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Quotes Filed Under "Drinking"
so, sometime between rush and rehab
31 [+ / -] Jul 26, 2010
Employee: So, when does school start?
Sorostitute: Oh, I don't know when school starts. But I know when Rush starts!
Sorostitute: Oh, I don't know when school starts. But I know when Rush starts!
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@ Olympic Drive Post Office
Taken by: SavLee
Filed Under At work | Drinking | Greek Life
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the goal is to make your bac match your gpa
6 [+ / -] Jul 26, 2010
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@ The Woodlands pool
Taken by: Anonymous
Filed Under Drinking
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or just start doing coke
12 [+ / -] Jul 20, 2010
Girl 2: Well, alcohol slows down the fat burning process.
(pause)
Girl 2: So we'll have to cut something else.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: I need to lose weight, let's start exercising.
Girl 2: Well, alcohol slows down the fat burning process.
(pause)
Girl 2: So we'll have to cut something else.
Girl 2: Well, alcohol slows down the fat burning process.
(pause)
Girl 2: So we'll have to cut something else.
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when you gotta go, you gotta go to sleep
13 [+ / -] Jul 16, 2010
Someone fell asleep on the toilet at crowded Sandbar on a Thursday night.
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@ Sandbar
Taken by: messyjesse13 (15)
Filed Under Drinking | Downtown | Sandbar
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it might be good to start training them young, though
31 [+ / -] Jun 02, 2010
Woman: Oh shit! We need to find money for groceries!
Man: What?
Woman: I mean, we can survive on liquor, but the kids can't.
Man: What?
Woman: I mean, we can survive on liquor, but the kids can't.
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@ Allen's
Taken by: dacey (30)
Filed Under Drinking
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police are on the lookout for a bunch of drunk sorority girls
-20 [+ / -] May 17, 2010
Sorostitute: Yeah, we robbed a liquor store last weekend. It was awesome.
Fratty: That's badass.
Fratty: That's badass.
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@ campus
Taken by: anonymous
Filed Under Drinking | Greek Life
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at least if you drown you know you aren't a witch
6 [+ / -] Apr 14, 2010
Irish Guy 2: No! Es a myth!
Irish Guy 1: Twenty minutes then.
Irish Guy 2: (to bartender) Whaddayou think?
Bartender: Uh, I know you could get a cramp, but it isn't that likely. I'd say it's safe. Maybe it depends how much you eat.
Irish Guy 2: Or what you eat.
Irish Guy 1: Yeah, I suppose if you eat boulders your shit out of luck. ' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Irish Guy 1: I don't think a fella should be swimmin' after e's eaten. Least not for an hour.
Irish Guy 2: No! Es a myth!
Irish Guy 1: Twenty minutes then.
Irish Guy 2: (to bartender) Whaddayou think?
Bartender: Uh, I know you could get a cramp, but it isn't that likely. I'd say it's safe. Maybe it depends how much you eat.
Irish Guy 2: Or what you eat.
Irish Guy 1: Yeah, I suppose if you eat boulders your shit out of luck.
Irish Guy 2: No! Es a myth!
Irish Guy 1: Twenty minutes then.
Irish Guy 2: (to bartender) Whaddayou think?
Bartender: Uh, I know you could get a cramp, but it isn't that likely. I'd say it's safe. Maybe it depends how much you eat.
Irish Guy 2: Or what you eat.
Irish Guy 1: Yeah, I suppose if you eat boulders your shit out of luck.
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@ Rye Bar
Taken by: DeedeeJackson (15)
Filed Under Downtown | Drinking
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you're not doing it right if you remember it
21 [+ / -] Mar 26, 2010
Guy 2: What did they say?
Guy: Listen. This is the best one. "Text me back if you are alive. I saw you fall walking into the bar, and then fall walking out of the bar."' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Guy: I don't remember anything last night... the best thing is that I woke to all these text messages from these people I don't remember seeing at all.
Guy 2: What did they say?
Guy: Listen. This is the best one. "Text me back if you are alive. I saw you fall walking into the bar, and then fall walking out of the bar."
Guy 2: What did they say?
Guy: Listen. This is the best one. "Text me back if you are alive. I saw you fall walking into the bar, and then fall walking out of the bar."
