to help with concentration during sex

-67 [+ / -] Oct 02, 2008

Girl 1: So I really need to go to the drug store.

Girl 2: Why?

Girl 1: I have to pick up my Adderall and birth control.

Ramsey

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if it ain't broke...

-6 [+ / -] Sep 22, 2008

Hipster: I like Nyquil. But Nyquil with liquor in it? Kinda gross.

mall of georgia, buford.

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it's true what they say about too much of a good thing

26 [+ / -] Sep 17, 2008

(As he walks onto the elevator with a large cup of coffee)

Scenester: Adderall is killing my brain, dude... I can't even study.

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he's working on his dissertation as we speak

15 [+ / -] Sep 10, 2008

Homeless Guy: Excuse me, can you spare some change for some psychedelic research?

Outside of the Variety Playhouse in Little 5 points

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which is nothing to joke about

25 [+ / -] Jul 22, 2008

Guy: (dressed like The Joker) My Joker makeup is awesome! Except I had to take off my smile for now because I can't hit the bong with it on.

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horrible mental image for the day? check.

98 [+ / -] Jul 21, 2008

Old man: Yeah, back in the day when I didn't need my blue pills.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>

Old woman: (referring to a dress in the juniors department) This is cute.

Old man: Is it a dress or a shirt?

Old woman: It's a babydoll dress. You know, like I used to wear.

Old man: Yeah, back in the day when I didn't need my blue pills.

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have you tried saving the environment... on weed?

42 [+ / -] Jul 21, 2008

Art instructor: Drugs!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>

(On a tour of the new art building)

Art Instructor: And you can see that the graduate painting studios provide an excellent view of the "green roof."

Student: Oh, I wonder what's growing out there.

Art instructor: Drugs!

New Lamar Dodd Building

Brent Spotswood

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we've all been there

-11 [+ / -] Jun 12, 2008

(Two women standing outside a super market)

Woman: Open those cookies that we bought... so I can snort one.

HERE

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did you maybe lick one before class?

19 [+ / -] May 22, 2008

(Professor pulls up picture of frog on the overhead)

Professor: Man! Look at that frog! I'd totally lick that.

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no wonder he's always so happy in class

179 [+ / -] May 19, 2008

Professor: (On phone, completely straight-faced) Two kilos.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>

(Professor's cell phone rings mid-lecture)

Professor: (On phone, completely straight-faced) Two kilos.

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i think my opinion on healthcare reform just changed

12 [+ / -] May 19, 2008

Guy: Really? It might have been insulin.

Girl: Um, yeah, you have to refrigerate insulin.

Guy: I mean, what's the difference?

Girl: Seriously?

Guy: You laugh, but I'm the one filling your prescriptions.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>

Guy: We lost a lot of epi-pens because someone left them out of the fridge the other day.

Girl: You don't have to refrigerate epi-pens.

Guy: Really? It might have been insulin.

Girl: Um, yeah, you have to refrigerate insulin.

Guy: I mean, what's the difference?

Girl: Seriously?

Guy: You laugh, but I'm the one filling your prescriptions.

on the border

adrenaline junkie

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not the sort of thing most people would admit to

-3 [+ / -] May 17, 2008

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Stoner 1: Hey, I wanna drag. Can I have a drag?

Stoner 2: Fine, just wrap your lips lightly around it when you suck.

Stoner 3: That's what he said.

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can you hear william wallace turning in his grave?

35 [+ / -] May 10, 2008

Sociology Instructor: (talking about ideas) Where is the only place that you truly have freedom?

Dude: Amsterdam?

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you should be happy... why aren't you smiling?

55 [+ / -] May 10, 2008

Girl 1: Ohmigod! Did I tell you what my parents are getting me for graduation? My first Botox injections!

Girl 2: Ohmigod! You are so lucky!

Graduation at the stadium

Whitney

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Wtf?

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the other two things aren't nearly as fun

99 [+ / -] Apr 23, 2008

Professor: There were only two things that were burned during the 1960s. Does anyone know what those two things were?

Student: Pot?

Professor: Ok, three things then.

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that would explain the lack of appetite

231 [+ / -] Mar 31, 2008

Girl on Cell: So all I had for lunch was some Coke and a couple of Milky Way eggs that you gave me in the Easter basket.

(pause)

Girl on Cell: No mom, not cocaine. Coca Cola. I can't afford weed, much less cocaine.

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and they say marijuana decreases motivation

-59 [+ / -] Mar 28, 2008

Stoner Dude 3: Hey, you have to work hard to have a day like that! You gotta put some serious effort in if you want to have a 3 blunt day!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>

Stoner Dude 1: Dude, I smoked 3 blunts today!

Stoner Dude 2: Man, I wish I could have days like that... I don't how you can afford to just sit around all day and do that.

Stoner Dude 3: Hey, you have to work hard to have a day like that! You gotta put some serious effort in if you want to have a 3 blunt day!

apt

Oobaloo

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