Quotes Filed Under "Drugs"


to help with concentration during sex

-67 [+ / -]     Oct 02, 2008

    Girl 1: So I really need to go to the drug store.



    Girl 2: Why?



    Girl 1: I have to pick up my Adderall and birth control.

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if it ain't broke...

-6 [+ / -]     Sep 22, 2008

    Hipster: I like Nyquil. But Nyquil with liquor in it? Kinda gross.

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it's true what they say about too much of a good thing

26 [+ / -]     Sep 17, 2008

    (As he walks onto the elevator with a large cup of coffee)



    Scenester: Adderall is killing my brain, dude... I can't even study.

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he's working on his dissertation as we speak

15 [+ / -]     Sep 10, 2008

    Homeless Guy: Excuse me, can you spare some change for some psychedelic research?

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which is nothing to joke about

25 [+ / -]     Jul 22, 2008

    Guy: (dressed like The Joker) My Joker makeup is awesome! Except I had to take off my smile for now because I can't hit the bong with it on.

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horrible mental image for the day? check.

98 [+ / -]     Jul 21, 2008

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have you tried saving the environment... on weed?

42 [+ / -]     Jul 21, 2008

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we've all been there

-11 [+ / -]     Jun 12, 2008

    (Two women standing outside a super market)



    Woman: Open those cookies that we bought... so I can snort one.

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did you maybe lick one before class?

19 [+ / -]     May 22, 2008

    (Professor pulls up picture of frog on the overhead)



    Professor: Man! Look at that frog! I'd totally lick that.

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no wonder he's always so happy in class

179 [+ / -]     May 19, 2008

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i think my opinion on healthcare reform just changed

12 [+ / -]     May 19, 2008

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not the sort of thing most people would admit to

-3 [+ / -]     May 17, 2008

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can you hear william wallace turning in his grave?

35 [+ / -]     May 10, 2008

    Sociology Instructor: (talking about ideas) Where is the only place that you truly have freedom?



    Dude: Amsterdam?

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you should be happy... why aren't you smiling?

55 [+ / -]     May 10, 2008

    Girl 1: Ohmigod! Did I tell you what my parents are getting me for graduation? My first Botox injections!



    Girl 2: Ohmigod! You are so lucky!

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the other two things aren't nearly as fun

99 [+ / -]     Apr 23, 2008

    Professor: There were only two things that were burned during the 1960s. Does anyone know what those two things were?



    Student: Pot?



    Professor: Ok, three things then.

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that would explain the lack of appetite

231 [+ / -]     Mar 31, 2008

    Girl on Cell: So all I had for lunch was some Coke and a couple of Milky Way eggs that you gave me in the Easter basket.



    (pause)



    Girl on Cell: No mom, not cocaine. Coca Cola. I can't afford weed, much less cocaine.

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and they say marijuana decreases motivation

-59 [+ / -]     Mar 28, 2008

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better living through your sibling's chemistry

53 [+ / -]     Mar 10, 2008

    Friend 1: Hey!



    Friend 2: Hey! Did you go jogging to wake up this morning?



    Friend 1: No, I just took my little brothers last Adderall.

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