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@ ECV
Taken by: georgiagirl
Filed Under Drinking
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and they probably weren't at 100% to begin with
48 [+ / -] Feb 01, 2010
Sorostitute 2: Oh my god, that means our brains will like, never fully function!
(Both laugh in unison)
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Sorostitute 1: Did you know that after a night of binge drinking your brain doesn't fully function for like 40 days?
Sorostitute 2: Oh my god, that means our brains will like, never fully function!
(Both laugh in unison)
Sorostitute 2: Oh my god, that means our brains will like, never fully function!
(Both laugh in unison)
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@ Olive Garden
Taken by: Ryan
Filed Under Drinking
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and if i do get in, i'm also gonna puke
-11 [+ / -] Jan 11, 2010
Drunk Guy: Dude, if I don't get inside this bar, I am going to puke.
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@ Outside General Beauregard's
Taken by: Bob
Filed Under Downtown | Drinking
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nah, i'll just look for someone who goes to class less
44 [+ / -] Jan 07, 2010
Drunk Sorostitute: Oh My God! You're totally my TA!
Drunk Asian Guy: Damn it!
Drunk White Guy: Maybe you should stop teaching.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk Asian Guy: What's up ladies... what you got going on tonight?
Drunk Sorostitute: Oh My God! You're totally my TA!
Drunk Asian Guy: Damn it!
Drunk White Guy: Maybe you should stop teaching.
Drunk Sorostitute: Oh My God! You're totally my TA!
Drunk Asian Guy: Damn it!
Drunk White Guy: Maybe you should stop teaching.
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at least he wasn't looking for the bathroom
16 [+ / -] Jan 02, 2010
(After bursting through the door of an occupied dorm room at 2 a.m.)
Drunk Freshman: This isn't the stairs.
Drunk Freshman: This isn't the stairs.
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@ Myers, 2nd floor. Four doors down from the stairs
Taken by: Bandez
Filed Under Dorm life | Drinking | One-liners
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cleanup on aisle clayton
56 [+ / -] Dec 27, 2009
Someone had a little too much fun.
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@ Athens
Taken by: Anonymous!
Filed Under Downtown | Drinking
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not as difficult an achievement as he seems to think
13 [+ / -] Dec 12, 2009
(On a crowded East West night bus)
Drunk Freshman Guy 1: Dude. I better get arrested tonight.
Drunk Freshman Guy 2: I know, right? You better.
(They exit the bus and walk towards Bourbon Street)
Drunk Freshman Guy 1: Dude. I better get arrested tonight.
Drunk Freshman Guy 2: I know, right? You better.
(They exit the bus and walk towards Bourbon Street)
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@ The Arch
Taken by: Not My Plan Tonight
Filed Under Downtown | Drinking | The bus
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who says romance is dead?
36 [+ / -] Nov 30, 2009
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@ Broad Street
Taken by: Rebecca
Filed Under Drinking | Hooking up
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you stay classy, alabama
-14 [+ / -] Nov 17, 2009
A customer Someone left this disposable flask at Trappeze on the night of the GA / AU game.
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easy come, easy go
-17 [+ / -] Nov 17, 2009
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@ Milledge Ave.
Taken by: McDeez
Filed Under Drinking
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graduate students gone wild
108 [+ / -] Nov 16, 2009
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@ Sanford Stadium
Taken by: ry
Filed Under Drinking | Football
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at least they weren't used
30 [+ / -] Nov 15, 2009
Fratty 1: So yeah, last night, I totally forgot to lock my door before I passed out.
Fratty 2: Yeah, so?
Fratty 1: Well, this morning I woke up with 8 opened condoms in my mouth.
Fratty 2: Yeah, so?
Fratty 1: Well, this morning I woke up with 8 opened condoms in my mouth.
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now, can you pass the flask, please?
-11 [+ / -] Nov 15, 2009
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@ Sanford Stadium, Auburn Game
Taken by: evesdropper
Filed Under Drinking | Football
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because nothing sparks philosophical debate like keystone light
46 [+ / -] Nov 11, 2009
Guy on cell: So, there are a few points of Aristotelian philosophy I want to talk to you about.
(pause)
Guy on cell: Yeah, I'll pick up the keg.
(pause)
Guy on cell: Yeah, I'll pick up the keg.
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@ outside the library
Taken by: anon
Filed Under Drinking | On the phone
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it's gonna take more than a pair of tits to get a cab on a gameday
39 [+ / -] Oct 23, 2009
Guy: Will you please put your tits back in your shirt and focus on getting us a goddamn cab?
