Quotes Filed Under "Bum"


the effects of the economy are worse than we thought

69 [+ / -]     Oct 14, 2008

    Homeless guy: Yo man, gimme some money, I want me some coffee.



    Student: Okay wait, lemme guess. You're on your way to work?

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a walk to remember

105 [+ / -]     Oct 07, 2008

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he's working on his dissertation as we speak

21 [+ / -]     Sep 10, 2008

    Homeless Guy: Excuse me, can you spare some change for some psychedelic research?

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leave mom out of it

152 [+ / -]     Jul 01, 2008

    (A young guy is walking down the street holding hands with a much older, not so attractive lady)



    Bum: Boy, you're had too much to drink!

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i'll take that as a maybe

-27 [+ / -]     May 07, 2008

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we're guessing that wouldn't take long

-13 [+ / -]     Apr 30, 2008

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mom, can i keep him?

75 [+ / -]     Apr 18, 2008

    Homeless guy: I'm potty trained, take me home.

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despite the math error, a charming effort

201 [+ / -]     Apr 05, 2008

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it's so hard to get bum juice out of the grill

-67 [+ / -]     Apr 01, 2008

    (Fratty almost hits bum on a bike downtown when turning, then rolls down his window)



    Fratty: Watch where your going! You could have put a dent in my car you bastard.

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sounds like he's under pressure

131 [+ / -]     Mar 19, 2008

    Bum: (outside MARTA station) Spare change? Spare change?



    (He breaks into a perfect David Bowie imitation)



    Bum: Ch-ch-ch-changes! Turn and face the train! Changes!

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better get used to it, kids

169 [+ / -]     Mar 14, 2008

    Bum: (sitting on ground outside MARTA station) Spare change?



    (Mom tries to hurry her two kids past him)



    Little Boy: Wow, a homeless person! We learned about these in social studies!



    Little Girl: I never thought I'd actually get to see one in real life!

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turns out beggars CAN be choosers

61 [+ / -]     Feb 28, 2008

    Beggar Lady: Does anyone have any change so I can eat?



    (Guy starts putting nickels and pennies down on the seat for her)



    Beggar Lady: No, no, I don't take pennies.

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she as well be saving up barcodes from cereal boxes

34 [+ / -]     Feb 21, 2008

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or to take you for a ride on his spaceship

99 [+ / -]     Feb 07, 2008

    Guy on cell: Yeah, if you see him tell him to call his mom because a bum found his cell phone in a parking lot. Yeah he's probably going to want money or beer.

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meet the stranger inside all of us

172 [+ / -]     Nov 26, 2007

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honesty is hard to come by these days

41 [+ / -]     Jun 12, 2007

    Shirtless bum: Spare some change for beer?

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man, i hate that guy

0 [+ / -]     Feb 27, 2007

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red 87! red 87! go long!

50 [+ / -]     Feb 26, 2007

    Guy on street at 4-way stop: Yo man, just throw me a quarter.



    Guy: Was that a drive-by panhandling?

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