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good thing they installed a revolving door at the jail

16 [+ / -]     Jun 25, 2009

    (Walking away from Buddha Bar to a car)



    Drunk guy: Man, tonight was great!



    Sober guy: You better watch out, they are running a road block down the road.



    Drunk guy: Man, I can't go to jail, my PO would be pissed as hell at me!

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that's how you know you're in georgia

-50 [+ / -]     Jun 21, 2009

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after all, everyone else is getting a bailout

145 [+ / -]     May 28, 2009

    Homeless Man: Can I have some change? I just really need some change, man, please, can I have some change?



    Girl: Obama's got your change!

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they're easier to catch that way

56 [+ / -]     May 06, 2009

    (Two guys watch an attractive woman with a limp walk by)



    Guy 1: Aw, she has a limp.



    Guy 2: I like that in a girl.

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does hope wear a funny hat?

-36 [+ / -]     Mar 04, 2009

    (Girl and Guy are ordering food and discussing HOPE scholarship enrollment requirements)



    Guy: You can get partial HOPE with six hours.



    Cashier: Dude, I must be really fried from the long day, because I thought you guys were talking about how you were going to meet the Pope in six hours, and I was all like, "The Pope? That's cool, man."

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that's what you get for partying at officemax

15 [+ / -]     Feb 24, 2009

    guy passed out on the couch at transmet after the bama game.

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but apparently not the best answer

133 [+ / -]     Feb 24, 2009

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patterson wrote on your wall

40 [+ / -]     Feb 07, 2009

    Just in case its unclear:

    Russ:
    Fuck you
    -Patterson

    Patterson:
    Try to suck less dick
    -Everyone

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"stay in school" apparently doesn't count

-71 [+ / -]     Jan 17, 2009

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there's no place like home, there's no place like home...

-50 [+ / -]     Jan 08, 2009

    Drunk Girl: Ohmigod! What are you doing in Athens?!



    (Pause)



    Sober Guy: I live here.



    Drunk Girl: Ohmigod! Me too!

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sure, if you're a nazi

-78 [+ / -]     Dec 08, 2008

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but some are more obvious than others

100 [+ / -]     Dec 04, 2008

    White girl: Everyone has their little weird body thing... hairy feet, webbed toes...



    Black guy: ...being black.

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brains... brains... brains...

-60 [+ / -]     Nov 18, 2008

    A creeper in the background

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alcohol significantly affects pattern recognition

151 [+ / -]     Nov 11, 2008

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this just in, optimism does not prevent cancer

16 [+ / -]     Oct 27, 2008

    Girl 1. I love to smoke.



    Girl 2. Yeah but, do you ever think about the health issues?



    Girl 1. The only one I care about is wrinkles. That's the only really bad effect.

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that's the other kind of free ride

57 [+ / -]     Oct 24, 2008

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does anyone else feel a breeze?

58 [+ / -]     Oct 23, 2008

    sitting outside of the ga theatre after the vandy game

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look but don't touch, but neither when you with your better half

38 [+ / -]     Oct 16, 2008

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the effects of the economy are worse than we thought

73 [+ / -]     Oct 14, 2008

    Homeless guy: Yo man, gimme some money, I want me some coffee.



    Student: Okay wait, lemme guess. You're on your way to work?

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tryouts for the new season of jackass are going well

48 [+ / -]     Oct 12, 2008

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a walk to remember

114 [+ / -]     Oct 07, 2008

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the cake is a lie

4 [+ / -]     Oct 05, 2008

    Taken in the alley behind Flannigan's. It looks like someone may have been locked in the alley til Thursday and much like a prisoner etched the days in the wall this person just wrote the days on the door.

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you can't do shooters when you're asleep

-64 [+ / -]     Oct 04, 2008

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i'm sure someone could find you a pencil sharpener

4 [+ / -]     Sep 22, 2008

    (Outside Starbucks, trying to register voters)



    Registration guy: The next time somebody walks past us, I'm going to stick a pencil up their ass.

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"...screw it. wanna fuck or not?"

187 [+ / -]     Sep 21, 2008

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she pays for med school the old-fashioned way

86 [+ / -]     Sep 20, 2008

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so in other words, just like a normal friday night

19 [+ / -]     Sep 17, 2008

    Freshman Dude 1: Ok, so what exactly is hazing?



    Freshman Dude 2: Well, basically it's when they strip you down naked in the middle of downtown.

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which, despite the misclassification, is mostly true

12 [+ / -]     Sep 13, 2008

    Guy: (After passing two younger homeless guys) Dude, townies are so gross.

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after a certain point you should just let them go

148 [+ / -]     Sep 11, 2008

    Hungover Sorostitute on cell: Hey, is this SandBar? Okay, did you find any panties in the women's bathroom last night?

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damn, i must have left it in my other overalls

142 [+ / -]     Sep 10, 2008

    6-year-old boy: Can I have something to drink?



    Bartender: May I see some ID first?

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observe the humble wallflorius athenius in her natural environment

42 [+ / -]     Sep 09, 2008

    Nothing like a crazy night on the town to get you pumped!

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good friends will never lie to you

165 [+ / -]     Sep 02, 2008

    Drunk Girl 1: Look, I drank so much downtown that my stomach is poking out in my dress!



    Drunk Girl 2: Your stomach was poking out well before we went downtown.

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drinking too much had nothing to do with it

6 [+ / -]     Sep 02, 2008

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attention freshmen... this is how not to order a beer

90 [+ / -]     Aug 18, 2008

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the new segway... complete with training wheel

23 [+ / -]     Jul 21, 2008

    ACCPD's new and "cheaper" way too patrol downtown.

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careful what you wish for... they have night sticks

263 [+ / -]     Jul 14, 2008

    (As Drunk Guy is getting arrested by the cops and put in cop car)



    Cop: Any requests?



    Drunk Guy: Yeah... 95.5 The Beat!

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we call that living vicariously

35 [+ / -]     Jul 04, 2008

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if only this happened at the vortex

6 [+ / -]     Jul 04, 2008

    Lifehouse Guy: Thank you guys for waiting months to see us. You even dealt with tornadoes!



    Sorostitute: There were tornadoes in Atlanta? I thought tornadoes couldn't happen in cities because of all the tall buildings.

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the townie version of "one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer"

52 [+ / -]     Jun 30, 2008

    Drunk guy placing an order: Yeah, can i get a chocolate shake, a PBR and a water?

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drowning in the sea of humans

-129 [+ / -]     Jun 25, 2008

    The AthFest 2008 crowd on Washington St.

    Reprinted with permission. Courtesy of OMGPARTY.COM

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