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so, the poultry science students are out

40 [+ / -] May 25, 2010

Girl: Is it so hard to find a guy in Athens that is nice, smart, cute, and doesn't like cock as much as I do?

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i thought the drought was over

37 [+ / -] Apr 20, 2010

(Sign on soda machine says, "SORRY - OUT OF CO2!")

Girl: What the heck! How do you run out of water?!

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i knew this girl once who poked the entire football team

21 [+ / -] Apr 19, 2010

Girl: so girls just Facebook message you and say they will sleep with you.

Athlete: Well, yeah, basically, but not as many at this school.

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these new info cards are getting pretty serious

13 [+ / -] Apr 08, 2010

One of the info cards at Snelling.

Snelling

Snellibrater

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Girl 2: That doesn't make me a slut, I'm just generous!' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>

can i count that as a charitable donation on my taxes?

36 [+ / -] Mar 25, 2010

Girl 1: You were sucking your friend's date's dick!

Girl 2: That doesn't make me a slut, I'm just generous!

outside Snelling

Doesn't want daughters

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Hooking up

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yeah, can i get some lettuce and some kanye?

26 [+ / -] Mar 09, 2010

Guy: So, what do you like in your wrap?

Girl: Oh you know a little Akon, a little Young Jeezy.

Ohouse

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Girl 2: We're horrible Catholics. I love you.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>

would she then be able to pray the gay away?

-11 [+ / -] Mar 01, 2010

Girl 1: I want every guy I've been with to have to end their story with, "then she went gay and became a nun, the end."

Girl 2: We're horrible Catholics. I love you.

Snelling

bystander

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sounds like a thriller night

-3 [+ / -] Feb 18, 2010

Older Janitor: I'm gonna go home, put a big ol' bag of ice in the bathtub, sit my ass down, and listen to Michael Jackson. Damn!

Cox Dining Hall at Emory

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26 uga students charged with the munchies: film at 11

30 [+ / -] Jan 15, 2010

Guy 1: I saw a checkpoint outside of Snelling last night at 3am!

Guy 2: Isn't that cheating?

Downtown

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Hungover Guy 1: Wait, what? What are you talking about, man?

Hungover Guy 2: Yeah dude, you called her your five-star bitch.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>

when she lent him a notebook in class he knew he had a shot

-30 [+ / -] Jan 13, 2010

Hungover Guy 1: Hey you guys, last night was crazy.

Hungover Guy 2: Dude, why'd you hook up with Hannah last night?

Hungover Guy 1: Wait, what? What are you talking about, man?

Hungover Guy 2: Yeah dude, you called her your five-star bitch.

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what about please? as in "please stop"

53 [+ / -] Jan 10, 2010

Dining Hall Employee: So, you said you wanted guacamole, right?

Guy 1: Yes. Thank you.

Guy 2: Wow, I love it when people say thank you. Thank you for saying thank you.

Guy 1: Well, thank you for thanking me for saying thank you.

Guy 2: And thank you for thanking me for thanking you.

Guy 1: Thank you.

Guy 2: Thank you.

O-House

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at least they weren't used

30 [+ / -] Nov 15, 2009

Fratty 1: So yeah, last night, I totally forgot to lock my door before I passed out.

Fratty 2: Yeah, so?

Fratty 1: Well, this morning I woke up with 8 opened condoms in my mouth.

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11/15/2009, 9:18 PM

what if.. said...

who says it wasn't put on the junk... hmmmm? things to consider.

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11/16/2009, 09:24 AM

GROSS said...

ACTUALLY, STUDIES SHOW THAT ONLY 35% OF FRAT BOYS USE CONDOMS WHILE HAVING SEX WITH EACHOTHER.

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11/16/2009, 09:44 AM

what if... said...

only 35%, not in Athens, you'd be surprised how many kids go and get the plan b pill. For us, let's say 10% sober, .2% fucked up.

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11/16/2009, 10:08 AM

? said...

Why would frat boys need a plan b pill if they are having sex with EACHOTHER? what if you are a moron!

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11/16/2009, 10:41 PM

thinksb4hespeaks said...

no fuck stain, you are.

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11/17/2009, 08:02 AM

HA said...

GUESS WHOS A CUM DUMPSTER?

