translation: "i can't read"

Redneck 2: Well, thats okay.



Redneck 1: I know, I'm good at that oratory shit... see that's what I learned earlier, I'm good at that oratory shit.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Redneck 1: Well, you know I went to college, but I couldn't write the papers.



Redneck 2: Well, thats okay.



Redneck 1: I know, I'm good at that oratory shit... see that's what I learned earlier, I'm good at that oratory shit.

@ The corner of Broad and College
Taken by: judgemental_bastard (102)
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when you gotta go, you gotta go to sleep

Someone fell asleep on the toilet at crowded Sandbar on a Thursday night.

@ Sandbar
Taken by: messyjesse13 (15)
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that's how you know they aren't fans of the movies

The sign in the window of The Clubhouse. Twilight is misspelled.

@ College Ave
Taken by: Ash
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i doubt anyone will get their photo taken sitting on top of him

I took this photo because this dude was standing where the bulldog statue normally sits, but after I took it I realized he was flicking off the Mormons standing at the Arch across the street.

@ Broad St and College Ave, outside Starbucks
Taken by: ash
Filed Under Downtown | Welcome to the south

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at least if you drown you know you aren't a witch

Irish Guy 2: No! Es a myth!



Irish Guy 1: Twenty minutes then.



Irish Guy 2: (to bartender) Whaddayou think?



Bartender: Uh, I know you could get a cramp, but it isn't that likely. I'd say it's safe. Maybe it depends how much you eat.



Irish Guy 2: Or what you eat.



Irish Guy 1: Yeah, I suppose if you eat boulders your shit out of luck. ' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Irish Guy 1: I don't think a fella should be swimmin' after e's eaten. Least not for an hour.



Irish Guy 2: No! Es a myth!



Irish Guy 1: Twenty minutes then.



Irish Guy 2: (to bartender) Whaddayou think?



Bartender: Uh, I know you could get a cramp, but it isn't that likely. I'd say it's safe. Maybe it depends how much you eat.



Irish Guy 2: Or what you eat.



Irish Guy 1: Yeah, I suppose if you eat boulders your shit out of luck.

@ Rye Bar
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when you're really drunk it starts to animate

My favorite graffiti in Athens. Found in the men's room at the downtown Transmet's bar, which is the location of most of the silliest graffiti.

@ Transmetropolitan downtown
Taken by: suds slinger
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double the pleasure, double the fun

Guy 1: (ogling two blonde girls wearing the same dress) What are they, twins?



Guy 2: No, better... freshmen.

@ Budha Bar
Taken by: asmith (15)
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where's the slot for this thing again?

@ Clayton St
Taken by: Ash
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does that mean the chicken is from concentrate?

Girl: Yeah. Except for once a month when I eat some chicken. It's so I can get enough protein.



Guy: Why don't you just eat nuts or take protein supplements or something?



Girl: Pfft. All that is, is meat packed in to tiny little pills.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Guy: So you're a vegetarian now?



Girl: Yeah. Except for once a month when I eat some chicken. It's so I can get enough protein.



Guy: Why don't you just eat nuts or take protein supplements or something?



Girl: Pfft. All that is, is meat packed in to tiny little pills.

@ Which Wich
Taken by: Sam
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you're holding the map upside down again

Fratty: That's awesome, dude. Nice to meet you.



Sorostitute: Oh my gawd! The east coast! So like, from California?' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Homeless Guy: What up, y'all. My name's Netty. I'm from the east coast.



Fratty: That's awesome, dude. Nice to meet you.



Sorostitute: Oh my gawd! The east coast! So like, from California?

@ Corner of College and Clayton
Taken by: Lauren
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kings, queens, what's the difference

Drunk girl: I mean, I don't give a shit. Remember my old neighbor? She was gay. Oh wait! Yeah. Remember how this was that other gay bar? And now it's New Earth? Yeah, this is a gay bar.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk girl: Is this a gay bar?



Drunker girl: I don't know where I am right now.



Drunk girl: I mean, I don't give a shit. Remember my old neighbor? She was gay. Oh wait! Yeah. Remember how this was that other gay bar? And now it's New Earth? Yeah, this is a gay bar.

@ Little Kings
Taken by: Michelle
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what an asshole

Girl: Please?



Guy: No.



Girl: Please?



Guy: No.



Girl: What if...



Guy: No, dammit, no!



Girl: You are the worst boyfriend ever. You watch chick flicks and take me out to dinner, but the minute I want to try anal...



Guy: For God's sake, shut up!

@ Clayton
Taken by: Woah now.
Filed Under Downtown | Hooking up

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and if i do get in, i'm also gonna puke

Drunk Guy: Dude, if I don't get inside this bar, I am going to puke.

