Quotes from "ATH"


i'll take some cheetos, a pack of smokes, and an assault rifle

17 [+ / -]     Mar 21, 2010

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as long as we're stuck, let's build a snow dick!

14 [+ / -]     Feb 18, 2010

    A car slid over the curb and got stuck coming down Oconee Street.

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cleanup on aisle clayton

57 [+ / -]     Dec 27, 2009

    Someone had a little too much fun.

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does this count as texting while driving?

71 [+ / -]     Jul 16, 2009

    Seen on broad st.

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spooning is alright, though

66 [+ / -]     May 23, 2009

    Seen on an air conditioning system outside of the 100 building at Athens Tech.

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i always thought tim meadows would drive a nicer car

36 [+ / -]     Mar 25, 2009

    No words can express this...

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the likelihood of a credit card scam is about the same either way

24 [+ / -]     Feb 25, 2009

    Fantasy World on Baxter.

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yes we can... spell

28 [+ / -]     Jan 20, 2009

    Misspelling of 'inauguration' at Georiga [sic] Theater. Picture taken with my cellphone.

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some people just need the right motivation

56 [+ / -]     Jan 06, 2009

    the standard employee bathroom sign edited for the greater good.

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not pictured in photo: 24 inch spinners

67 [+ / -]     Nov 13, 2008

    It's the Shrimp Pimp!

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is that a carrot on the end of a fishing pole?

51 [+ / -]     Sep 28, 2008

    Woman in the wheelchair was holding a rope, while her 3 friends pulled her uphill. All she needed was a whip, and to scream "faster, you fools!"

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having just stumbled through the desert, bob died just before reaching a frosty

65 [+ / -]     Sep 25, 2008

    Yep. This guy was passed out drunk at four in the afternoon on a Tuesday in between Wendy's and the St Mary's entrance on Alps. Notice he took his shoes off to make himself more comfortable.

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#21   discount available for naughty, naughty girls

79 [+ / -]     Sep 12, 2008

    Saw this under the "general" items section on craigslist and I couldn't think of anything used that people would want to buy more.

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#5   the store was out of two person bicycles

111 [+ / -]     Sep 11, 2008

    small man. BIG WOMAN. cruisin' together down prince avenue.

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can you see me? i'm in the red shirt.

-42 [+ / -]     Sep 08, 2008

    Team running out onto the field for the Central Michigan game.

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we'll beat any competitor's nudity price!

44 [+ / -]     Aug 08, 2008

    Board outside Smoothie King in 5 Points yesterday

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#18   in my day, we had to walk uphill both ways to funnel beer

81 [+ / -]     Jun 26, 2008

    Granny Gettin' Fucked Up!

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"hell yeah, it hurt! but lemme tell ya... those pain and wonder folks were great!"

-18 [+ / -]     Jun 24, 2008

    An old man hula hooping outside of Trappeze at AthFest.

    Reprinted with permission. Courtesy of OMGPARTY.COM

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has anyone seen my air pump?

-65 [+ / -]     Jun 23, 2008

    The moon-walk things at AthFest 2008.

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#2   marketing 101: target a specific demographic

120 [+ / -]     May 26, 2008

    End of the aisle display at eastside Publix. Notice the ping pong balls and red cups.

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dude, put that away

8 [+ / -]     May 12, 2008

    Saw this at one of those stands in the Mall couldn't resist the photo op..

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#12   scary thing is... this was his attempt at driving home

89 [+ / -]     May 06, 2008

    only in athens. guy passed out in the back of his truck in north campus deck surrounded by beer.

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how are you supposed to watch the racers if they're all blurry?

1 [+ / -]     May 05, 2008

    Twilight Criterium 2008

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h8n mstrb8n was too long

22 [+ / -]     Apr 29, 2008

    A license plate from a right winger

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it was a game day, so the urine was flammable

19 [+ / -]     Apr 28, 2008

    Burning an Alabama Koozie

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