ew.
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that explains the burning down there
91 [+ / -] Jun 02, 2009
Prostitute: I used to be the toast of the town. I even had a pair of panties I got at K-Mart that said "toast of the town" right on the crotch.
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@ college ave.
Taken by: tomcat706 (45)
Filed Under Ew. | One-liners
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i'll be absent for that, thank you
50 [+ / -] Apr 30, 2009
Professor: Crap, I'll have to be blind for the rest of class. Let me increase my nuts.
(The class stares)
Professor: Notes, I mean notes.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(Professor's contact falls out)
Professor: Crap, I'll have to be blind for the rest of class. Let me increase my nuts.
(The class stares)
Professor: Notes, I mean notes.
Professor: Crap, I'll have to be blind for the rest of class. Let me increase my nuts.
(The class stares)
Professor: Notes, I mean notes.
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i must be going to the wrong parties
158 [+ / -] Apr 29, 2009
all really drunk.
Drunk Girl: No. I mean she-showed-me-her-pussy drunk.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk Girl: No. I mean she-showed-me-her-pussy drunk.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk Girl: She was really drunk.
Guy: I think you're all really drunk.
Drunk Girl: No. I mean she-showed-me-her-pussy drunk.
Guy: I think you're all really drunk.
Drunk Girl: No. I mean she-showed-me-her-pussy drunk.
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@ Woodlands Pool
Taken by: lawdawg (15)
Filed Under Drinking | Ew.
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and for my next trick...
-10 [+ / -] Apr 21, 2009
TA: So when I turn around, my ass is going be wet.
(Class stares for ten seconds)
TA: It's not what you think.
(Class stares for ten seconds)
TA: It's not what you think.
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@ Park Hall
Taken by: anonymous
Caption by: McIcehouse (95)
Filed Under Ew. | In class
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and maybe slow down on the motorcycle, too
71 [+ / -] Apr 09, 2009
Girl: So he takes a turn at like, 80 miles per hour, almost throws the bike, and I swear to God my piercing almost rips my clit out.
Gay Guy: No more riding for you.
Gay Guy: No more riding for you.
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@ Snelling
Taken by: mademyvajayjaycringe
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there's so much to say...
53 [+ / -] Apr 04, 2009
Fratty: Oh man, Dave Matthews!
Guy: Yes, one of the few musicians that can mumble and still make millions. Don't get me wrong, he's good though.
Fratty: Yeah, man! I used to beat off to Dave Matthews when I was 14.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(In the men's room, Dave Matthews is playing)
Fratty: Oh man, Dave Matthews!
Guy: Yes, one of the few musicians that can mumble and still make millions. Don't get me wrong, he's good though.
Fratty: Yeah, man! I used to beat off to Dave Matthews when I was 14.
Fratty: Oh man, Dave Matthews!
Guy: Yes, one of the few musicians that can mumble and still make millions. Don't get me wrong, he's good though.
Fratty: Yeah, man! I used to beat off to Dave Matthews when I was 14.
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@ Walker's
Taken by: ThisIsMyLife (45)
Filed Under Ew. | Walkers | Wtf?
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but not with anyone who heard that
146 [+ / -] Apr 02, 2009
Sorostitute: Once I pass this kidney stone, I am going to have all kinds of sex.
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@ LeConte Hall
Taken by: Anonymous
Filed Under Ew. | One-liners
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in a past life, maybe?
10 [+ / -] Mar 26, 2009
Drunk Girl: How old are you?
Bartender cleaning up her vomit: Twenty-six.
Drunk Girl: Have you ever been Twenty-four?
Bartender cleaning up her vomit: Twenty-six.
Drunk Girl: Have you ever been Twenty-four?
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@ Whole Whole Theatre
Taken by: ew.
Filed Under Dumbass | Ew.
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i'm kind of a big deal...
105 [+ / -] Mar 26, 2009
Fratty 1: Dude, you have a boner.