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11/17/2009, 7:30 PM

blecht said...

you all make me sick

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11/18/2009, 2:08 PM

gross said...

blecht you must have swallowed lots of cum like those frat boys do:)

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11/18/2009, 10:51 PM

blecht said...

yummm, you know it.

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dead wrong

164 [+ / -] Nov 09, 2009

(Guy is speechless)

Girl: Yeah, I know. It's embarrassing. I fall asleep at random times, even in broad daylight.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>

Guy: So, tell me one thing about yourself that nobody else here knows.

Girl: (giggling) Okay. I'm a necrophiliac.

(Guy is speechless)

Girl: Yeah, I know. It's embarrassing. I fall asleep at random times, even in broad daylight.

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note to self... go camping more often

93 [+ / -] Nov 04, 2009

Guy 2: Poison Ivy.

Guy 1: It looks like a hickey.

Guy 2: It is. The girl was dressed like Poison Ivy.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>

Guy 1: What's that mark on your neck?

Guy 2: Poison Ivy.

Guy 1: It looks like a hickey.

Guy 2: It is. The girl was dressed like Poison Ivy.

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Fratty 1: You never know man. Global warming does all kinds of crazy shit.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>

understanding temperature is not one of them

-57 [+ / -] Mar 09, 2009

Fratty 1: All of this snow and shit better be gone when I get back from fucking spring break, man.

Fratty 2: It'll be over a week from now, so I'm pretty sure it'll all be gone.

Fratty 1: You never know man. Global warming does all kinds of crazy shit.

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03/09/2009, 11:06 AM

Adam said...

He understands climate change better than the title writer, apparently.

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03/09/2009, 1:56 PM

Anon said...

Unfortunately true. Global warming is the climate changing in weird ways out of the pattern we're used to. The only reason its called warming is because the average temperature of the world is going up.

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03/09/2009, 5:28 PM

interesting said...

Drink the kool-ade or think for yourself.
http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/editorial_opinion/oped/articles/2009/03/08/wheres_global_warming/

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03/10/2009, 05:07 AM

anonymous said...

I haven't read the article, but to summarise:

"Think for yourself. [References someone else's opinion]."

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03/10/2009, 10:40 AM

ok... said...

Or take into account articles reflecting different opinions concerning the subject. Whichever.

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03/15/2009, 1:55 PM

anonymous said...

"differing opinions"? check your facts and do your research, dear. the US is the only "developed" country to my knowledge in which global warming is still considered a "political" and "opinion-based" issue rather than fact. we're also the only country whose politicians have openly paid off "scientists" to fake results on the global warming issue in order to further their own political/economic aspirations.

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03/18/2009, 11:23 AM

lol said...

you're an idiot.

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03/11/2009, 12:23 AM

anonymous said...

I bet you think evolution is a myth, too.

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03/11/2009, 12:28 AM

anonymous said...

Uhh ok so the author of that fine piece of Pulitzer is not a scientist, so why would I give a shit about his -opinion- on scientific matters??

Seriously, I don't understand why it is any idiot with a type-box thinks he can refute what the vast majority of scientists have found. Newsflash: you're not a scientist either, so sit down, shut up, and let the experts do their job.

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03/11/2009, 10:24 AM

okey dokey. said...

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=57605

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03/11/2009, 1:47 PM

anonymous said...

A whole 500 scientists!! WOW! I'm super impressed! And my mind has been completely changed. Oh, by the way, 45 of those 500 didn't even know they were included in the list, nor did they want to be. But still, 455 scientists!

Now to get the other, you know, 100,000 or so to get on the denier bandwagon!

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03/11/2009, 2:01 PM

ok then. said...

Here's another 31,000... I'm sure I can get to your 100,000 mark by the end of the day.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/2053842/Scientists-sign-petition-denying-man-made-global-warming.html

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03/11/2009, 2:10 PM

good for me. said...

actually, i'm giving up. There's no point arguing. If you dont want to believe that there are facts and scientific theories (unlike those against evolution, which are silly) which propose alternatives to popular belief then that's fine by me. And believe me, I do believe that the popular belief could be true... but I'm saddened that the argument now seems to be more so based in politics than anything else. Bipartisanship really is running this country straight into the ground.

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03/15/2009, 1:58 PM

anonymous said...

fuck you, be a little more cautious about where you get your "news." if you're trying to justify your own overconsumption and lack of any non-utilitarian environmental ethic, you don't deserve to even comment on global warming.

