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how drunk were those people to let jazzy j put his arms all around them?

04/29/2008, 08:20 AM

Lemme Get 4 Quarter!!!

Jazzy J comes into Walker's at least once a week and buys a 1.75 a High Life (no tip) then proceeds to harass us and our customers or some other bar for hours. Moral of the story: please don't give him the orig. $1.75 so we don't have to deal w/ the creeper. Maybe we can start a college fund for the twins instead?

04/29/2008, 5:37 PM

05/11/2008, 8:43 PM

"come on people let me getcha wise. i get all them ladies tween the abalade thighs. bla bla bla bla bla you wake up with a baby in yo stomach."

Rack-em willy is WAY cooler

um - the twins should be getting part-time jobs by now anyway... buying pops some beer. y'all should bust JJ's balls for that - his kids had been in diapers for YEARS when i was there is 99.

Jazzy J's girl has been having babies since I was 15. He has to have about 30 kids by now (about half of them, twins of course).

my ex-boyfriend must have given jazzy j hundreds of dollars when we were at UGA. and my ex-boyfriend didn't have a car, so it was like i was giving him the hundreds of dollars. this is why i still won't give out money seven years later. plus, who has the 45 minutes to listen to is crap?

How's Jazzy doing these days? I hardly ever see him.

(Jazzy) - Hey man!

(guy) - Hey Jazzy.

(Jazzy) -Hey man, give me 3 dollars.

(guy) - Sorry man, I'm broke

(Jazzy) - FUCK YOU!