Drunk Girl: Don't say G-D!
Drunk Girl: Don't say G-D!
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@ College and Broad, post football game
Taken by: tomcat706
Filed Under Drinking | Football
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come on, you have a 1 in 365 chance!
57 [+ / -] Oct 16, 2009
Girl: (pauses) I don't know.
Doorguy 2: You are so adorable! You need to leave.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Doorguy 1: Do you have anything else with your name on it?
Girl: No, I only brought my ID with me.
Doorguy 1: Okay then, what's your birthday?
Girl: (pauses) I don't know.
Doorguy 2: You are so adorable! You need to leave.
Girl: No, I only brought my ID with me.
Doorguy 1: Okay then, what's your birthday?
Girl: (pauses) I don't know.
Doorguy 2: You are so adorable! You need to leave.
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@ 40 watt
Taken by: over see er
Filed Under 40 Watt | Drinking
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play it again, sam
-19 [+ / -] Oct 15, 2009
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@ off-campus apartment
Taken by: thankfully sober
Filed Under Drinking
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miss popularity
42 [+ / -] Oct 09, 2009
Drunk Girl 1: I just never was able to do that opening your throat thing.
Drunk Girl 2: You've got to figure it out, it makes everything so much easier!
Drunk Girl 2: You've got to figure it out, it makes everything so much easier!
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@ Boars Head bathroom
Taken by: carolinablonde (105)
Filed Under Drinking
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but for how long?
-22 [+ / -] Oct 09, 2009
Drunk Guy 2: If you wait like 10 minutes we'll have ping-pong balls and we can play beer bong.
Drunk Guy 1: Well, yeah, but I'm already standing up. ' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk Guy 1: Hey dude, let's play quarters again.
Drunk Guy 2: If you wait like 10 minutes we'll have ping-pong balls and we can play beer bong.
Drunk Guy 1: Well, yeah, but I'm already standing up.
Drunk Guy 2: If you wait like 10 minutes we'll have ping-pong balls and we can play beer bong.
Drunk Guy 1: Well, yeah, but I'm already standing up.
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@ Random party.
Taken by: The Man
Filed Under Drinking
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slippery when hammered
43 [+ / -] Sep 26, 2009
Drunker sorostitute: (slurring) Okay, okay, I'll be fine.
(Drunk sorostitute leaves, there is silence for a few moments, followed by a ground-shaking thud of the remaining girl hitting the floor)
Drunker sorostitute: Fuhhhhhhhhhck.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(Two girls enter bathroom, laughing and talking loudly)
Drunk sorostitute: Ohmigod, you need a shower!
Drunker sorostitute: Yeah girl, help me!
(Shower water starts running)
Drunk sorostitute: Ohmigod girl, I, like, totally forgot to get you a towel or some clothes! Stay here, okay? Stay here? Promise you won't get out until I have something to cover you with!
Drunker sorostitute: (slurring) Okay, okay, I'll be fine.
(Drunk sorostitute leaves, there is silence for a few moments, followed by a ground-shaking thud of the remaining girl hitting the floor)
Drunker sorostitute: Fuhhhhhhhhhck.
Drunk sorostitute: Ohmigod, you need a shower!
Drunker sorostitute: Yeah girl, help me!
(Shower water starts running)
Drunk sorostitute: Ohmigod girl, I, like, totally forgot to get you a towel or some clothes! Stay here, okay? Stay here? Promise you won't get out until I have something to cover you with!
Drunker sorostitute: (slurring) Okay, okay, I'll be fine.
(Drunk sorostitute leaves, there is silence for a few moments, followed by a ground-shaking thud of the remaining girl hitting the floor)
Drunker sorostitute: Fuhhhhhhhhhck.
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@ Brumby Bathroom
Taken by: jr2749
Filed Under Dorm life | Drinking
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the rest just kind of falls into place
61 [+ / -] Sep 17, 2009
Girl: How do you meet people?
Guy: Well, I like alcohol and premarital sex.
Guy: Well, I like alcohol and premarital sex.
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@ Publix on Barnett Shoals
Taken by: jluga08
Filed Under Drinking | Hooking up
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losing my religion
-20 [+ / -] Sep 17, 2009
Guy: Yeah. It just puts me in a kinda weird position though, because, you know, I really like my cigarettes and I really like my beers. I mean, I don't want that to keep me from being what God wants me to be, but...
