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lately he just asks for the usual

23 [+ / -]     Oct 06, 2008

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thanks, now i'm gonna be analyzing this all night

-1 [+ / -]     Oct 05, 2008

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"she" just loves keeping up with traffic news

2 [+ / -]     Oct 04, 2008

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and someone just wanted an excuse to make that euphemism

102 [+ / -]     Oct 01, 2008

    Barberitos worker: (smearing sour cream on a taco) Let me smooth it out for you.



    Flirtacious woman: You just wanted an excuse to put your finger in my taco.

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i'm sure someone could find you a pencil sharpener

5 [+ / -]     Sep 22, 2008

    (Outside Starbucks, trying to register voters)



    Registration guy: The next time somebody walks past us, I'm going to stick a pencil up their ass.

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that's really a size 6 in men's

80 [+ / -]     Sep 18, 2008

    Girl: How long is a foot long?



    Employee: Seriously?



    Girl: Whatever. Size 7 and a half, please.

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welcome to athens, home of the disgruntled food-service employee

91 [+ / -]     Sep 14, 2008

    Girl: Hey I know you... you clean dishes, right?



    Dishwasher: Yeah.



    Girl: (very impressed with herself) Ha! I knew it. You were cleaning dishes when I was here last night.



    Dishwasher: Yeah... It's called a job. You should try it sometime.

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it doesn't count just because your jeep is green

-2 [+ / -]     Sep 14, 2008

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there's nothing better than a bus with it's own full bar

97 [+ / -]     Sep 12, 2008

    Passenger: Want a beer?



    Driver: No thanks.



    Passenger: Shot of something?



    Driver: I am driving a 40,000 pound bus, no thanks.

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"...and while i'm here, can i check my oasis on your computer?"

97 [+ / -]     Sep 06, 2008

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so we have these things called concerts...

4 [+ / -]     Aug 30, 2008

    Sound guy 1: Why does it seem so loud in here?



    Sound guy 2: Because it is loud in here.

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as well as what he didn't do

20 [+ / -]     Aug 12, 2008

    Box Office Guy: (to manager) That guy in the wheelchair just went in the bathroom that only has urinals. For the rest of my life I will wonder what he did in there.

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productive and cathartic... what more can you ask for?

124 [+ / -]     Aug 02, 2008

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i think the headphones are a little too tight

-4 [+ / -]     Jul 29, 2008

    Large Bearded Man: If I stay in here too much longer, I'm not going to have enough money to strangle any more horses.

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#3   giving new meaning to the word whopper

90 [+ / -]     Jul 28, 2008

    The BK sign at 5:30 in the morning... it was changed later in the afternoon.

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