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03/18/2009, 11:24 AM

lol said...

you're an angry liberal idiot.

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03/09/2009, 8:14 PM

it's obvious. said...

Global warming causes extremes. That means super cold or extraordinarily hot. Droughts and what not are the consequences of these extremes.

who the hell would think it only meant getting warmer.

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03/10/2009, 4:14 PM

ManBearPig said...

I AM SUPER SERIAL ABOUT THIS!!!!

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03/10/2009, 6:46 PM

B. said...

Best comment of all. Thank you!

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03/12/2009, 2:48 PM

Why? said...

Why should there even be a debate? No one debates the existence of gravity. Th evidence is so obvious. I mean, do people not want to take responsibility for their actions and just want to ignore the problem? I think that is why there is a debate to begin with...

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03/15/2009, 1:59 PM

agreed said...

thank you for this comment : )

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03/18/2009, 11:24 AM

lol said...

you're definitely an idiot.

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mount up!

107 [+ / -] Feb 18, 2009

Guy 2: I mean, some of the girls you date...' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>

(Outside of O-House, two guys are petting a horse)

Guy 1: Dude, I've never pet a horse before!

Guy 2: I mean, some of the girls you date...

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looks like the ventriloquism classes are going well

176 [+ / -] Nov 20, 2008

Guy: I give hugs for free!

Girl 1: (loudly) Well I give sexual favors for hugs!

Girl 2: (at next table) What? No, Mom! That wasn't me talking!

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dirty hands and a dirty mouth

-126 [+ / -] Nov 19, 2008

(Student is reaching for cookies using his hands)

Dining hall lady: Use those tongs, use those tongs now.

Student: Fuck off.

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11/19/2008, 6:34 PM

anonymous said...

What a disgusting little asshole. That kid should be slapped and so should his parents.

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11/20/2008, 01:16 AM

Kat said...

I definitely agree. I hope she gave him a REAL piece of her mind after that. The men and women that work in the dining hall are always ridiculously nice and helpful, I don't understand how people can be mean to them. Assholes.

And I hope she threw out the rest of the cookies. Gross.

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11/20/2008, 5:16 PM

anonymous said...

not to mention they don't get paid very much, and for all the hard work they do and the fact that they are "ridiculously nice and helpful," they deserve a lot more respect than that.

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11/20/2008, 2:10 PM

yoyo said...

i actually think it is kinda funny

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11/27/2008, 1:43 PM

anonymous said...

me too. rude, but pretty funny.

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11/19/2008, 7:08 PM

anonymous said...

that is so incredibly rude! :(

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11/19/2008, 8:20 PM

Jed Clampett said...

That's when you kick him out of the dining hall. Refund his meal plan, and tell him to never come back. Thanks, but no thanks.

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11/20/2008, 12:18 AM

annoyed said...

But then UGA would lose money, and what's dignity when there's money involved?

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11/20/2008, 06:55 AM

c said...

uga doesn't make money off of the dining hall--it's an auxiliary service, and self-supporting.

however, if this were the standard for rudeness, you'd be surprised at how many self-entitled asshole freshmen would be kicked off their mealplan.

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11/20/2008, 08:39 AM

le sigh said...

I hope she bitch slapped him. And then called his parents.

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11/20/2008, 10:57 AM

Bewildered said...

Wish I had witnessed this one so I could have taught the rude little fucker a lesson he never would have forgotten.

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11/20/2008, 4:05 PM

funny said...

Lulz

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11/20/2008, 4:25 PM

... said...

I hope she spit in his food or worse

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11/20/2008, 6:09 PM

anonymous said...

seriously, don't fuck with people who handle your food, they can get revenge in ways you don't want to even think about.

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11/21/2008, 12:12 AM

lescott said...

I have to clarify...when the student said "fuck off" he was rather quiet and the dining hall lady didn't hear, but the other employee did and he was laughing.

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11/21/2008, 01:38 AM

anonymous said...

It doesn't matter how he said it. He still said it and that is beyond rude.

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11/21/2008, 11:36 AM

SK said...

Well then that just means he's an asshole AND chicken shit. Rude at heart but too scared to actually say it outloud? Pathetic.

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11/30/2008, 11:59 PM

anonymous said...