Girl: Yeah...' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Guy: So I got offered a job at this church as a youth pastor.
Girl: Really? That's great!
Guy: Yeah. It just puts me in a kinda weird position though, because, you know, I really like my cigarettes and I really like my beers. I mean, I don't want that to keep me from being what God wants me to be, but...
Girl: Yeah...
Girl: Really? That's great!
Guy: Yeah. It just puts me in a kinda weird position though, because, you know, I really like my cigarettes and I really like my beers. I mean, I don't want that to keep me from being what God wants me to be, but...
Girl: Yeah...
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@ Walking around campus
Taken by: Cam
Filed Under Drugs | Drinking
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maybe he's just looking for a contact lens
18 [+ / -] Aug 19, 2009
Taking a powernap.
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@ Clayton Street
Taken by: Rooster
Filed Under Drinking
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maybe the drunk brad is the real brad
67 [+ / -] Aug 03, 2009
(silence)
Girl: Are you even listening?
(Brad starts snoring)
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Girl: Brad, I just want you to know that I really care about you. It just worries me when you drink like this. It's like you change into another person when you're drunk and I know that's not the real you. I love you. I just want to see you make the right decisions.
(silence)
Girl: Are you even listening?
(Brad starts snoring)
(silence)
Girl: Are you even listening?
(Brad starts snoring)
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@ taxi cab after downtown
Taken by: tomcat706 (60)
Filed Under Downtown | Drinking | In the car
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and that buddha bar is a temple
17 [+ / -] Jul 27, 2009
(Girl 2 walks up to the bar)
Girl 1: (to Girl 2) I just ordered 8 shots of tequila!
(Girl 2 looks horrified)
Girl 1: No, it's okay, my mom thinks El Centro is a restaurant!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: (to Bartender) We need 8 shots of tequila... it's her birthday!
(Girl 2 walks up to the bar)
Girl 1: (to Girl 2) I just ordered 8 shots of tequila!
(Girl 2 looks horrified)
Girl 1: No, it's okay, my mom thinks El Centro is a restaurant!
(Girl 2 walks up to the bar)
Girl 1: (to Girl 2) I just ordered 8 shots of tequila!
(Girl 2 looks horrified)
Girl 1: No, it's okay, my mom thinks El Centro is a restaurant!
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@ El Centro
Taken by: bartender (15)
Filed Under Downtown | Drinking
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if by meat you mean flappy roast beef...
12 [+ / -] Jul 21, 2009
Marquee outside of the library.
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@ East Clayton
Taken by: Patrick
Filed Under Drinking | Ew.
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good thing they installed a revolving door at the jail
24 [+ / -] Jun 25, 2009
(Walking away from Buddha Bar to a car)
Drunk guy: Man, tonight was great!
Sober guy: You better watch out, they are running a road block down the road.
Drunk guy: Man, I can't go to jail, my PO would be pissed as hell at me!
Drunk guy: Man, tonight was great!
Sober guy: You better watch out, they are running a road block down the road.
Drunk guy: Man, I can't go to jail, my PO would be pissed as hell at me!
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@ Broad Street
Taken by: MK
Caption by: CantHelpButLaugh (157)
Filed Under Drinking | Downtown
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and the worst part of all... he spilled ketchup on his shirt at dinner
-31 [+ / -] Jun 21, 2009
Prior to passing out, this guy not only threw up all over himself, but he also peed his pants.
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@ in the back of a taxi cab
Taken by: tomcat706 (60)
Filed Under Drinking | Ew.
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athens, home of the minor in possession
53 [+ / -] May 31, 2009
Training for college.
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@ Lumpkin Street
Taken by: em2125 (15)
Filed Under Drinking
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sam adams the study buddy
3 [+ / -] May 13, 2009
Fratty 2: Not me. I had a beer to calm the nerves.
Fratty 1: You had a beer?
Fratty 2: Yeah, a beer or two. I got to pee.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Fratty 1: Dude, are you ready for the final? I'm nervous.
Fratty 2: Not me. I had a beer to calm the nerves.
Fratty 1: You had a beer?
Fratty 2: Yeah, a beer or two. I got to pee.
Fratty 2: Not me. I had a beer to calm the nerves.
