Quotes Filed Under "Downtown"


the cake is a lie

3 [+ / -]     Oct 05, 2008

    Taken in the alley behind Flannigan's. It looks like someone may have been locked in the alley til Thursday and much like a prisoner etched the days in the wall this person just wrote the days on the door.

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you can't do shooters when you're asleep

-46 [+ / -]     Oct 04, 2008

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i'm sure someone could find you a pencil sharpener

5 [+ / -]     Sep 22, 2008

    (Outside Starbucks, trying to register voters)



    Registration guy: The next time somebody walks past us, I'm going to stick a pencil up their ass.

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"...screw it. wanna fuck or not?"

169 [+ / -]     Sep 21, 2008

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she pays for med school the old-fashioned way

85 [+ / -]     Sep 20, 2008

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so in other words, just like a normal friday night

21 [+ / -]     Sep 17, 2008

    Freshman Dude 1: Ok, so what exactly is hazing?



    Freshman Dude 2: Well, basically it's when they strip you down naked in the middle of downtown.

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which, despite the misclassification, is mostly true

9 [+ / -]     Sep 13, 2008

    Guy: (After passing two younger homeless guys) Dude, townies are so gross.

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after a certain point you should just let them go

134 [+ / -]     Sep 11, 2008

    Hungover Sorostitute on cell: Hey, is this SandBar? Okay, did you find any panties in the women's bathroom last night?

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damn, i must have left it in my other overalls

133 [+ / -]     Sep 10, 2008

    6-year-old boy: Can I have something to drink?



    Bartender: May I see some ID first?

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observe the humble wallflorius athenius in her natural environment

37 [+ / -]     Sep 09, 2008

    Nothing like a crazy night on the town to get you pumped!

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good friends will never lie to you

156 [+ / -]     Sep 02, 2008

    Drunk Girl 1: Look, I drank so much downtown that my stomach is poking out in my dress!



    Drunk Girl 2: Your stomach was poking out well before we went downtown.

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drinking too much had nothing to do with it

10 [+ / -]     Sep 02, 2008

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attention freshmen... this is how not to order a beer

85 [+ / -]     Aug 18, 2008

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the new segway... complete with training wheel

20 [+ / -]     Jul 21, 2008

    ACCPD's new and "cheaper" way too patrol downtown.

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