@ Outside General Beauregard's
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nah, i'll just look for someone who goes to class less

Drunk Sorostitute: Oh My God! You're totally my TA!



Drunk Asian Guy: Damn it!



Drunk White Guy: Maybe you should stop teaching.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk Asian Guy: What's up ladies... what you got going on tonight?



Drunk Sorostitute: Oh My God! You're totally my TA!



Drunk Asian Guy: Damn it!



Drunk White Guy: Maybe you should stop teaching.

@ Sideways
Taken by: anonymous
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cleanup on aisle clayton

Someone had a little too much fun.

@ Athens
Taken by: Anonymous!
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not as difficult an achievement as he seems to think

(On a crowded East West night bus)



Drunk Freshman Guy 1: Dude. I better get arrested tonight.



Drunk Freshman Guy 2: I know, right? You better.



(They exit the bus and walk towards Bourbon Street)

@ The Arch
Taken by: Not My Plan Tonight
Filed Under Downtown | Drinking | The bus

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does it matter?

Male Professor: So, who stayed in town this weekend? Did anyone go downtown?



Student: I was downtown!



Male Professor: Sweet.



Student: Were you downtown wearing a dress?



Male Professor: What color?

@ SLC
Taken by: Student
Filed Under Downtown | In class | SLC

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they'll screw you more, too

Drunk Guy: Fucking Charter calls me more than my girlfriend.

@ Downtown
Taken by: mdk (15)
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maybe the drunk brad is the real brad

(silence)



Girl: Are you even listening?



(Brad starts snoring)

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Girl: Brad, I just want you to know that I really care about you. It just worries me when you drink like this. It's like you change into another person when you're drunk and I know that's not the real you. I love you. I just want to see you make the right decisions.



(silence)



Girl: Are you even listening?



(Brad starts snoring)

@ taxi cab after downtown
Taken by: tomcat706 (60)
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and that buddha bar is a temple

(Girl 2 walks up to the bar)



Girl 1: (to Girl 2) I just ordered 8 shots of tequila!



(Girl 2 looks horrified)



Girl 1: No, it's okay, my mom thinks El Centro is a restaurant!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: (to Bartender) We need 8 shots of tequila... it's her birthday!



(Girl 2 walks up to the bar)



Girl 1: (to Girl 2) I just ordered 8 shots of tequila!



(Girl 2 looks horrified)



Girl 1: No, it's okay, my mom thinks El Centro is a restaurant!

@ El Centro
Taken by: bartender (15)
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along with the raised fines, acc is now hiring telepathic meter maids

This was in a parking lot downtown...

@ Broad St.
Taken by: Meg C.
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#16   we all feel it too

Despite the tragedy that the Georgia Theatre has been through, the owners still display a sense of humor about the situation. RIP Georgia Theatre.

@ Ga Theatre
Taken by: cricket
Filed Under Downtown | GA Theatre

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good thing they installed a revolving door at the jail

(Walking away from Buddha Bar to a car)



Drunk guy: Man, tonight was great!



Sober guy: You better watch out, they are running a road block down the road.



Drunk guy: Man, I can't go to jail, my PO would be pissed as hell at me!

@ Broad Street
Taken by: MK
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that's how you know you're in georgia

Guy: Kinky.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(A girl is giving another girl a piggyback ride)



Guy: Ew, look at those lesbians.



Girl: Yeah, and we're sisters, too.



Guy: Kinky.

@ downtown
Taken by: confused
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after all, everyone else is getting a bailout

Homeless Man: Can I have some change? I just really need some change, man, please, can I have some change?



Girl: Obama's got your change!

@ Corner of Clayton and College Ave.
Taken by: J. Linn
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they're easier to catch that way

(Two guys watch an attractive woman with a limp walk by)



Guy 1: Aw, she has a limp.



Guy 2: I like that in a girl.

@ downtown
Taken by: observer
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does hope wear a funny hat?

(Girl and Guy are ordering food and discussing HOPE scholarship enrollment requirements)



Guy: You can get partial HOPE with six hours.



Cashier: Dude, I must be really fried from the long day, because I thought you guys were talking about how you were going to meet the Pope in six hours, and I was all like, "The Pope? That's cool, man."

@ Transmetropolitan
Taken by: Girl
Filed Under Downtown | Lost in translation

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that's what you get for partying at officemax

guy passed out on the couch at transmet after the bama game.

@ Transmetropolitan downtown
Taken by: suds slinger
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but apparently not the best answer

Girl: (frightened, pulling back license) Oh, no, this is mine.



Cop: Do you have your fake with you?