Fratty 1: You had a beer?
Fratty 2: Yeah, a beer or two. I got to pee.
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@ Physics final
Taken by: All-nighter
Filed Under Drinking | In class
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i went out and got horsefaced last night
51 [+ / -] May 04, 2009
Horse head drinking bear.
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@ house party
Taken by: wasthatyourparty.blogspot.com
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i must be going to the wrong parties
161 [+ / -] Apr 29, 2009
all really drunk.
Drunk Girl: No. I mean she-showed-me-her-pussy drunk.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk Girl: No. I mean she-showed-me-her-pussy drunk.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk Girl: She was really drunk.
Guy: I think you're all really drunk.
Drunk Girl: No. I mean she-showed-me-her-pussy drunk.
Guy: I think you're all really drunk.
Drunk Girl: No. I mean she-showed-me-her-pussy drunk.
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@ Woodlands Pool
Taken by: lawdawg (60)
Filed Under Drinking | Ew.
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those wily gator fans...
220 [+ / -] Apr 25, 2009
Drunk guy: Oh, don't worry officer... we have green ones.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk guy: Hey there officer, was the music too loud?
Cop: We had a complaint about the noise and some underage drinking. I'm gonna let you off the hook this time, but I don't want to see anyone walking around with red solo cups in there.
Drunk guy: Oh, don't worry officer... we have green ones.
Cop: We had a complaint about the noise and some underage drinking. I'm gonna let you off the hook this time, but I don't want to see anyone walking around with red solo cups in there.
Drunk guy: Oh, don't worry officer... we have green ones.
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@ crazy party
Taken by: Em
Caption by: Rainykita (11)
Filed Under Drinking
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well, we know what she gave up for lent
-69 [+ / -] Apr 13, 2009
Sister: Well, only a little.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Sister: So, I talked to mom. Supposedly everyone is coming for Easter. Kristin is coming and supposedly she just got out of rehab for alcoholism. Can you believe that?
Brother: Does that mean we can't drink at Easter?
Sister: Well, only a little.
Brother: Does that mean we can't drink at Easter?
Sister: Well, only a little.
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@ Jot 'Em Down BBQ
Taken by: CantHelpButLaugh (157)
Caption by: kitten (105)
Filed Under Drinking
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point / counterpoint
137 [+ / -] Mar 25, 2009
(Drunk Guy and Drunk Girl making out at party)
Drunk Girl: I think it would probably be best if we stopped.
Drunk Guy: I think it would be best if you gave me head.
Drunk Girl: I think it would probably be best if we stopped.
Drunk Guy: I think it would be best if you gave me head.
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@ Whistlebury apts.
Taken by: omgrly
Caption by: cjc3552 (100)
Filed Under Pwn! | Hooking up | Drinking
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so, none of the above
8 [+ / -] Mar 24, 2009
Drunk Girl: Um, can I like, get a taco please?
Cashier: Sure. What kind would you like? Steak, chicken, or chorizo?
Drunk Girl: Um, like, meat, I guess?
Cashier: Well, what kind of meat? Steak, chicken, or chorizo?
Drunk Girl: Um, you know, like that stuff that comes on tacos at Taco Bell?
Cashier: Sure. What kind would you like? Steak, chicken, or chorizo?
Drunk Girl: Um, like, meat, I guess?
Cashier: Well, what kind of meat? Steak, chicken, or chorizo?
Drunk Girl: Um, you know, like that stuff that comes on tacos at Taco Bell?
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@ Cali N Tito's
Taken by: Cali
Filed Under At work | Drinking | Dumbass
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binge or binge not. there is no sip.
74 [+ / -] Mar 22, 2009
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@ Sanford Hall
Taken by: Carol
Filed Under Drinking
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why not both?
-15 [+ / -] Mar 20, 2009
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@ Bar
Taken by: woooohoooo
Filed Under Drinking
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or he could be a turfgrass management major
103 [+ / -] Mar 18, 2009
Drunk Guy 1: What class do you have at nine?
Drunk Guy 2: Fire ants.
Drunk Guy 1: What?
Drunk Guy 3: I assume he meant finance.
Drunk Guy 2: Fire ants.
Drunk Guy 1: What?
Drunk Guy 3: I assume he meant finance.
