when you gotta go, you gotta go to sleep

Someone fell asleep on the toilet at crowded Sandbar on a Thursday night.

@ Sandbar
Taken by: messyjesse13 (15)
Filed Under Drinking | Downtown | Sandbar

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the modern-day equivalent of "here be monsters"

Warning on the sidewalk outside the law library with an arrow pointing to the tree straight ahead: "There's a homeless guy in the magnolia."

@ Outside Law Library
Taken by: lawdawg (60)

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fucking finals

@ freshman dorm
Taken by: anonymous
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does it change to "dranked" when it's empty?

A bottle of Drank spotted in the kitchen at Trappeze.

@ Trappeze
Taken by: Anonymous
Filed Under At work | Trappeze

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ridiculous, genius, or both?

This guy is wearing an umbrella hat on a rainy day.

@ Tate Bus Stop
Taken by: isawthat (30)
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if this bus doesn't hurry up, i'm gonna be late for potions!

Apparently, Harry Potter book bags are acceptable once you become a senior in college.

@ The Players Club bus stop
Taken by: isawthat (30)
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#14   hey you guuuuuuuys!!!!

This tree definitely looks like Sloth from The Goonies.

@ Sandy Creek Nature Center
Taken by: Sammi (338)

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parking is hard when you see two of everything

A neighbor missed the parking lot when attempting to park.

@ river club
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are those 14 pounders or 16?

I don't even know what to say.

@ Showtime Bowling
Taken by: Nick (15)
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#8   the meter maids are getting really serious about that one hour limit

SLUT keyed into someone's car in The Club apartment complex... someone must have had a bad night!

@ The Club
Taken by: anonymous
Filed Under In the car | Pwn!

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and the worst part of all... he spilled ketchup on his shirt at dinner

Prior to passing out, this guy not only threw up all over himself, but he also peed his pants.

@ in the back of a taxi cab
Taken by: tomcat706 (60)
Filed Under Drinking | Ew.

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athens, home of the minor in possession

Training for college.

@ Lumpkin Street
Taken by: em2125 (15)
Filed Under Drinking

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two great tastes that go great together

Sign at the Georgia Theater

@ Georgia Theater
Taken by: Bealle (15)
Filed Under GA Theatre | Pwn! | Smoking

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they must mean driving while smoking pot

Grass... what grass?

@ Behind Fine Arts
Taken by: Glen (16)

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now she'll definitely remember that appointment

In case you can't tell the entire Trailblazer is covered in Post-It notes.

@ Riverclub Apartments
Taken by: dandan (30)
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"hello? geico? i was wondering if i have the complete dumbass coverage on my policy..."

apparently she didn't notice that the driveway ended...

@ Windsor Place, Macon HWY
Taken by: dandan (30)
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patterson wrote on your wall

Just in case its unclear:

Russ:
Fuck you
-Patterson

Patterson:
Try to suck less dick
-Everyone

@ Roadhouse
Taken by: Emotional Fescue (30)
Filed Under Pwn! | Downtown

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#11   it's not just fluoride they're adding to the water

Probably the best thing I have ever received in the mail. Compliments of the Athens-Clarke County water business office

@ My House
Taken by: kazaam (15)
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fortune cookies just aren't as fun as they used to be

Found clumsily taped to the left handrail of a stairway in the SLC on campus.

@ SLC (ZMLC)
Taken by: Charles-Ryan (15)
Filed Under Neat | SLC

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pejorative bigot ISO single gay male that sucks at ping pong

Can someone PLEASE explain to me WTF this poster is supposed to mean?!

@ On the ground, S. Rocksprings St
Taken by: Darren (105)
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we don't know what that means, and we probably don't want to

Notice the "serverd" near the bottom.

@ East Side Zaxby's
Taken by: Melanie (45)
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free to good home... must be fluent in lolspeak

A flier in Boyd becomes an instant LOLcat.

@ Boyd Graduate Studies Center
Taken by: tess (45)
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the cake is a lie

Taken in the alley behind Flannigan's. It looks like someone may have been locked in the alley til Thursday and much like a prisoner etched the days in the wall this person just wrote the days on the door.

@ alley behind on Flannigan's right off of Jackson St.
Taken by: rymy (15)
Filed Under Downtown | Neat

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pick me! pick me! huh? what do you mean there's no one there? stupid mask.

Apparently, Walmart had a little "fair" that featured wrestling. This guy is wearing a dollar store wrestling championship belt and an awesome mask.

@ Walmart on Epps Bridge
Taken by: Sammi (338)
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#21   discount available for naughty, naughty girls

Saw this under the "general" items section on craigslist and I couldn't think of anything used that people would want to buy more.

@ on Athens craigslist
Taken by: SouthernDlite (128)
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despite the flowers, his wife was still too pissed to let him in the car

dude in the back of a truck with flowers.

@ on 316
Taken by: SouthernDlite (128)
Filed Under 316 | In the car

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he's buying a copy of usa yesterday

This man is obviously waiting for the news that the south is gonna rise again.

@ Pancake House off Prince
Taken by: SouthernDlite (128)
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the new segway... complete with training wheel

ACCPD's new and "cheaper" way too patrol downtown.

@ Clayton st
Taken by: johnc78 (15)
Filed Under Downtown | Wtf?