Girl: Um, I don't have a fake.



Cop: Good answer. Can you step out of the car, please?' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(Girl in a five-person car with six people is being pulled over)



Cop: May I see your license, please?



(Girl hands over her license)



Cop: This isn't your fake, is it?



Girl: (frightened, pulling back license) Oh, no, this is mine.



Cop: Do you have your fake with you?



Girl: Um, I don't have a fake.



Cop: Good answer. Can you step out of the car, please?

@ Downtown
Taken by: Ruscafe
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patterson wrote on your wall

Just in case its unclear:

Russ:
Fuck you
-Patterson

Patterson:
Try to suck less dick
-Everyone

@ Roadhouse
Taken by: Emotional Fescue (30)
Filed Under Pwn! | Downtown

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"stay in school" apparently doesn't count

Girl 2: Well, how many beers did you have?



Girl 1: Five.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: So, the bartender at the club was really rude to me! He called me out at the end of the night for not tipping him! I couldn't believe it!



Girl 2: Well, how many beers did you have?



Girl 1: Five.

@ Athens Area
Taken by: roommate's 2 girlfriend
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there's no place like home, there's no place like home...

Drunk Girl: Ohmigod! What are you doing in Athens?!



(Pause)



Sober Guy: I live here.



Drunk Girl: Ohmigod! Me too!

@ in front of The Library
Taken by: Shelly
Caption by: McIcehouse (96)
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sure, if you're a nazi

Girl 2: I really want to see The Boy in the Striped Pajamas.



Girl 1: Oh okay! Is it a comedy?' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: Let's go see a movie!



Girl 2: I really want to see The Boy in the Striped Pajamas.



Girl 1: Oh okay! Is it a comedy?

@ downtown
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but some are more obvious than others

White girl: Everyone has their little weird body thing... hairy feet, webbed toes...



Black guy: ...being black.

@ downtown
Taken by: hilarrrious
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brains... brains... brains...

A creeper in the background

@ Bar downtown
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alcohol significantly affects pattern recognition

Bagpipes guy: Neither am I, dumbass!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk redneck: You fucking suck!



Bagpipes guy: Shut the hell up, fucker!



Drunk redneck: At least I'm not playing a fiddle!



Bagpipes guy: Neither am I, dumbass!

@ Corner of Clayton St. and College Ave.
Taken by: Srsly?
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this just in, optimism does not prevent cancer

Girl 1. I love to smoke.



Girl 2. Yeah but, do you ever think about the health issues?



Girl 1. The only one I care about is wrinkles. That's the only really bad effect.

@ Downtown Atlanta
Taken by: l54 (15)
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that's the other kind of free ride

Girl 1: What!? It's a free safe ride service, and we're here, so ride.



Girl 2: Oh, no thanks. I'm trying to find a man.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: Take WatchDawgs home!



Girl 2: Okay, who's he?



Girl 1: What!? It's a free safe ride service, and we're here, so ride.



Girl 2: Oh, no thanks. I'm trying to find a man.

@ WatchDawgs Dispatch Around 2AM
Taken by: WatchDawgs, Inc.
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does anyone else feel a breeze?

sitting outside of the ga theatre after the vandy game

@ dt
Taken by: eww
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look but don't touch, but neither when you with your better half

Asian Guy: How can you tell?



Black Girl: I can see her thong through her dress.



Asian Guy: Well to me, that says available.



Black Girl: Excuse me?



Asian Guy: (falters) You know... if I wasn't with you. I love you.



Black Girl: Shut the fuck up and get me a drink.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Black Girl: She's a hoe.



Asian Guy: How can you tell?



Black Girl: I can see her thong through her dress.



Asian Guy: Well to me, that says available.



Black Girl: Excuse me?



Asian Guy: (falters) You know... if I wasn't with you. I love you.



Black Girl: Shut the fuck up and get me a drink.

@ Opera Nightclub
Taken by: Blondie
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the effects of the economy are worse than we thought

Homeless guy: Yo man, gimme some money, I want me some coffee.



Student: Okay wait, lemme guess. You're on your way to work?

@ The Arch
Taken by: Homeboy
Filed Under Bum | Downtown | Pwn!

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tryouts for the new season of jackass are going well

Drunk Fratty 2: Dude, relax... he's been tasered like eighteen times.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(While hurriedly walking down Broad Street on a Saturday night)



Drunk Fratty 1: You say this guy is the real deal, that he knows what he's doing, but how can we be sure?



Drunk Fratty 2: Dude, relax... he's been tasered like eighteen times.

@ Bourbon Street
Taken by: tess (45)
Filed Under Downtown | Wtf?