This is hysterical. Rude, yes, no question about it, but funny.

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11/27/2008, 3:13 PM

anon said...

obviously he should have said "fuck off, please"

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and in a sexual way, wanna screw?

75 [+ / -] Nov 07, 2008

(During a midnight Snelling run)

Gay guy: (to straight guy) In a completely nonsexual way, I'll eat your sausage.

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would you like to make it a fatty?

41 [+ / -] Oct 09, 2008

(Guy is talking on his cell phone standing in line ordering a wrap)

Guy on cell: Yeah, lemme get some cheese. Yeah dude, alright. So he only sells dimes and quarters, but it's real cheap. And some jalape�os. Okay, that's straight. We'll chill later. Just go buy some.

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she's counting herself twice, which leaves two people

60 [+ / -] Oct 03, 2008

Sorostitute 1: You have way too many guys. How many people are in love with you?

Sorostitute 2: Including me? Four.

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10/03/2008, 8:09 PM

bk said...

this one is awesome.

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10/03/2008, 10:13 PM

anonymous said...

I love me some me too!

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10/04/2008, 09:10 AM

Big Old Jeffry said...

This is an example of why people hate Greeks & the greek system.

I wish I'd have been there to tell that skank where to go.

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10/04/2008, 1:11 PM

anonymous said...

Seriously, dude? Lighten up.

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10/04/2008, 5:14 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...

"Lighten up?" She's a self-centered whore. I calls 'em as I sees 'em.

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10/04/2008, 9:41 PM

anon said...

while i do find this funny..i also agree with you.

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10/05/2008, 12:06 AM

anonymous said...

Am I the only one who detects a bit of lightheartedness and jest in this quote? I doubt she said that with straight-faced sincerity.

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10/09/2008, 02:54 AM

budsey (16) said...

At least she's honest.

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10/05/2008, 3:15 PM

SK said...

Hey Jeffy Poo-

I'm not a fan of the "Greek System" myself, but damn. Were you rejected from a fraternity or something? Did you even ever go to UGA? It seems that you spend all of your time on here berating other people...tell us what's so great about yourself. I'll be waiting with barely contained excitement.

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10/05/2008, 8:21 PM

Fratty McFratterson said...

Didn't get a bid huh, Jeff?

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10/07/2008, 3:39 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...

Please. Your assumption that I'm nursing sour grapes is not only wrong-headed, but logically inconsistent. If I really wanted to be a Greek, I could purchase my friends, as well, little one.

I can't imagine caring what you think about me.

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10/08/2008, 03:28 AM

Fratty McFratterson said...

I have no particular insight on what you may or may not be nursing, Jeffy.

That being said, if you wanted to go Greek you'd have to go through rush and then be offered a bid before you could begin pledging. If you manage to make it through the pledging process you can be initiated. Only then, would you be able to purchase the friends of your choosing.

So my assumption that you might not have gotten a bid and spent your college life lonely and frustrated is quite logical.

And your bitter comments lead me to believe that you could, quite possibly, imagine caring what i think about you.

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10/08/2008, 06:17 AM

Big Old Jeffry said...

So I see you can use http://www.thesaurus.com.

Good for you, Fratty.

I've no idea how the Greek system works, and I can't imagine caring how it works. I do know that it's little more than a class/caste system populated by wanna-be Fortune 500 CEOs and coked-up whores.

As I said before, your assumption that I'd even deign to join one of these nothing associations is quite logically inconsistent.

Now, do me a favor: go to hell.

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10/08/2008, 2:03 PM

KL said...

Your constant need to talk bad about Greeks really does make it seem like you don't care. It's almost as convincing as when 7 year old boys pull little girls pigtails.
Plus you think Greeks are cliche, I can picture you perfectly.

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10/08/2008, 8:34 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...

Is there a point to your blathering, or are you just wasting oxygen?

I also hate Nazis. Does that make me a Nazi? I hate "The Hills." Does that hate make me a closet fan? I don't like the Florida Gators; I don't like Paris Hilton; I don't like the president of Iran. I don't like John McCain.

I assume that I'm a fan of all these folks, as well?

Good God, man. It's called logic. Teachers cover it in English 1101.

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10/08/2008, 8:59 PM

ME said...

So Jeffry, are you always so angry and miserable, or just on the internet? Go drink a beer, buddy.