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@ my apartment
Taken by: DMac
Filed Under Drinking | Lost in translation
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in this case, it wasn't worth a shot
113 [+ / -] Mar 06, 2009
Drunk Girl: (to Guy) Hey, I need to get laid tonight. Will you buy me a shot?
(Guy and Drunk Girl take a shot)
Drunk Girl: Okay, thanks!
(Drunk Girl walks away)
(Guy and Drunk Girl take a shot)
Drunk Girl: Okay, thanks!
(Drunk Girl walks away)
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@ the Loft
Taken by: heygirlhey
Filed Under Drinking | Hooking up | Pwn!
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that's what you get for partying at officemax
17 [+ / -] Feb 24, 2009
guy passed out on the couch at transmet after the bama game.
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@ Transmetropolitan downtown
Taken by: suds slinger
Filed Under Downtown | Drinking | Football | Pwn!
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remember that time when we were all breathing?
125 [+ / -] Feb 19, 2009
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@ Snelling
Taken by: rbrent (78)
Filed Under Drinking
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its sad when even professors think thursday is the weekend
82 [+ / -] Feb 18, 2009
Professor: It's referring to how the different organs in your body perform different functions. Your heart pumps blood and your liver helps you recover from Thursday night.
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@ SLC
Taken by: Sammi (338)
Filed Under Drinking | In class | SLC
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is it friday night already?
33 [+ / -] Jan 23, 2009
(After a failed keg stand)
Guy 1: You have to put it all the way in your mouth!
Guy 2: Only if you're pumping it while I do it!
Guy 1: You have to put it all the way in your mouth!
Guy 2: Only if you're pumping it while I do it!
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@ Moose Club
Taken by: anon
Filed Under Drinking | Gay | Hooking up
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"stay in school" apparently doesn't count
-71 [+ / -] Jan 17, 2009
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@ Athens Area
Taken by: roommate's 2 girlfriend
Filed Under Downtown | Drinking
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there's no place like home, there's no place like home...
-50 [+ / -] Jan 08, 2009
Drunk Girl: Ohmigod! What are you doing in Athens?!
(Pause)
Sober Guy: I live here.
Drunk Girl: Ohmigod! Me too!
(Pause)
Sober Guy: I live here.
Drunk Girl: Ohmigod! Me too!
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@ in front of The Library
Taken by: Shelly
Caption by: McIcehouse (96)
Filed Under Downtown | Drinking | Dumbass
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he's the worst stalker ever
-57 [+ / -] Dec 21, 2008
Drunk Freshman Girl 1: And, ohmigod! Like, why was Joseph kissing all over me?
Drunk Freshman Girl 2: Because he doesn't know that you have a boyfriend!
Drunk Freshman Girl 1: Ohmigod, does he not check Facebook? Like, what the eff?
Drunk Freshman Girl 2: I guess not, girl.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk Freshman Girl 1: Like, ohmigod, I should be falling over right, now!
Drunk Freshman Girl 2: No, girl, you're fine.
Drunk Freshman Girl 1: And, ohmigod! Like, why was Joseph kissing all over me?
Drunk Freshman Girl 2: Because he doesn't know that you have a boyfriend!
Drunk Freshman Girl 1: Ohmigod, does he not check Facebook? Like, what the eff?
Drunk Freshman Girl 2: I guess not, girl.
Drunk Freshman Girl 2: No, girl, you're fine.
Drunk Freshman Girl 1: And, ohmigod! Like, why was Joseph kissing all over me?
Drunk Freshman Girl 2: Because he doesn't know that you have a boyfriend!
Drunk Freshman Girl 1: Ohmigod, does he not check Facebook? Like, what the eff?
Drunk Freshman Girl 2: I guess not, girl.
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@ Brumby Hall
Taken by: Brumby Desk Assistant
Filed Under Dorm life | Drinking | Facebook
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keychain breathalyzers are great stocking stuffers
93 [+ / -] Dec 19, 2008
Drunk Guy 1: You cool to drive?
Drunk Guy 2: Yeah, unless I get pulled over.
Drunk Guy 2: Yeah, unless I get pulled over.
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good thing they weren't using the blender for margaritas
24 [+ / -] Dec 04, 2008
Girl: You were ridiculous last night. You were hitting on everyone.
Guy: I know, I was so drunk last night I would have stuck my dick in anything.
Guy: I know, I was so drunk last night I would have stuck my dick in anything.