Fratty 2: (looks at his crotch) Don't act like you're not impressed.
Fratty 2: (looks at his crotch) Don't act like you're not impressed.
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@ Ramsey weight room.
Taken by: Anon.
Filed Under Ew. | Gay | Ramsey
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toeing the line
193 [+ / -] Mar 17, 2009
Sorostitute: Dad, don't say that. That's gross!
Gay Dad 2: (to Gay Dad 1) Dear, just because you can see it, doesn't mean you need to say it. (to Sorostitute) I'm sorry, honey, but the camel toe was really prominent.
Sorostitute: Stop saying camel toe! If I hear that word one more time, I'm going to lose it!
Guy at Next Table: Camel Toe!
Sorostitute: Do something, dad!
(She storm out, the two gay dads stare at the guy at the next table, then stand up and leave the restaurant)' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Sorostitute: I liked that last one. That last one looked really nice on me.
Gay Dad 1: I don't care how hot you think it looked. The first thing I saw was the camel toe.
Sorostitute: Dad, don't say that. That's gross!
Gay Dad 2: (to Gay Dad 1) Dear, just because you can see it, doesn't mean you need to say it. (to Sorostitute) I'm sorry, honey, but the camel toe was really prominent.
Sorostitute: Stop saying camel toe! If I hear that word one more time, I'm going to lose it!
Guy at Next Table: Camel Toe!
Sorostitute: Do something, dad!
(She storm out, the two gay dads stare at the guy at the next table, then stand up and leave the restaurant)
Gay Dad 1: I don't care how hot you think it looked. The first thing I saw was the camel toe.
Sorostitute: Dad, don't say that. That's gross!
Gay Dad 2: (to Gay Dad 1) Dear, just because you can see it, doesn't mean you need to say it. (to Sorostitute) I'm sorry, honey, but the camel toe was really prominent.
Sorostitute: Stop saying camel toe! If I hear that word one more time, I'm going to lose it!
Guy at Next Table: Camel Toe!
Sorostitute: Do something, dad!
(She storm out, the two gay dads stare at the guy at the next table, then stand up and leave the restaurant)
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@ Happy China on the Eastside
Taken by: McIcehouse (95)
Filed Under Ew. | Pwn!
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patriotism is a bit different down there
-71 [+ / -] Mar 16, 2009
Stoned Kid: Ya know what's a nice place? New Zealand, and they're weathering this storm pretty well. I mean, all they do is fuck sheep. If it came down to choosing between nuclear holocaust and fucking sheep, I'm totally fucking the sheep.
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@ Oh noes teh appartments
Taken by: TasteofFlames
Filed Under Drugs | Ew. | One-liners
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well, i did it on my own time and wasn't paid, but i swear it was a job
14 [+ / -] Mar 14, 2009
Professor: So I had this job removing eyes from dead people... it was creepy as shit. That whole, "the eyes are the window to the soul" thing, yeah it messes you up. What if someone's soul just popped out while I was cutting the muscles around the eye?
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@ PSYC4150
Taken by: Kat (139)
Filed Under Ew. | In class | One-liners
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like all good erections, this one will melt too soon
67 [+ / -] Mar 05, 2009
Well... hopefully you can tell what it is. These were quite the skillful sculptors.
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@ Reed Quad on UGA Campus
Taken by: Chelcy Stanley
Filed Under Ew. | Neat
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isn't there a section on craigslist for this?
77 [+ / -] Mar 03, 2009
Girl: Why were you doing laundry at 8 am on a snow day?
Guy: Well, have you ever dreamed you were peeing in a toilet and pissed your bed?
Girl: No. But now I'm super turned on.
Guy: Well, have you ever dreamed you were peeing in a toilet and pissed your bed?
Girl: No. But now I'm super turned on.
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@ friend's house
Taken by: Kat (139)
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so that's the secret ingredient
87 [+ / -] Mar 02, 2009
Stoner Guy 1: Dude, popcorn would be awesome right now.