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just don't rear end him

I haven't seen truck nutz since I lived in Alabama.

@ broad st.
Taken by: eikonproductions (15)
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one way to avoid a dui

Older guy passed out in the car in the late afternoon of Athfest... at least he didn't try to drive.

@ In front of Allgood
Taken by: So are you like, a photographer? (15)
Filed Under Athfest | In the car

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does this coal tower go to snelling?

Historic preservationists were horrified when this coal tower was replaced by the Multi-Modal Center next to downtown.

@ Classic Center Parking Deck, Foundry St (2004)
Taken by: Darren (105)
Filed Under The bus | Neat

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at least it wasn't in the english building

water fountain in sculpture building. "what's with" the quotation marks?

@ sculpture building
Taken by: anonymous
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he's gonna feel that one in the morning

This is a cat that lives in the window of this store on Clayton Street. I didn't believe it was real for the longest time because it's usually asleep, but it is!

@ Frontier
Taken by: Sammi (338)
Filed Under Downtown | Neat

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i'm super cereal

Manbearpig parties, too.

@ Riverbend Apts
Taken by: ohsnap (45)
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and you've got to be a genius to write graffiti with a sharpie

this is on a trash can at a baseball field

@ Bethesda Park
Taken by: Melanie (45)
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#1   "...thanks for holding me up, young lady"

Old man bringing the Dawg spirit (and probably his viagra too) to St. Simons for Ga/Fl

@ St. Simons
Taken by: SouthernDlite (128)
Filed Under Ew. | Football | Hooking up

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that looks painful. so does the tattoo.

Saw this tat at some drunk at the pool and just had to zoom in on it.

@ the Woodlands pool
Taken by: SouthernDlite (128)
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how to blind yourself with an empty keg

Behold a still built out of a beer keg.

@ Reese St
Taken by: Darren (105)
Filed Under Drinking | Neat

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dude, put that away

Saw this at one of those stands in the Mall couldn't resist the photo op..

@ Athens Mall
Taken by: cwesch (91)
Filed Under Ew. | Football

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proof that our ancestors flung poo

Wondering what to do with that loft now that you're moving out of the dorm? How about a trebuchet?

@ West side
Taken by: Darren (105)
Filed Under Dorm life | Neat

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therapists wanted

Out of concern for the well-being of their customers, all estimates will be given by licensed mental health practitioners specializing in the treatment of post traumatic stress disorder.

@ Prince Avenue
Taken by: Darren (105)
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"...happy mother's day! now do my laundry."

This was seen on the facebook ad board. So yeah, go buy your mom flowers WITH HER MONEY. Way to go FTD.

@ Facebook
Taken by: Sammi (338)
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good morning, sunshine

If you haven't woken up to this view, you're not doing it right.

@ Broad St, Downtown
Taken by: Darren (105)
Filed Under Downtown | Neat

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#13   the first person to beat the high score gets a free bowl of pad thai

Geeks + Beer + Video Projector + Nintendo = Tetris projected above Doc Chey's

@ E Clayton St, Downtown
Taken by: Darren (105)
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except that the blood wine thing would get him crazy DUIs

Bumper sticker on someone's jeep.

@ Stevi B's
Taken by: Sammi (338)
Filed Under In the car | Welcome to the south

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we hear they have really nice pearl necklaces

Their clothes certainly get attention...

@ Downtown
Taken by: ohsnap (45)
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it must be summertime in athens

pbr, cheap red wine, vodka soaked watermelon

@ sps
Taken by: southpope (15)
Filed Under Drinking | Welcome to the south

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it was love at first sight

Portable guest bedrooms?

@ off Barber Street
Taken by: SouthernDlite (128)
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look at my tiny, tiny sign!

Technically Overseen in Jacksonville, not Athens, but certainly affiliated.

@ Florida Game
Taken by: marajade (156)
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help me find my contact!

My friend when she found out that Pita Pit was closed.

@ Pita Pit
Taken by: SouthernDlite (128)
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we don't need no water let the barcalounger burn

This chair was destined for the dumpster, so we thought we'd run it over and light it on fire first.

@ Parking lot on Milledge
Taken by: anonymous

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morning, wood!

He was laying on the couch fell and didn't wake up.. Oh the wonders of alcohol!

@ Home - New Years Eve
Taken by: cwesch (91)
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#22   monorail squirrel takes a nap

That's right... we went there.

@ My deck
Taken by: ohsnap (45)
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romance is in the air... even for bicycles

Giant bicycle surrounded by Hobbit bicycles...

@ Downtown
Taken by: anonymous
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are they from him?

Outside of Toppers waiting on cheap $3 blow jobs

@ South Jackson St
Taken by: ugapeach04 (15)
Filed Under Downtown | Drinking | Ew.

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h8n mstrb8n was too long

A license plate from a right winger

@ Movie theatre parking lot - Athens
Taken by: cwesch (91)
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there's your hope scholarship money in action

Completely empty Vodka bottle at the UGA v. Kentucky game in 2007.

@ Sanford Stadium
Taken by: anonymous
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it was a game day, so the urine was flammable

Burning an Alabama Koozie

@ ATH
Taken by: cwesch (91)
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i studied so hard for this final i had to smoke 100s

finals week at hot corner.

@ hot corner
Taken by: anonymous
Filed Under Downtown | Smoking

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