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@ Five Points Deli
Taken by: Kate
Filed Under Drinking | Ew.
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alcohol significantly affects pattern recognition
151 [+ / -] Nov 11, 2008
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@ Corner of Clayton St. and College Ave.
Taken by: Srsly?
Filed Under Downtown | Drinking
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though his sense of humor sounds far from it
97 [+ / -] Oct 26, 2008
Guy 2: Pretty much.
Guy 1: And you just stood there? What kind of friend are you?
Guy 2: A dry one.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Guy 1: So some drunk guy just walked into your room and pissed in your roommate's dresser?
Guy 2: Pretty much.
Guy 1: And you just stood there? What kind of friend are you?
Guy 2: A dry one.
Guy 2: Pretty much.
Guy 1: And you just stood there? What kind of friend are you?
Guy 2: A dry one.
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that's the other kind of free ride
57 [+ / -] Oct 24, 2008
Girl 1: What!? It's a free safe ride service, and we're here, so ride.
Girl 2: Oh, no thanks. I'm trying to find a man.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: Take WatchDawgs home!
Girl 2: Okay, who's he?
Girl 1: What!? It's a free safe ride service, and we're here, so ride.
Girl 2: Oh, no thanks. I'm trying to find a man.
Girl 2: Okay, who's he?
Girl 1: What!? It's a free safe ride service, and we're here, so ride.
Girl 2: Oh, no thanks. I'm trying to find a man.
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@ WatchDawgs Dispatch Around 2AM
Taken by: WatchDawgs, Inc.
Filed Under Downtown | Drinking
Provided courtesy of WatchDawgs, Inc.
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and the superlative for "take home to mom" goes to...
103 [+ / -] Sep 23, 2008
Drunk Girl: I feel so trashy right now!
Guy: I mean, you did just flash two construction workers.
Guy: I mean, you did just flash two construction workers.
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@ The Summit
Taken by: one guy (45)
Filed Under Drinking
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if it ain't broke...
-3 [+ / -] Sep 22, 2008
Hipster: I like Nyquil. But Nyquil with liquor in it? Kinda gross.
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@ mall of georgia, buford.
Taken by: katie
Filed Under Drinking | Drugs | Ew. | One-liners
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she pays for med school the old-fashioned way
87 [+ / -] Sep 20, 2008
Drunk Girl: Oh, yes I can.
Drunk Guy: Bet you 100 dollars you don't last 'til midnight.
Drunk Girl: Alright, 100 dollars. Easiest money I ever made. Besides that lap dance earlier.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk Guy: You can't party like me.
Drunk Girl: Oh, yes I can.
Drunk Guy: Bet you 100 dollars you don't last 'til midnight.
Drunk Girl: Alright, 100 dollars. Easiest money I ever made. Besides that lap dance earlier.
Drunk Girl: Oh, yes I can.
Drunk Guy: Bet you 100 dollars you don't last 'til midnight.
Drunk Girl: Alright, 100 dollars. Easiest money I ever made. Besides that lap dance earlier.
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@ Downtown
Taken by: Say What?! (15)
Caption by: kitten (105)
Filed Under Drinking | Downtown
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the limit as age goes to zero is... wait, where's my drink?
-32 [+ / -] Sep 20, 2008
Drunk sorostitute: I learn so much at college!
Drunk fratty: Like... calc?
Drunk sorostitute: No, like did you know before a baby is born, it's zero years old?
Drunk fratty: Like... calc?
Drunk sorostitute: No, like did you know before a baby is born, it's zero years old?
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there's nothing better than a bus with it's own full bar
108 [+ / -] Sep 12, 2008
Passenger: Want a beer?
Driver: No thanks.
Passenger: Shot of something?
Driver: I am driving a 40,000 pound bus, no thanks.
Driver: No thanks.
Passenger: Shot of something?
Driver: I am driving a 40,000 pound bus, no thanks.
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damn, i must have left it in my other overalls
147 [+ / -] Sep 10, 2008
6-year-old boy: Can I have something to drink?
Bartender: May I see some ID first?
Bartender: May I see some ID first?
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observe the humble wallflorius athenius in her natural environment
44 [+ / -] Sep 09, 2008
Nothing like a crazy night on the town to get you pumped!
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@ Barcode
Taken by: Allison Weiss
Filed Under Downtown | Drinking
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