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10/08/2008, 9:05 PM

SK said...

I believe KL mentioned that it was your CONSTANT need to talk shit that made you seem so uncaring. But whatever, that's just semantics. I'm sure they cover that too, but I wouldn't know since I never had to take 1101.

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10/08/2008, 10:03 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...

*MY* constant need to talk?

What's with *YOUR* constant need to get the last word, friend?

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10/08/2008, 11:28 PM

KL said...

the fact that you get so angry over really silly stuff like OIA makes me kind of sad for you. Also, I didn't say you talked bad about greeks because you wanted to be one, I just think deep down you really do care what other people think of you. Maybe not the people on here specifically but your over enthusiastic anger is clearly a mask for something. And I guess I missed logic in English 1101 since I exempted it (but then you probably assume my parents paid for that too, right?)

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10/09/2008, 06:36 AM

Big Old Jeffry said...

Still striving to get the last word, eh, Mr. Conformist?

Good job, prep school bitch.

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10/09/2008, 07:22 AM

huh said...

you just used mr. and bitch in the same post. were those to the same person?

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10/09/2008, 10:34 PM

SK said...

KL and SK are NOT the same person. I guess it must be difficult if three different people are trying to get the last word. Tough times. Too bad I have more to occupy my time than checking OIA every five minutes to argue with griefers like yourself. Starting an argument once a day is enough for me.

And I went to an inner-city high school, so don't try to use that argument for me. Also, I already know I'm a bitch. Don't bother telling me what I already know.

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10/10/2008, 11:04 AM

anonymous said...

i'm just curious how narrow we can get these comment boxes

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10/11/2008, 03:23 AM

Ditto said...

x2.

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10/11/2008, 12:09 PM

so tiny said...

so so tiny.

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10/11/2008, 3:28 PM

Sammi (338) said...

The cake is a lie.

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10/11/2008, 3:28 PM

Tiny Old Jeffry said...

It's tiny like me.

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10/11/2008, 9:49 PM

i wonder said...

eventually it will have to stop shrinking right?

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10/12/2008, 10:20 AM

anonymous said...

we'll just have to find out, won't we

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10/12/2008, 1:24 PM

perhaps... said...

... it will eventually be only a letter wide. wheee!

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10/12/2008, 7:38 PM

SK said...

Maybe now...

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10/12/2008, 10:53 PM

kl said...

or now?

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10/12/2008, 11:14 PM

anonymous said...

ha

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10/12/2008, 11:31 PM

Kat said...

I think it's still getting smaller.

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10/13/2008, 09:20 AM

anonymous said...

freedom! to the right margin!!

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10/13/2008, 2:44 PM

Kat said...

And we have surpassed the margin. I think this is a definite html coding error.

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10/13/2008, 9:42 PM

SK said...

I wonder what will happen to this:

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

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10/13/2008, 10:19 PM

anonymous said...

cmonskyougottauseareallylongwordsoyoumakeitpastthescrollbar

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10/14/2008, 8:49 PM

the right margin said...

ow! stop it guys!

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11/16/2008, 9:27 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...

i suck big cock, and i like it ;)

and btw, i still cry at night that even ATO dropped me like a hot pancake... :'(

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10/07/2008, 2:22 PM

anon said...

dude chill. plus there is a chance these girls weren't even in sororities a lot of times people just put sorostitue because they assume the girl is in a sorority but believe it or not there are dumb non-greek people too.

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10/07/2008, 3:39 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...

There's such a thing as dumb "non-greek people?"

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10/07/2008, 4:23 PM

mommy g said...

ooooooooh, big ol jeffry is a man after my own heart--my college days were FILLED with idiocy such as this. one cannot BELIEVE the arrogance and self-centeredness of these pampered spoiled little sh*ts!!

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10/07/2008, 7:01 PM

anon. said...

I'm sorry y'all feel that way. Clearly you have had some bad experiences with people involved in the greek system, but deep down you must know that talking badly about someone only makes you look bad. Perhaps if you are still so angry about issues from your college days you should seek some therapy, or at least just let it go. You probably shouldn't look at this website either as I'm sure reading about all of the "arrogant, self-centered, pampered spoiled little sh*ts" just makes you increasingly upset and let's be honest, no sane person would continue to do something that they know is going to upset them right?

