Quotes Filed Under "Dining hall"


looks like the ventriloquism classes are going well

139 [+ / -]     Nov 20, 2008

    Guy: I give hugs for free!



    Girl 1: (loudly) Well I give sexual favors for hugs!



    Girl 2: (at next table) What? No, Mom! That wasn't me talking!

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dirty hands and a dirty mouth

-111 [+ / -]     Nov 19, 2008

    (Student is reaching for cookies using his hands)



    Dining hall lady: Use those tongs, use those tongs now.



    Student: Fuck off.

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and in a sexual way, wanna screw?

68 [+ / -]     Nov 07, 2008

    (During a midnight Snelling run)



    Gay guy: (to straight guy) In a completely nonsexual way, I'll eat your sausage.

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would you like to make it a fatty?

40 [+ / -]     Oct 09, 2008

    (Guy is talking on his cell phone standing in line ordering a wrap)



    Guy on cell: Yeah, lemme get some cheese. Yeah dude, alright. So he only sells dimes and quarters, but it's real cheap. And some jalapeņos. Okay, that's straight. We'll chill later. Just go buy some.

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she's counting herself twice, which leaves two people

59 [+ / -]     Oct 03, 2008

    Sorostitute 1: You have way too many guys. How many people are in love with you?



    Sorostitute 2: Including me? Four.

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