Stoner Guy 2: No dude, pizza would be good right now.
Stoner Girl: Neither. Penis would be good right now.
Stoner Guys: (looking at each other) What?!
Stoner Girl: (pretending nothing happened) Yeah, let's order Gumby's.
Stoner Guy 2: No dude, pizza would be good right now.
Stoner Girl: Neither. Penis would be good right now.
Stoner Guys: (looking at each other) What?!
Stoner Girl: (pretending nothing happened) Yeah, let's order Gumby's.
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...to try to figure out how to erase the mental image
67 [+ / -] Feb 26, 2009
Girl: So we were at Thanksgiving Dinner and my grandma looks up and says, "My vagina burns!" Then she went on to complain about how she thought my grandpa was cheating on her and gave her some STD or something. All the kids got up and left the table.
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@ Oglethorpe Dining Hall
Taken by: Sam
Filed Under Ew. | Hooking up
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a picture is worth a thousand words, just don't say them out loud
22 [+ / -] Jan 17, 2009
Girl 1: (pause) Do you want to see pictures?
Girl 2: Hell yeah!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: Over the break I got a fork stabbed in my eye! It bled and bled and all this white stuff came out of it and I pulled it out myself and drove to the ER!
Girl 2: Ohmigod that is so disgusting! Don't tell me one more thing about that!
Girl 1: (pause) Do you want to see pictures?
Girl 2: Hell yeah!
Girl 2: Ohmigod that is so disgusting! Don't tell me one more thing about that!
Girl 1: (pause) Do you want to see pictures?
Girl 2: Hell yeah!
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@ Family Housing Bus
Taken by: SmarterThenYou (15)
Caption by: frenchie (20)
Filed Under Ew. | The bus
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as opposed to a non-up-the-butt enema
-68 [+ / -] Jan 13, 2009
Girl 1: So yeah, like I totally had the worst Christmas break ever! My family was driving me crazy and I just wanted to come back and get away!
Girl 2: That sucks, mine was pretty great.
Girl 1: And to top it all off, the dog was having seizures and we had to give him an enema up his butt. Do you even comprehend how not-fun that was?
Girl 2: Damn.
Girl 2: That sucks, mine was pretty great.
Girl 1: And to top it all off, the dog was having seizures and we had to give him an enema up his butt. Do you even comprehend how not-fun that was?
Girl 2: Damn.
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@ SLC Bus Stop
Taken by: Amused Bus Rider
Filed Under Ew. | Wtf?
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just tell him to talk to the hand
71 [+ / -] Jan 12, 2009
Fratty 2: Thats so true, I never wash my hands, and I think I'm gonna go masturbate right now!
Fratty 1: No way, I don't want to eat alone again!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Fratty 1: So I was reading this article about what guys really mean when they say things, and apparently when a guy says "I don't masturbate very much," it means "I masturbate more than I wash my hands."
Fratty 2: Thats so true, I never wash my hands, and I think I'm gonna go masturbate right now!
Fratty 1: No way, I don't want to eat alone again!
Fratty 2: Thats so true, I never wash my hands, and I think I'm gonna go masturbate right now!
Fratty 1: No way, I don't want to eat alone again!
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@ Outside Sanford
Taken by: Washes Hands Frequently
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he's a bit unclear on the other half of the word
73 [+ / -] Jan 08, 2009
Fratty 2: What do you mean they make your butt itch?
Fratty 1: The pharmacist said they're analgesics.
Fratty 2: Do you know what that means?
Fratty 1: I know what anal means.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Fratty 1: I don't like percocets. They don't work and they make my butt itch.
Fratty 2: What do you mean they make your butt itch?
Fratty 1: The pharmacist said they're analgesics.
Fratty 2: Do you know what that means?
Fratty 1: I know what anal means.
Fratty 2: What do you mean they make your butt itch?