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10/10/2008, 3:24 PM

ANON said...

Big Jeff,

For someone to be so aware of logic & how it was explained in ENG 1101, you are very illogical.

Logic would tell you that if you know nothing of the Greek system, which you claim, then you would not know for certain what its members are like. Logic would also tell you that out of the thousands of students who participate in Greek, it's not possible for them to ALL be identical, similar perhaps, but that can be said with a large majority of UGA. Someone must not have paid as close attention to the Logic Lesson as he thinks.

Oh and by the way...I went Greek & I've never been to private school, I drive a used car, I'm in the Honors Program & have never used coke.

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10/10/2008, 8:14 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...

How to respond to *this* tripe?

1. You're lying. I don't believe for a second that you were Greek. You're far to articulate.

2. Even if you're not lying, I can't imagine giving a damn.

3. Deductive reasoning. Look it up.

Good enough for you? If not, take it up with your mom.

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10/10/2008, 9:16 PM

UGH said...

No shit, Jeffry, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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10/11/2008, 3:45 PM

SK said...

Aww, I'm disappointed in you JeffyPoo! Didn't they teach you the "to/too" distinction in that 1101 class you're so proud of?

"You're far TOO articulate."

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10/11/2008, 9:46 PM

hahahahaha said...

that sucks for you dude. welcome down off your high horse.

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10/11/2008, 9:55 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...

"That" what?

I'm on my high horse because I'm morally superior to you.

Deal with it, friend.

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10/11/2008, 11:38 PM

ME said...

Jeff, I would love to hear how those English 1101 logical reasoning skills have led you to believe that you are morally superior to people you have never met.

Please, humor us all.

Your English teacher should be fired.

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04/27/2009, 4:17 PM

hmm said...

if you didn't reely give a damn...you wouldn't respond.

And I wish you wouldn't. You sound like a narrow-minded know-it-all.

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10/10/2008, 9:34 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...

"No shit?"

Your comment, as it were, makes no sense, little one.

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10/11/2008, 12:08 PM

so sad said...

Jeffry do you have as many enemies in real life as you do one OIA? It sort of feels like it's you against the world. Why would that girl lie about being in a sorority? Believe it or not most Greeks (girls as least I can't speak for Fraternities as I am not in one) are very smart. I am in a sorority and the LOWEST GPA on our bid list was a 3.5. I would like to meet you, show you that Greeks are nice, and well rounded, and smart, and then give you a big big hug until you weren't so angry at the world.

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10/11/2008, 3:21 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...

I don't want a hug. I live in my mother's basement and make $17,000 a year cleaning toilets. That's why I'm so angry at the world.

But I'm still better than everyone.

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10/11/2008, 9:54 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...

Except that I didn't write this . . .

I know that the truth hurts you conformist bastards, by why impersonate me? I'm a nothing to your all-powerful Greek ways. Why not just go to a mixer and congratulate yourself on purchasing yet another grade?

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10/12/2008, 12:09 AM

what said...

How exactly do Greeks purchase grades? I understand saying we purchase friends but grades, that makes no sense at all.

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10/12/2008, 12:19 PM

Tiny Old Jeffry said...

Gee, your language is getting stronger and stronger. Are we upsetting widdle Jeffry?

I'm not Greek. I don't purchase my grades, or my friends. I have a 4.0. What was your GPA, Jeff? Have you ever even been to college? I see you still haven't answered that question up there:

"It seems that you spend all of your time on here berating other people...tell us what's so great about yourself. I'll be waiting with barely contained excitement. "

Why don't you provide us with proof of your superiority?

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10/11/2008, 9:48 PM

hug it out. said...

You're lying. I don't believe for a second that you clean toilets. You're far to articulate.

sound familiar?

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10/11/2008, 10:17 PM

haha. said...

big old jeffry would rather fight on OIA than interact with the rest of the school at the game. Probably sold his season tickets to one of those greeks he hates so much.

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10/12/2008, 12:17 PM

SK said...

I doubt he ever went to UGA at all, honestly. Why on earth would he want to go to a PUBLIC school full of such idiots? After all, he's morally superior. Too bad he's not intellectually superior.

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10/12/2008, 2:42 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...

Oh my dear child, you uninformed wart on the peter of humanity, I am so far above you intellectually that I have serious doubts as to whether you can even read my posts.