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a walk to remember

Student: What? Who are you? What the fuck?



Homeless Guy: Shhhhhh. I'm walkin' witchu.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(Homeless Guy walks up elbow-to-elbow with Student)



Homeless Guy: Yo, I'm walkin' with y'all, man.



Student: What? Who are you? What the fuck?



Homeless Guy: Shhhhhh. I'm walkin' witchu.

@ Downtown
Taken by: Het
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the cake is a lie

Taken in the alley behind Flannigan's. It looks like someone may have been locked in the alley til Thursday and much like a prisoner etched the days in the wall this person just wrote the days on the door.

@ alley behind on Flannigan's right off of Jackson St.
Taken by: rymy (15)
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you can't do shooters when you're asleep

Sorostitute 2: Fuck water, I need my latte!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(Georgia / Alabama game day morning)



Sorostitute 1: Come on, they'll have water at the tailgate!



Sorostitute 2: Fuck water, I need my latte!

@ OK Coffee
Taken by: sleepy barista
Caption by: Dolphus (85)
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i'm sure someone could find you a pencil sharpener

(Outside Starbucks, trying to register voters)



Registration guy: The next time somebody walks past us, I'm going to stick a pencil up their ass.

@ downtown
Taken by: anon
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"...screw it. wanna fuck or not?"

Girl: Uh...



Guy: Wait... wait... that's not how it goes, is it?' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Guy: This is a classy joint, what's a lady like you doing in here?



Girl: Uh...



Guy: Wait... wait... that's not how it goes, is it?

@ buddha bar
Taken by: Nikki
Filed Under Downtown | Dumbass | Pwn!

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she pays for med school the old-fashioned way

Drunk Girl: Oh, yes I can.



Drunk Guy: Bet you 100 dollars you don't last 'til midnight.



Drunk Girl: Alright, 100 dollars. Easiest money I ever made. Besides that lap dance earlier.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Drunk Guy: You can't party like me.



Drunk Girl: Oh, yes I can.



Drunk Guy: Bet you 100 dollars you don't last 'til midnight.



Drunk Girl: Alright, 100 dollars. Easiest money I ever made. Besides that lap dance earlier.

@ Downtown
Taken by: Say What?! (15)
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so in other words, just like a normal friday night

Freshman Dude 1: Ok, so what exactly is hazing?



Freshman Dude 2: Well, basically it's when they strip you down naked in the middle of downtown.

@ Tate Bus Stop
Taken by: Redman
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which, despite the misclassification, is mostly true

Guy: (After passing two younger homeless guys) Dude, townies are so gross.

@ Broad Street
Taken by: person1 (15)
Filed Under Downtown | One-liners

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after a certain point you should just let them go

Hungover Sorostitute on cell: Hey, is this SandBar? Okay, did you find any panties in the women's bathroom last night?

@ Riverbend Club
Taken by: Krunch
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damn, i must have left it in my other overalls

6-year-old boy: Can I have something to drink?



Bartender: May I see some ID first?

@ The Globe
Taken by: anon
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observe the humble wallflorius athenius in her natural environment

Nothing like a crazy night on the town to get you pumped!

@ Barcode
Taken by: Allison Weiss
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good friends will never lie to you

Drunk Girl 1: Look, I drank so much downtown that my stomach is poking out in my dress!



Drunk Girl 2: Your stomach was poking out well before we went downtown.

@ House
Taken by: one guy (45)
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drinking too much had nothing to do with it

Drunk Girl: Ha ha, that's what you get when you play the Dawgs!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(Leaving downtown after the GA Southern game, a guy is getting arrested)



Drunk Girl: Oh, I feel sorry for him!



Drunk Guy: Fuck that, he's a Southern fan!



Drunk Girl: Ha ha, that's what you get when you play the Dawgs!

@ Downtown
Taken by: Ha Ha
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attention freshmen... this is how not to order a beer

Drunk Freshman: I put $4 in there (points to tip jar).



Bartender: Okay, but you have to pay me for the beer.



Drunk Freshman: But I put my money in that pitcher!



Bartender: Well, that's the tip jar. That's where you put tips. You pay me for the alcohol you purchase.



Drunk Freshman: I put four dollars in there. Can I just have the beer?



Bartender: I don't think you understand. That's not where you pay. You pay the bartenders for your drinks. Then, if you choose, you put a tip in the jar. I can't just give you a beer because you say that you put $4 in the tip jar.



Drunk Freshman: Can I just have the beer? I already gave money.



Bartender: I don't understand what you want from me.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(Drunk Freshman orders a PBR)



Bartender: That'll be $2.25.



Drunk Freshman: I put $4 in there (points to tip jar).



