Quotes Filed Under "Dumbass"


that misconception isn't quite as common as the other

46 [+ / -]     Oct 06, 2008

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gimme an H!

7 [+ / -]     Sep 30, 2008

    A poster left on the ground after College Game Day.

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which reminds me... your roots are showing

-45 [+ / -]     Sep 29, 2008

    Sorostitute: Wait, do they repaint the field, like, every weekend?



    Girl: Yeah. Grass grows.

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ladies and gentlemen, the doctors of tomorrow

61 [+ / -]     Sep 29, 2008

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but i need to pass statistics for my major!

-16 [+ / -]     Sep 22, 2008

    Sorostitute 1: So, like, the first day of class the professor said he was going to fail 50% of the class.



    Sorostitute 2: Really?!



    Sorostitute: Yeah. I was like, this is a 300 person class! My odds are horrible!

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that's a temporary solution for a permanent problem

71 [+ / -]     Sep 22, 2008

    Sorostitute 1: Ohmigod, your hair!



    Sorostitute 2: I know, it's brown! Now no one can call me a dumb blonde any more... they can just call me dumb!

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"...screw it. wanna fuck or not?"

169 [+ / -]     Sep 21, 2008

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the limit as age goes to zero is... wait, where's my drink?

-34 [+ / -]     Sep 20, 2008

    Drunk sorostitute: I learn so much at college!



    Drunk fratty: Like... calc?



    Drunk sorostitute: No, like did you know before a baby is born, it's zero years old?

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it's upstairs from the astronaut training program

46 [+ / -]     Sep 19, 2008

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that's really a size 6 in men's

80 [+ / -]     Sep 18, 2008

    Girl: How long is a foot long?



    Employee: Seriously?



    Girl: Whatever. Size 7 and a half, please.

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each class room will have a braille-enabled smart board by 2011

74 [+ / -]     Sep 15, 2008

    Professor: We are going to need a note taker for this class. If anyone is interested, see me after class.



    Sorostitute 1: Why do we need notetakers?



    Sorostitute 2: It's for the blind students because they can't see the screen.

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