I'm not only morally superior to you, but I'm also completely superior.

Don't you love my attitude? It's the same one that all you Greeks have, as well.

Burn.

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10/12/2008, 7:37 PM

SK said...

Who are you to claim I can't read your posts when you have consistently ignored my arguments entirely. I'm not a Greek and you're quite inferior. Did you seriously say "peter" and use "burn" as an insult? Grow up.

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10/12/2008, 7:10 PM

anon said...

This is probably one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Why not just let Jeffry continue living in the illusion that he's all high and mighty. Will it hurt you? No. Unfortunately the world is populated with people like him.

...You know who else was convinced he was morally and intellectually superior?

Hitler.

For someone that hates the Nazis, you sure are sounding like one.

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10/13/2008, 9:41 PM

SK said...

Ha, you're quite right. I really have wasted so much of my time on this thread. Thanks for bringing me back to reality.

See ya, Jeffry! Burn in hell, douche! :D

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10/13/2008, 1:49 PM

someone said...

this whole conversation is so much funnier than the original post!

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10/13/2008, 10:07 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...

I knew you'd shut up eventually.

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04/27/2009, 4:22 PM

knew it said...

yep. Jeffry DOES need to have the last word. I think it makes him feel 'superior'.

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10/19/2008, 03:56 AM

Fratty McFratterson said...

Wow...i've apparently missed quite an argument. Sorry i haven't been there for you Jeffy poo, i was too busy fratting it up (in a totally nonconformist way).

I hope all is well with you and yours, and btw you should consider going through rush sometime (this is assuming you're still in college and not a 28-year-old visiting OIA to argue with people who ARE students) i'm sure you'd enjoy it.

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10/26/2008, 10:47 PM

Anonymous said...

The irony is thick when a person makes fun of Greeks for being self-centered and self-loving and then claims to be morally and completely superior to everyone who posts.

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01/27/2009, 6:11 PM

wonkabar said...

gimme pizza

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01/28/2009, 9:32 PM

annon said...

Holy shit I just waisted my time reading this. And yes this here little fight was better than that there original quote

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02/05/2010, 6:58 PM

Frat Tabbin' said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wow jeffy you is a faggot!

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neither... one just moved

-37 [+ / -] Sep 12, 2008

Sorostitute: In the black cherry ice cream, are those black things cherries or chocolate?

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someone should tell him the camo doesn't really help him blend in

25 [+ / -] May 29, 2008

A giant blood droplet is scaring people into giving blood in front of Snelling Dining Commons

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they go straight for the whipped cream

-29 [+ / -] May 26, 2008

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clearly, the cold war is not over

-44 [+ / -] May 10, 2008

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Guy 2: We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

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talk about an impacted colon

134 [+ / -] Apr 29, 2008

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157 [+ / -] Apr 17, 2008

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"...i thought i didn't smell something"

37 [+ / -] Apr 08, 2008

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Girl: Shut the fuck up and take us to Snelling.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>

finally... the tables have turned

298 [+ / -] Mar 29, 2008

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and you're friend has been dieting wrong

268 [+ / -] Feb 03, 2008

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with a side of moron

72 [+ / -] Nov 14, 2007

Sorostitute: Yes. Lettuce.

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Sorostitute: Yes. Lettuce.

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Guy: That's because you are still wearing your sunglasses.' style='padding: none; margin: none;'>

and your ass for a hat

726 [+ / -] Nov 09, 2007

Girl: (as she walks into Snelling) Wow, I've never noticed how dark it is in here before!

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Girl 1: What? Yes we can.

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i'm not sure we all understand the problem

103 [+ / -] Oct 23, 2007

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stacy's mom has got it goin' on

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(pause)

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55 [+ / -] Aug 30, 2007

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(pause)

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-60 [+ / -] Aug 28, 2007

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(Staff stares blankly)

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163 [+ / -] May 08, 2007

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Sorostitute: I'll have the seafood fried rice, please.

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61 [+ / -] May 02, 2007

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I don't remember soap, it was all water...

45 [+ / -] Apr 27, 2007

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47 [+ / -] Apr 21, 2007

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i wonder if the pun was intentional

-24 [+ / -] Mar 26, 2007

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Guy 2: Well, I guess they're totally tubular, ass.

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