Fratty 1: The pharmacist said they're analgesics.
Fratty 2: Do you know what that means?
Fratty 1: I know what anal means.
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@ Little Italy
Taken by: McIcehouse (95)
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how's it hanging?
125 [+ / -] Jan 07, 2009
(In the underwear department at Wal-Mart)
Redneck Mom: (holding up a pair of panties) How about these?
Redneck Daughter: (yelling) My coochie don't hang that low, mama!
Redneck Mom: (holding up a pair of panties) How about these?
Redneck Daughter: (yelling) My coochie don't hang that low, mama!
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@ Wal-Mart
Taken by: embarrassed
Filed Under Ew. | Wtf?
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there's a pacman joke here somewhere
10 [+ / -] Dec 30, 2008
Her ass got hungry and decided to eat her pants...yummy!
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@ Sanford Stadium
Taken by: Stephanie
Filed Under Ew. | Football
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there needs to be a better tie breaker for "not it"
75 [+ / -] Dec 26, 2008
Girl 1: So this drunk homeless guy peed himself in one of the library chairs yesterday.
Girl 2: Who cleaned it?
Girl 1: No one... they just put a sign on it that said, "Do not sit in this chair."
Girl 2: Who cleaned it?
Girl 1: No one... they just put a sign on it that said, "Do not sit in this chair."
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@ ACC Library
Taken by: Sammi (323)
Caption by: cjc3552 (100)
Filed Under Wtf? | Ew.
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so much for trying the spaghetti noodle kiss thing
5 [+ / -] Dec 25, 2008
(Two guys are sitting across from each other at a restaurant)
Guy 1: Man, you fucking smell funny.
Guy 2: Yeah, I don't really see the point of showering in the winter.
Guy 1: Man, you fucking smell funny.
Guy 2: Yeah, I don't really see the point of showering in the winter.
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@ downtown
Taken by: resterauntworker
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good thing they weren't using the blender for margaritas
22 [+ / -] Dec 04, 2008
Girl: You were ridiculous last night. You were hitting on everyone.
Guy: I know, I was so drunk last night I would have stuck my dick in anything.
Guy: I know, I was so drunk last night I would have stuck my dick in anything.
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@ Five Points Deli
Taken by: Kate
Filed Under Drinking | Ew.
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what does he do to people he hates?
-12 [+ / -] Dec 03, 2008
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@ English class
Taken by: anonymous
Filed Under Ew. | In class
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we had to google this one... and now our minds are scarred
37 [+ / -] Dec 01, 2008
Found on Lumpkin Street while walking to tailgate in 2007
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@ Lumpkin Square
Taken by: jh
Filed Under Ew. | Wtf?
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#9 it's not just fluoride they're adding to the water
95 [+ / -] Nov 23, 2008
Probably the best thing I have ever received in the mail. Compliments of the Athens-Clarke County water business office
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@ My House
Taken by: kazaam (15)
Filed Under Ew.
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master one skill before moving on to another, grasshopper
189 [+ / -] Nov 11, 2008
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@ Johnny's Pizza
Taken by: Naughty
Filed Under Ew. | Hooking up
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zack and miri don't make a porno
-29 [+ / -] Nov 10, 2008
Guy: She makes more money than I do!
Girl: I don't care. I'd rather be poor and keep my twat in my pants.
Girl: I don't care. I'd rather be poor and keep my twat in my pants.
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@ Journalism
Taken by: Sammi (323)
Caption by: Springdalien (212)
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help! my daisy dukes are altering the space-time continuum!
-7 [+ / -] Nov 08, 2008
half naked african american cross dresser outside of Bourbon Street.
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@ Broad Street
Taken by: md
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only 15 in a school zone
-30 [+ / -] Nov 08, 2008
Girl: Hold on! Let me go get my goggles. I heard that cum comes out at 20 miles per hour.
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@ Dorm
Taken by: goggles
Filed Under Dorm life | Ew. | One-liners
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