Bartender: Okay, but you have to pay me for the beer.



Drunk Freshman: But I put my money in that pitcher!



Bartender: Well, that's the tip jar. That's where you put tips. You pay me for the alcohol you purchase.



Drunk Freshman: I put four dollars in there. Can I just have the beer?



Bartender: I don't think you understand. That's not where you pay. You pay the bartenders for your drinks. Then, if you choose, you put a tip in the jar. I can't just give you a beer because you say that you put $4 in the tip jar.



Drunk Freshman: Can I just have the beer? I already gave money.



Bartender: I don't understand what you want from me.

@ a bar
Taken by: Experienced Bar Patron
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the new segway... complete with training wheel

ACCPD's new and "cheaper" way too patrol downtown.

@ Clayton st
Taken by: johnc78 (15)
Filed Under Downtown | Wtf?

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careful what you wish for... they have night sticks

(As Drunk Guy is getting arrested by the cops and put in cop car)



Cop: Any requests?



Drunk Guy: Yeah... 95.5 The Beat!

@ Broad Street
Taken by: Dave
Filed Under Downtown | Drinking | Pwn!

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we call that living vicariously

Girl 2: No, you're always buying me stuff.



Girl 1: Nuh uh, what?



Girl 2: Like drinks downtown.



Girl 1: Oh, that's because you're the DD.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: (referring to Girl 2's sandwich) Here, let me get that for you.



Girl 2: No, you're always buying me stuff.



Girl 1: Nuh uh, what?



Girl 2: Like drinks downtown.



Girl 1: Oh, that's because you're the DD.

@ subway
Taken by: tootles
Filed Under Downtown | Drinking

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if only this happened at the vortex

Lifehouse Guy: Thank you guys for waiting months to see us. You even dealt with tornadoes!



Sorostitute: There were tornadoes in Atlanta? I thought tornadoes couldn't happen in cities because of all the tall buildings.

@ Lifehouse Concert at the Tabernacle
Taken by: Anon
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the townie version of "one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer"

Drunk guy placing an order: Yeah, can i get a chocolate shake, a PBR and a water?

@ The Grill
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drowning in the sea of humans

The AthFest 2008 crowd on Washington St.

Reprinted with permission. Courtesy of OMGPARTY.COM

@ OMGPARTY
Taken by: washington s
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and did you make sure she had her lunch money?

Guy 1: Are you sure? Maybe its just a thong.



Girl: Um... I don't think so.



Guy 2: Yeah, she's wearing underwear. I made sure before we left the house.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
(Watching Sorostitute dance on a bar)



Girl: I don't think that girl is wearing any underwear.



Guy 1: Are you sure? Maybe its just a thong.



Girl: Um... I don't think so.



Guy 2: Yeah, she's wearing underwear. I made sure before we left the house.

@ Barcode
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has anyone seen my air pump?

The moon-walk things at AthFest 2008.

Reprinted with permission. Courtesy of OMGPARTY.COM.

@ AthFest 2008
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it's important to get your weekly regimen of binge drinking

Girl 1: I really want to go out tomorrow night.



Girl 2: Why?



Girl 1: Well, I feel like my weekend got cut short since I didn't get to go out last night. I know I still had two nights downtown, but I was sober Thursday and I don't remember Friday, so it's like I didn't go downtown at all.

@ Choo Choo (on a Sunday)
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like shooting fish in a barrel

just trying to hook up with me because all you have to do is meet me in a bar downtown around one thirty and buy me a drink to do that.



Girl 2: Shoot... if a guy wants to hook up with me, he doesn't have to buy me a drink, just meet me at the hot dog man after the bars close and buy me a hot dog. Then I'm all yours.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: No, but he's like wanting to get to know about personal stuff and wants to take me out to dinner and a movie. So obviously he's not just trying to hook up with me because all you have to do is meet me in a bar downtown around one thirty and buy me a drink to do that.



Girl 2: Shoot... if a guy wants to hook up with me, he doesn't have to buy me a drink, just meet me at the hot dog man after the bars close and buy me a hot dog. Then I'm all yours.

@ Rivermill pool
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the theory of relativity in action

Girl 2: No you're not! You are definitely one of the 5 nicest people I've ever met!



Girl 1: I wish you knew nicer people.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>
Girl 1: I'm such an asshole motherfucker!



Girl 2: No you're not! You are definitely one of the 5 nicest people I've ever met!



Girl 1: I wish you knew nicer people.

@ Little Kings
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he's gonna feel that one in the morning

This is a cat that lives in the window of this store on Clayton Street. I didn't believe it was real for the longest time because it's usually asleep, but it is!

@ Frontier
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